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Roast of "The Hoff"

Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
WAS FUCKIN GREATT!!! That was by far one of the funniest roasts ive ever seen!!!
What did you guys think????
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    Hey wait, is this a thread to roast the Hoff? Cuz that\s a great idea,
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    DangDang wrote:
    Hey wait, is this a thread to roast the Hoff? Cuz that\s a great idea,
    Yes it is my friend!! :D
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Hey wait, is this a thread to roast the Hoff? Cuz that\s a great idea,
    Yes it is my friend!! :D
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Hey wait, is this a thread to roast the Hoff? Cuz that\s a great idea,
    Yes it is my friend!! :D
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
    No not our Hoff!! :lol: the real david hasselhoff his roast was on tonight.
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
    No not our Hoff!! :lol: the real david hasselhoff his roast was on tonight.

    OH! Well, I was thinking just the other 10 days ago that a roast of OUR most famous would be a good thread. But maybe too offensive? Oh well.
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
    No not our Hoff!! :lol: the real david hasselhoff his roast was on tonight.

    OH! Well, I was thinking just the other 10 days ago that a roast of OUR most famous would be a good thread. But maybe too offensive? Oh well.
    I think that would be quite a good idea :D
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    No not our Hoff!! :lol: the real david hasselhoff his roast was on tonight.

    OH! Well, I was thinking just the other 10 days ago that a roast of OUR most famous would be a good thread. But maybe too offensive? Oh well.
    I think that would be quite a good idea :D

    I thought so too, so when I saw this thread I thought that somebody had the same idea! Ok, you go first. Roast em.
  • AW105331AW105331 Posts: 51
    I thought it was OK. I still think that the Flavor Flav roast was one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    thought it was just okay........

    they should just give Jeff Ross the stage for an hr instead.
  • rafierafie Posts: 2,160
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    Hey wait, is this a thread to roast the Hoff? Cuz that\s a great idea,
    Yes it is my friend!! :D
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
    That's what I thought too! :lol:
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    pretty lame. they kept using the same punchline over and over

    hoff is a drunk
    pam is a slut
    that other chick is fat
    jerry is jerry.

    give us something new
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  • DangDangDangDang Posts: 1,551
    rafie wrote:
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    Yes it is my friend!! :D
    Great! Our Hoff, right? Ok, you go first.
    That's what I thought too! :lol:

    Ok, lets start a new thread "Roast of OUR Hoff" for fun of course, but you start it, ok?
  • The FixerThe Fixer Posts: 12,837
    UpSideDown wrote:
    thought it was just okay........

    they should just give Jeff Ross the stage for an hr instead.

    I agree. The other comedy central roasts were better (pam anderson, flava flav, emmitt smith, etc).

    Jeff Ross is usually the best, but he was kinda weak in this one. Greg Geraldo was funniest

    Jeff Ross was hilarious during the emmitt smith roast...'troy aikman wanted to be here but he got a concussion opening the invitation'...'shaq, your knuckles are all bloody, did you walk here?' 'I'm not saying shaq looks like a gorilla, but I think I saw him try to peel the microphone' hahahahahaha
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    DangDang wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    DangDang wrote:

    OH! Well, I was thinking just the other 10 days ago that a roast of OUR most famous would be a good thread. But maybe too offensive? Oh well.
    I think that would be quite a good idea :D

    I thought so too, so when I saw this thread I thought that somebody had the same idea! Ok, you go first. Roast em.


    I'm game if you are. :D
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  • maynardsuxmaynardsux Posts: 1,096
    The roast of Shatner is the best!!
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  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    WAS FUCKIN GREATT!!! That was by far one of the funniest roasts ive ever seen!!!
    What did you guys think????

    I saw it. they were so brutal! I felt so bad for the guy.
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    pickupyourwill wrote:
    yankeesfan7774 wrote:
    WAS FUCKIN GREATT!!! That was by far one of the funniest roasts ive ever seen!!!
    What did you guys think????

    I saw it. they were so brutal! I felt so bad for the guy.
    I know lisa lampanelis was so bad!!!
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • Ledbetterman10Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,935
    I came up with a few jokes that I think would work well at this roast:

    "So Hulk Hogan is here. Hulk, I know you're a legend but look at ya....you're bald, you're tan, you're always wearing red and yellow......you look like a hot dog on steroids."

    "We move now from The Hulk to The Hack....Seth Macfarlane. Ya know, South Park has accused the writers of Family Guy of being manatees but trust me, Seth....you're better off with manatees that the Jew Rat Bastards that write Jeff Ross's crappy jokes"

    "Pam Anderson is here. I remember back in the mid-90's my friends and I would argue about who's hotter: Pamela or Carmen Electra. And I'd always say that 'Pam makes Carmen look bad.' But now here we are 15 years later and you're starting to make Lisa Lampenelli look good."
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  • DewieCoxDewieCox Posts: 11,430
    81 wrote:
    pretty lame. they kept using the same punchline over and over

    hoff is a drunk
    pam is a slut
    that other chick is fat
    jerry is jerry.

    give us something new

    Yeah, it was funny the first few roasters and a few of the punchlines turned up the shock factor, but everybody told the exact same jokes.

    Seemed like when they tried to change things up it was directed at one of the other roasters, mostly Lampinelli and Hulk

    Bob Saget's has been the best I've seen.
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