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Can zombies swim?

mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    yes according to the master george romero
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Not according to the Zombie Survival Guide
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
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    in this particular movie they cross a big river to reach the humans

    i guess its more walking underwater than swimming :mrgreen:
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    yes zombies can do anything, except tie their shoes :?
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    so much for the zombie defense moat I've been working on all summer :x
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  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    not on a full stomach.
  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    Now I have something else to worry about. :problem: :think:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    Landofthedead.bmp


    in this particular movie they cross a big river to reach the humans

    i guess its more walking underwater than swimming :mrgreen:

    This!!!, has been my experiance, Oh wait, i've been asked not to discuss this, do you think the Goverment moniters this website?
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    i would say they can't swim, but they can cross certain bodies of water.

    no matter what, keep a glock handy with lots of ammo
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    81 wrote:
    i would say they can't swim, but they can cross certain bodies of water.

    Not if those bodies of water are filled with flesh eating sharks, crocodiles, and aquatic grizzly bears. Wait, unless the zombie bites one of them before being torn to shreds. Hmmm, this is complicated stuff...
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i would say they can't swim, but they can cross certain bodies of water.

    Not if those bodies of water are filled with flesh eating sharks, crocodiles, and aquatic grizzly bears. Wait, unless the zombie bites one of them before being torn to shreds. Hmmm, this is complicated stuff...
    Zombie Bears :shock:
    Is there a spray for that too?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Black Diamond wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i would say they can't swim, but they can cross certain bodies of water.

    Not if those bodies of water are filled with flesh eating sharks, crocodiles, and aquatic grizzly bears. Wait, unless the zombie bites one of them before being torn to shreds. Hmmm, this is complicated stuff...
    Zombie Bears :shock:
    Is there a spray for that too?

    I think that's called holy water. Does that work on zombies or just vampires?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I think that's called holy water. Does that work on zombies or just vampires?

    some vampires but not others. does nothing to zombies.
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I think that's called holy water. Does that work on zombies or just vampires?
    I think just jewish zombies... :mrgreen:

    BTW, what happens when a Zombie bites a Vampire?
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Black Diamond wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I think that's called holy water. Does that work on zombies or just vampires?
    I think just jewish zombies... :mrgreen:

    BTW, what happens when a Zombie bites a Vampire?


    that could be ugly
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Black Diamond wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I think that's called holy water. Does that work on zombies or just vampires?
    I think just jewish zombies... :mrgreen:

    BTW, what happens when a Zombie bites a Vampire?


    Now that's just Silly!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    Well, when the zombie apocalypse occurs (which everyone should be prepared for!) I was thinking it would be great to sit on a boat a hundred yards out drinking beer and watching zombies drown as they tried to get me. :lol:

    Wait a minute...
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...



    :lol:
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...



    :lol:


    i don't believe they have the ability to do anything more than chase you and eat brains. although it appears they are evolving and becoming smarter.....

    its evolution baby
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  • Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Posts: 7,262
    Kilgore_Trout wrote:
    so much for the zombie defense moat I've been working on all summer :x
    Best laugh I had all day!
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    K3TSMJC wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...



    :lol:


    i don't believe they have the ability to do anything more than chase you and eat brains. although it appears they are evolving and becoming smarter.....

    its evolution baby

    Why did you change your name?
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    mca47 wrote:
    Well, when the zombie apocalypse occurs (which everyone should be prepared for!) I was thinking it would be great to sit on a boat a hundred yards out drinking beer and watching zombies drown as they tried to get me. :lol:

    Wait a minute...
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...



    :lol:


    what happens when you run out of beer?
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  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    what happens when you run out of beer?
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Well, when the zombie apocalypse occurs (which everyone should be prepared for!) I was thinking it would be great to sit on a boat a hundred yards out drinking beer and watching zombies drown as they tried to get me. :lol:

    Wait a minute...
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...



    :lol:


    what happens when you run out of beer?


    That's just silly to even think about. Pssssht...^ this guy!


    :D:lol:


    I guess when enough zombies drown, they'll eventually start piling up and making a zombie bridge to the boat. I guess I can't get too drunk! Gotta keep moving back...
    It's all about preparation! :D
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    Black Diamond wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:

    what happens when you run out of beer?
    zombie-pale-ale.png

    i want some
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    K3TSMJC wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Does anyone know if zombies can operate boats? :shock: Shit, this might not work afterall...

    :lol:


    i don't believe they have the ability to do anything more than chase you and eat brains. although it appears they are evolving and becoming smarter.....

    its evolution baby

    Why did you change your name?

    shhhh, i'm in hiding
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    I have been known to operate my boat in a state that could be described as zombilike. No, wait _ it's more like catatonic alarm at the approach of another boat. And then Mr. Unlost Dogs takes the helm and says, "It's 1/4 mile away, don't panic."

    So yes, I think zombies can operate boats.

    But I'm pretty sure they can't paddle a kayak. My plan is that at the first sound of the shuffle of undead feet, I am throwing my little Tsunami into the harbor and paddling like hell.
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  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Zombies cannot pull the cord to start the motor so you're OK.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    when their is no room in hell...THE DEAD SHALL WALK THE EARTH !!!!
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
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