the jeagles has been banned? but who will inform me of his fence dispute????
I can make shit up if you like...
i've read your 'exploits' on your blog... you've been making shit up for years.
So why stop now? Jeags has mounted a .50 cal gatling gun on his fence to deal with one pesky fox squirrel. So far the rodent has managed to elude him, but the collateral damage has been spectacular. Oh, and he doesn't like to be called "Jeags", which is probably why I can't help but do it.
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im with dunk on the jeagler's booting, not good to my notion.
when birds poop on the jeagler and his fence, who will tell me?
eyed, we need your story time.
make it bedtime story hour thread and we will all be happy im sure.
Speaking of story time, where's my fucking book, punk?
you don't need a book for that... i could show you?
see.. it's comments like that which will get people banned... I'm only showing people what no to say.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
Was it less than two weeks ago or more than two weeks ago?
it's been several weeks, zig.
:x
Motherfuckers!! :evil:
It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
If you haven't looked at my book, you probably didn't find the nude pic I included.
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It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
If you haven't looked at my book, you probably didn't find the nude pic I included.
what is this i hear of books :?:
books that are better read when intoxicated at that!!!
i am intrigued :P
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It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
ziggy, you are good.
this is very nice.
my book is actually illegal to read unless you are high.
true fact.
also, you can roll a joint with the paper
i do it all the time.
It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
If you haven't looked at my book, you probably didn't find the nude pic I included.
I did :?
Sorry, BD. In all fairness though, I thought you said it was a gift for your wife.
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It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
If you haven't looked at my book, you probably didn't find the nude pic I included.
Oh I found that alright!! I can't believe you did it! Fucking sexy!!
And I have looked at it...read three...then stopped myself. Want to be in the zone.
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So why stop now? Jeags has mounted a .50 cal gatling gun on his fence to deal with one pesky fox squirrel. So far the rodent has managed to elude him, but the collateral damage has been spectacular. Oh, and he doesn't like to be called "Jeags", which is probably why I can't help but do it.
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when birds poop on the jeagler and his fence, who will tell me?
eyed, we need your story time.
make it bedtime story hour thread and we will all be happy im sure.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Speaking of story time, where's my fucking book, punk?
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you dont have it yet?
fuckers.........
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Have you sent it?
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you don't need a book for that... i could show you?
see.. it's comments like that which will get people banned... I'm only showing people what no to say.
Well since you invented fucking, I guess I may as well learn from the master!
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i should find my receipt and code thingy.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
How long ago did you send it? It can take 7-10 business days via normal airmail to get to Australia.
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it's been what seems like years.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
rygar and ziggystar... easy for me to confusion.
:wtf: :crazy:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Seems like years?! That's a bit dramatic.
Was it less than two weeks ago or more than two weeks ago?
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:x
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Motherfuckers!! :evil:
It will get here....then sit on the shelf next to Eyed's which I haven't even glanced at yet....I don't want to do look at them half-arse, y'know. I want to wait until I get some weed, have a few beers, kick back all relaxed in the back yard under a tree and read them then!
IF yours ever gets here.
Maybe they couldn't read your handwriting?
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★ 2011 - EV Newcastle, Melbourne 1, Melbourne 2 ★
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books that are better read when intoxicated at that!!!
i am intrigued :P
this is very nice.
my book is actually illegal to read unless you are high.
true fact.
also, you can roll a joint with the paper
i do it all the time.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Sorry, BD. In all fairness though, I thought you said it was a gift for your wife.
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And there is a one way ticket to Boise on my Credit Card :?
Oh I found that alright!!
And I have looked at it...read three...then stopped myself. Want to be in the zone.
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A-hem. That was me! :oops: Your kids gave me your credit card details over the phone.
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Coincidence, I'm certain. I mean, we do have a ton of quality clothing and jewelry stores, that's probably all it is.
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Ohhhh I hope it gets here. If it's not here within two weeks, I'm buying another one.
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i will send you one, no charge.
i am sorry it hasn't found you yet.
i just hope you can handle it once it finds you.
i am very responsible for the outcome.
:twisted:
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Well I'll pay for postage then of a the new book.
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