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Tales from the Pharmacy..... aka WTF people?

justjoshingujustjoshingu Posts: 538
edited August 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
I'm a pharmacist at a chain grocery store pharmacy.

Woman-"can I speak to the pharmacist""
me- "how can I help you?"
woman- " my sister had pinworms and took medicine, but I dont think it worked"
me- "why dont you think it worked?" (btw, usually bad to ask)
woman- *pulls out napkin. * *unwraps napkin* "Wad of bubblegum with little white worms all over it*

me....- "ummm is that, .. where did... where "
woman- "we didnt have any tape so we used the gum instead. "
(apparently , if you aren't sure you have pinworms, you stick some strong clear tape to the butthole"
...me-"but.. (poor choice of words) but... whose gum is that?"
woman -"it was mine, but don't worry, i'm done with it, otherwise that would be gross"


seriously???!!! WTF is wrong with people.
mean people suck!
but nice people sw****w

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  • gearboygearboy Posts: 349
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,025
    "dont worry, I'm done with it" Classic!!

    really? that needed to be said?
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    :lol: Thanks for the Monday morning laugh!
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  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    my wife works part time as a pharmacy tech & she has strange stories every time she comes home from work. but that is nasty!
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    LOL, I worked at a vet clinic, and people used to bring in all sorts of 'worm samples' and ask us what they were. I feel for you man, I feel for ya! :lol:
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Hahahahaha...
    Man, I wish I was behind that lady in line....there is no way I would've contained my laughter.
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    "Otherwise, that would be gross."

    WOULD be gross?!?! :shock: :wtf: :crazy:
    That IS gross! :sick: :thumbdown:
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    :lol:
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    :shock: :shock: :o:o

    AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :shock: :shock: :o:o
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  • StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    O.M.G.!
    :lol:
    peace,
    jo

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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Reminds me of my emergency department career. Amazing what people will tell you, straight out and honest. Like, "There's an electric toothbrush up my butt and now I can't get it out. And it's still running and now it's painful."

    People will never, ever cease to amaze me. What did, at times, amaze me was my ability to refrain from tossing off aremarks that probably would have gotten me in a world of trouble.

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    so let me get this straight
    whose gum is it?
    whose ass was the gum up?
    worms?

    well done pharmacist
    your services are forever needed
    and appreaciated

    shitwad worms gum festival
    nicely done
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Reminds me of my emergency department career. Amazing what people will tell you, straight out and honest. Like, "There's an electric toothbrush up my butt and now I can't get it out. And it's still running and now it's painful."

    People will never, ever cease to amaze me. What did, at times, amaze me was my ability to refrain from tossing off aremarks that probably would have gotten me in a world of trouble.

    :crazy:
    hey nurse, excuse me pardom me but um...
    i have an electric toothbrush shoved up my ass.
    it is stuck in the on position.
    right now it is brushing my ass.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • supersonicyearssupersonicyears Posts: 2,619
    :lol:
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Reminds me of my emergency department career. Amazing what people will tell you, straight out and honest. Like, "There's an electric toothbrush up my butt and now I can't get it out. And it's still running and now it's painful."

    People will never, ever cease to amaze me. What did, at times, amaze me was my ability to refrain from tossing off aremarks that probably would have gotten me in a world of trouble.

    :crazy:
    hey nurse, excuse me pardom me but um...
    i have an electric toothbrush shoved up my ass.
    it is stuck in the on position.
    right now it is brushing my ass.

    Just to clarify _ they had taken the brush part off so it was just the handle.
    :lol:
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    unlost dogs wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Reminds me of my emergency department career. Amazing what people will tell you, straight out and honest. Like, "There's an electric toothbrush up my butt and now I can't get it out. And it's still running and now it's painful."

    People will never, ever cease to amaze me. What did, at times, amaze me was my ability to refrain from tossing off aremarks that probably would have gotten me in a world of trouble.

    :crazy:
    hey nurse, excuse me pardom me but um...
    i have an electric toothbrush shoved up my ass.
    it is stuck in the on position.
    right now it is brushing my ass.

    Just to clarify _ they had taken the brush part off so it was just the handle.
    :lol:
    oh well that i understand :geek:

    my cousins a nurse and had one guy come in with a toilet brush up his ass... you'd never believe which end...
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    I've heard light bulbs are pretty popular too!!! :shock:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    wow, just wow
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I was a Pharm Tech for many years

    We had this one girl call and say she didnt think her birth control was working

    I said why not ? She said "The pill keeps falling out.."

    :?
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I was a Pharm Tech for many years

    We had this one girl call and say she didnt think her birth control was working

    I said why not ? She said "The pill keeps falling out.."

    :?

    :lol: That's hillarious. Wow some people are clueless.
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  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I was a Pharm Tech for many years

    We had this one girl call and say she didnt think her birth control was working

    I said why not ? She said "The pill keeps falling out.."

    :?
    :lol:
    "Senza speme vivemo in disio"

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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Phantom Pain wrote:
    I was a Pharm Tech for many years

    We had this one girl call and say she didnt think her birth control was working

    I said why not ? She said "The pill keeps falling out.."

    :?

    I am thinking about becoming a pharm tech...that's what I get to look forward to? :roll:
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