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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    Well I have heard the joke where the Koala has sex with the prostitute and goes to walks out without paying. The prostitute races after him and gets out a dictionary and points to the word prostitute.

    'Prostitute: Someone who has sex for money'

    The Koala then gets the dictionary and points to the word Koala

    'Koala: Eats roots and leaves'
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  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    AELARA wrote:
    Slang is always difficult for non native speakers but I will help you too if I can, Dimitri. Mporeis na me rotiseis gia oti xreiasteis kai me xara na se voithiso an mporo! Teacher of English language AND native speaker of greek here! :);)
    ti ftianeis re kopelia?xathikes ntip.. :lol::lol::lol:
    thanks alot,ill have in mind :D
    Same here dude. Go Crete!!!
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    mdigenakis wrote:
    AELARA wrote:
    Slang is always difficult for non native speakers but I will help you too if I can, Dimitri. Mporeis na me rotiseis gia oti xreiasteis kai me xara na se voithiso an mporo! Teacher of English language AND native speaker of greek here! :);)
    ti ftianeis re kopelia?xathikes ntip.. :lol::lol::lol:
    thanks alot,ill have in mind :D
    Same here dude. Go Crete!!!
    hi from Volos to Crete!! :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • JennytreeJennytree Posts: 5,340
    I'm pretty sure you don't understand anything I say... I do apologise, but the way we talk is one of the few reasons why I love being Irish!

    http://www.slang.ie/topslang.php?county=all - that'll help you understand some of the shite I come out with. There's stuff in there that I've never heard of either, tis quite regional!
    This is me:
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  • pjfan31 wrote:
    Well I have heard the joke where the Koala has sex with the prostitute and goes to walks out without paying. The prostitute races after him and gets out a dictionary and points to the word prostitute.

    'Prostitute: Someone who has sex for money'

    The Koala then gets the dictionary and points to the word Koala

    'Koala: Eats roots and leaves'

    dead set mate a koala does not eat roots
  • mdigenakismdigenakis Posts: 1,337
    [hi from Volos to Crete!! :)
    I'd love to be on a beach in Xania right now.
    "Don't let the darkness eat you up..."

    -Greg Dulli

  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    mdigenakis wrote:
    [hi from Volos to Crete!! :)
    I'd love to be on a beach in Xania right now.
    will be awesome!!!with those amazing beachbar and the 24hours party :)
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • AELARAAELARA Posts: 803
    mdigenakis wrote:
    [hi from Volos to Crete!! :)
    I'd love to be on a beach in Xania right now.
    will be awesome!!!with those amazing beachbar and the 24hours party :)


    Crete rules!!!! I was there this summer, I loved it!! 8-)
    I am mine!
  • JoJo Posts: 2,098
    pjfan31 wrote:
    Well I have heard the joke where the Koala has sex with the prostitute and goes to walks out without paying. The prostitute races after him and gets out a dictionary and points to the word prostitute.

    'Prostitute: Someone who has sex for money'

    The Koala then gets the dictionary and points to the word Koala

    'Koala: Eats roots and leaves'

    dead set mate a koala does not eat roots

    Thats right mate, and they are rife with clamidia too.
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