man I've got a tough life

pjfan31

I'm about to go out for dinner with my mate, his girlfriend and her hot model friends.

I might even offer to pay for their dinner. A glass of water and a bowl of lettuce.... I can afford that.

Chip McFlennigan

So sorry to hear that. If you need ANY help, call me, and I'll be right there.

Thoughts_Arrive

Make sure to keep all conversation strictly Pearl Jam.
Ask them what their favourite boots are, no not those Italian leather boots.

pjfan31

I've been and am back.

Only one model there who is my mates gf, and she is hot. Her friends were there who are pretty good too. I think my mate just wanted some company and got me in with some false advertising. Though it was a good night,

BLACK35

Did they just order salad?

Brisk.

This thread is useless....

dimitrispearljam

Brisk. wrote:

This thread is useless....

...without fotos

pjfan31

BLACK35 wrote:

Did they just order salad?

Nah they ate like pigs















Then went to the bathroom and threw it back up

dcfaithful

pjfan31 wrote:

Nah they ate like pigs

Then went to the bathroom and threw it back up

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Brisk. wrote:

This thread is useless....

...without fotos

There ya go...

Kilgore_Trout

damn... she's sexy

pjfan31

dcfaithful wrote:

pjfan31 wrote:

Nah they ate like pigs

Then went to the bathroom and threw it back up

dimitrispearljam wrote:

Brisk. wrote:

This thread is useless....

...without fotos

There ya go...

Then I hooked up with her :shock:

mfc2006

thanks for the image, Dave!

theserialthrilla

7am and i see that :evil:

BLACK35

I can't tell where the puke ends or starts, the couch blends so beautifully with it

pjfan31

Years ago, I found this guy past out, so I decided to try and firstly see if he was alive, 2ndly help him.

He started throwing up lying down, puke going everywhere, peas rolling toward my feet. Anyway, he hops up, vomit over half his face, on his clothes, and says 'Thanks for your help mate' and tried to get in the pub from which I had just left. Priceless.

theserialthrilla

yeah im sorry about that.. :oops:

pjfan31

I think we will be picking a few drunk barmy army members up off the streets this summer.

theserialthrilla

yeah we do like to celebrate hard















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or...













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theserialthrilla

:shock: :shock:

pjfan31

Pakistani match fixer: 'First ball of the 2006 ashes series will be a wide. It will be bowled by Stephen Harmison'

theserialthrilla

thats not a bet thats a given..all his first ball are way off target.



and the second third forth.

pjfan31

theserialthrilla wrote:

thats not a bet thats a given..all his first ball are way off target.



and the second third forth.

hahaha. Especially when overseas. He bowls like me in juniors. But a bit faster, and a bit better

theserialthrilla

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K65_spUU05s

pjfan31

Just you wait. I will start an official ashes thread soon. And the banter will be on for young and old.

Where is thoughts arrive?
I need him as my back up

theserialthrilla

see you cant fight you own fight...thats one of you down already ..

pjfan31

Ah Darrell Hair.

Renowned for being Australia's 13th man.