if you were stranded on a desert island

dimitrispearljam

comebackgirl wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

comebackgirl wrote:

Zoso - so he can do his husbandly duties
Small Town Beck - so we can make coconut bras and shoes out of shells :thumbup:
Speedy so he can supply us with all the chicken soup we need :wave:

Ok I guess I will change my mind....

If I am stranded on that fucking Island....

I am bringing comebackgirl....And 2 chickens..........

woo hoo! Me, speedy and some chickens

:shock:


:?

oh,here comes the rooster.....oh yeah!!!!!!!!!

chadwick

StillHere wrote:

holy smokes! (hahahaa i made a funny)
I'm going with YOU Chad!! :thumbup: :wave:
Blenderman, you can still come with us if you keep the promise you made earlier! :shh:
and Dis..since you found it, you can come along too, bring the accessories

i don't play games.
you people may chill with me if you're all cool and stuff.
if ya get on my nerves i'm out.
i like space and writing, as in leave me alone.
im a little cranky sometimes but i love everyone.

you have to rub buddha's belly before and after smoking.
tibetan bong laws.

StillHere

chadwick wrote:

StillHere wrote:

holy smokes! (hahahaa i made a funny)
I'm going with YOU Chad!! :thumbup: :wave:
Blenderman, you can still come with us if you keep the promise you made earlier! :shh:
and Dis..since you found it, you can come along too, bring the accessories

i don't play games.
you people may chill with me if you're all cool and stuff.
if ya get on my nerves i'm out.
i like space and writing, as in leave me alone.
im a little cranky sometimes but i love everyone.

you have to rub buddha's belly before and after smoking.
tibetan bong laws.

we'll be cool man, don't you worry.

Claireack

I would bring;

Whoever owns the most Ray Mears books.
An engineer
A farmer (with a pocketful of seeds)

(I would also sneak hubby/son/dog to the island under my jacket)

eyedclaar

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

81

eyedclaar wrote:

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

damned if you do, damed if you don't

Claireack

eyedclaar wrote:

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

We could wire your teeth together before we go??

BinauralJam

eyedclaar wrote:

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

, your off my list, i'll take Paul David, formerly billy pumpkin, he's big, more to eat!

blenderman69

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

, your off my list, i'll take Paul David, formerly billy pumpkin, he's big, more to eat!

cannibal :shock:

BinauralJam

blenderman69 wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Anyone not suggesting they bring me along clearly wants to die. Anyone suggesting I do come along clearly wants to get eaten.

, your off my list, i'll take Paul David, formerly billy pumpkin, he's big, more to eat!

cannibal :shock:

Canadian taste Good!!!

81

BinauralJam wrote:

Canadian taste Good!!!

like bacon

small town beck

comebackgirl wrote:

dimitrispearljam wrote:

U R A Crazy Breed - comebackgirl - Ziggy..and some blonde - read - pink wigs

awww....thanks, D I'll keep you 3 and then I'll add:

Zoso - so he can do his husbandly duties
Small Town Beck - so we can make coconut bras and shoes out of shells :thumbup:
Speedy so he can supply us with all the chicken soup we need :wave:

We so would do that

BinauralJam wrote:

Is Bear Grylls a PJ fan?


Eyed, Chad and Small Town Beck.

Awww me? Still laughing at Speedy's list!!

Well comebackgirl of course!! And who else???!!!!hmmm

unlost dogs

You need someone who can provide food, shelter and emergency care. Entertainment is optional.

People, you really need to give this some careful thought.

So for food: Smarchee is good if there's a grocery store on the island, as well as access to a grill. If not, I'd say Eyed except you'd wake up one morning to find your left leg sizzling on a spit over an open fire. So then I'd have to go with Claireack who I know can plant stuff. I'm just not sure if it ever will grow. If there's a phone on the island, Black Diamond can order takeout with the best of them.

Shelter: Boo Boo does some camping, I suspect he could whip up some kind of canopy out of palm leaves. Or, being Boo Boo, he could rob some unsuspecting Jellystone visitors of their tent.

