Best Job Resignation ever.

EquallyWorthlessEquallyWorthless Posts: 3,993
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
{if (work != 0) {
work = work + 1;
sleep = sleep - work * 10;}
else if (work >= 0) {
reality.equals(false);
work = work +1;
}system("pause");
return 0;}
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    i dont know whats funnier... the resignation or the fact that the website is thechive.com :lol:

    kudos to her... sounds like the boss was a real dick... hopefully she didn't burn any bridges
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    HOPA indeed. :D


    ...and it looks MUCH too polished to be real, but maybe it is. :)
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  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Kudos to her!

    My friend told every manager at work 'FUQ" when they fired her...even though she couldn't collect unemployment, she said it was worth it just to see the looks on their faces. :lol:
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  • sabreleafsabreleaf Posts: 310
    all this link does is freeze up my computer
  • Aero83_Aero83_ Posts: 933
    I hope she didnt divulge any secrets that would get anyone in trouble..still, not bad..
    Homeboy walked off a citation jet leaving his boss and his jet that he couldnt fly in the middle of the desert. high and dry..
    ...10/31/09, 05/21/10, Peru, Los Angeles
  • spencer958spencer958 Posts: 279
    Great job by her!
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Posts: 12,553
    Ummm... is anyone else wondering if their employer has the same "office snitch" that monitors our internet time?!?
    :shock:


    Unlost Dogs:
    pearljam.com: 50 hours a week, 49.5 of them on the "The Person Above Me Sucks Big Time" thread

    Well, really that's about it. My plan, if confronted, is to say, "But that's because I always listen to Pearl Jam Radio and I have to stay logged in to hear it."

    :think: They just might believe that...
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  • agfyagfy Posts: 133
    CJMST3K wrote:
    HOPA indeed. :D


    ...and it looks MUCH too polished to be real, but maybe it is. :)


    definitely a HOPA :D
    " I'll ride the wave where it takes me"
  • :lol:
    That's awsome.
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    want to be enlightened"
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Ummm... is anyone else wondering if their employer has the same "office snitch" that monitors our internet time?!?
    :shock:


    Unlost Dogs:
    pearljam.com: 50 hours a week, 49.5 of them on the "The Person Above Me Sucks Big Time" thread

    Well, really that's about it. My plan, if confronted, is to say, "But that's because I always listen to Pearl Jam Radio and I have to stay logged in to hear it."

    :think: They just might believe that...


    47.5 of which is just picking on poor Theo , but seriously, fuck work it's overrated.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Ummm... is anyone else wondering if their employer has the same "office snitch" that monitors our internet time?!?
    :shock:


    Unlost Dogs:
    pearljam.com: 50 hours a week, 49.5 of them on the "The Person Above Me Sucks Big Time" thread

    Well, really that's about it. My plan, if confronted, is to say, "But that's because I always listen to Pearl Jam Radio and I have to stay logged in to hear it."

    :think: They just might believe that...


    47.5 of which is just picking on poor Theo , but seriously, fuck work it's overrated.

    :lol::lol:
  • rival.rival. Posts: 7,775
    agfy wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    HOPA indeed. :D


    ...and it looks MUCH too polished to be real, but maybe it is. :)


    definitely a HOPA :D

    100% a HOPA!
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    CJMST3K wrote:
    norm wrote:



    No one listens to you anymore Norm. ;)


    i'm used to it :D
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I can't blame the guy for pointing out the HPOA thing...
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