Emergency care: Zchick was a vet tech and could put those skills to use in a pinch. But since I was an emergency nurse, I don't need a vet tech so I'm going to go for a different category:

Entertainment: Chadwick would be a blast right up until the moment he ran you over with a tank and lit you on fire. At that point the fun would stop. Binaural Jam would be a blast right up until the moment I ran him over with a tank and lit him on fire. Nealybabes wouldn't work at all, it would just devolve to one of those tiresome Boston vs. New York battles and he'll never admit defeat. So maybe Dissidentman for the witty retorts and ability to run the bar.

Gary Carter

kat
sea
santos

:P

StillHere

unlost dogs wrote:

You need someone who can provide food, shelter and emergency care. Entertainment is optional.

People, you really need to give this some careful thought.

So for food: Smarchee is good if there's a grocery store on the island, as well as access to a grill. If not, I'd say Eyed except you'd wake up one morning to find your left leg sizzling on a spit over an open fire. So then I'd have to go with Claireack who I know can plant stuff. I'm just not sure if it ever will grow. If there's a phone on the island, Black Diamond can order takeout with the best of them.

Shelter: Boo Boo does some camping, I suspect he could whip up some kind of canopy out of palm leaves. Or, being Boo Boo, he could rob some unsuspecting Jellystone visitors of their tent.

Emergency care: Zchick was a vet tech and could put those skills to use in a pinch. But since I was an emergency nurse, I don't need a vet tech so I'm going to go for a different category:

Entertainment: Chadwick would be a blast right up until the moment he ran you over with a tank and lit you on fire. At that point the fun would stop. Binaural Jam would be a blast right up until the moment I ran him over with a tank and lit him on fire. Nealybabes wouldn't work at all, it would just devolve to one of those tiresome Boston vs. New York battles and he'll never admit defeat. So maybe Dissidentman for the witty retorts and ability to run the bar.

well thought out
that's some funny sh*&t right thar!

chadwick

unlost dogs wrote:

You Entertainment: Chadwick would be a blast right up until the moment he ran you over with a tank and lit you on fire. At that point the fun would stop. Binaural Jam would be a blast right up until the moment I ran him over with a tank and lit him on fire. Nealybabes wouldn't work at all, it would just devolve to one of those tiresome Boston vs. New York battles and he'll never admit defeat. So maybe Dissidentman for the witty retorts and ability to run the bar.

me... um,,,, excuse me, miss, um
hello???????

unlost dogs... oh sorry chadwick i didn't see or hear you standing there.
how may i help you?

me... i need to buy a tank and 5 gallons of gas.

unlost dogs... i have a ford pinto and 3 gallons of lighter fluid!!!

me... you're badass as fuck

unlost dogs... i cook chili in the trunk of the pinto, don't worry about it.

me... :lolno:

catefrances

blenderman69 wrote:

and could take 3 people from the ten club to keep you company.who would you take and why....first i would take chadwick,to kill any bears we might find.second i would bring smarchee to take care of us(he's so responsible)...and ziggy star for sex!she's one wild girl!!!!!! (i would have a beard,stranded on an island)and you know how ziggy is for guys with beards oh and ziggy would help with the bear killing

im really not sure how many bears yuod come across on a desert island.

unlost dogs

chadwick wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

You Entertainment: Chadwick would be a blast right up until the moment he ran you over with a Ford Pinto and lit you on fire. At that point the fun would stop. Binaural Jam would be a blast right up until the moment I ran him over with a Ford Pinto and lit him on fire. Nealybabes wouldn't work at all, it would just devolve to one of those tiresome Boston vs. New York battles and he'll never admit defeat. So maybe Dissidentman for the witty retorts and ability to run the bar.

me... um,,,, excuse me, miss, um
hello???????

unlost dogs... oh sorry chadwick i didn't see or hear you standing there.
how may i help you?

me... i need to buy a tank and 5 gallons of gas.

unlost dogs... i have a ford pinto and 3 gallons of lighter fluid!!!

me... you're badass as fuck

unlost dogs... i cook chili in the trunk of the pinto, don't worry about it.

me... :lolno:

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Better, yes/no?

chadwick

unlost dogs wrote:

Original post edited above, in bold and underlined.

Better, yes/no?

that's pretty good work there miss sneaky words and stuff

unlost dogs

chadwick wrote:

unlost dogs wrote:

Original post edited above, in bold and underlined.

Better, yes/no?

that's pretty good work there miss sneaky words and stuff

That's Miss Badass As Fuck to you, sir.