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What I just said over the phone at work......

UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Literally just called a customer and said:

"Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:
    well played comebackgirl...
    that is slick.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:

    will you marry me
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  • maj4emaj4e Posts: 605
    I hope you find what you're looking for
  • Nima36Nima36 Posts: 221
    That's nothing. I used to answer the phone as 'Placenta' or 'Clitoris' and no one ever questioned me.
    Gotta keep work interesting.
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:

    sure
    the daily dick request
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.

    I hope whoever answered laughed. I would have.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Nima36Nima36 Posts: 221
    You got to have something to fill the hole in a bagel or donut. Isn't that why they have the holes?
  • STONEd and dAMENT-EDSTONEd and dAMENT-ED Posts: 899
    This thread is just nuts. :o
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    and it belong with this one: http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=138191

    :lol::lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:
    go to private messages... :mrgreen:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    EDIT: mini??? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    No, asking a customer for dick probably wasn't the best thing to do. I'm not sure why you are laughing about it, though. It's a natural part of the male anatomy.



    8-)
    :lol:
  • agfyagfy Posts: 133
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:
    my kinda girl :thumbup: :wave:
    " I'll ride the wave where it takes me"
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dimitrispearljam wrote:

    go to private messages... :mrgreen:
    how do you think I got Zoso to marry me? ;) :P
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    EDIT: mini??? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Some things should NEVER be mini. That's just wrong :twisted:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:

    go to private messages... :mrgreen:
    how do you think I got Zoso to marry me? ;) :P
    he he,im sure about that :mrgreen:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    EDIT: mini??? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Some things should NEVER be mini. That's just wrong :twisted:
    yeah,i know ..i took u in my hands and look at u now!!!!such a grow up man!! :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    ComebackGirl!!! :lol::lol::lol:

    Awesome.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:

    you and I both :lol:

    This reminded me of this morning when I crossed the border into the USA....he was asking me questions and asked if I had fruit etc and all of a sudden I said "I have a muffin" :oops: :lol: as the blueberry muffin was sitting there...LOL when I drove away I was trying not to laugh.
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    hahahahahahaha I'm DYING!!! Yes...yes you do have a muffin. :lol:
    small town beck wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    Literally just called a customer and said:

    "Hi, I'm looking for Dick"

    Poorest choice of words EVERRRRR!! I've been laughing about it for twenty minutes straight now......

    People around me in the office are giving me strange looks.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    don't you always start off the day with those same exact words? I do :oops: :lol:

    you and I both :lol:

    This reminded me of this morning when I crossed the border into the USA....he was asking me questions and asked if I had fruit etc and all of a sudden I said "I have a muffin" :oops: :lol: as the blueberry muffin was sitting there...LOL when I drove away I was trying not to laugh.
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    comebackgirl wrote:
    hahahahahahaha I'm DYING!!! Yes...yes you do have a muffin. :lol:


    OMG I couldn't believe I said it!!! :o:lol: Luckily he was older but still I was like "wtf" :lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    small town beck wrote:


    OMG I couldn't believe I said it!!! :o:lol: Luckily he was older but still I was like "wtf" :lol:
    did he ask to see it? :shock: or is that why he let you through! :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    comebackgirl wrote:
    small town beck wrote:


    OMG I couldn't believe I said it!!! :o:lol: Luckily he was older but still I was like "wtf" :lol:
    did he ask to see it? :shock: or is that why he let you through! :lol:

    I was going to say he could probably see it as it was out on the seat but then realized how that sounded :o:lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    small town beck wrote:
    I was going to say he could probably see it as it was out on the seat but then realized how that sounded :o:lol:
    you are KILLING me tonight. :lol::lol::lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Meanwhile Tim is pondering if they really look like muffins :? :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,408
    comebackgirl wrote:
    Meanwhile Tim is pondering if they really look like muffins :? :lol:

    :geek:







    :D
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    small town beck wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    small town beck wrote:


    OMG I couldn't believe I said it!!! :o:lol: Luckily he was older but still I was like "wtf" :lol:
    did he ask to see it? :shock: or is that why he let you through! :lol:

    I was going to say he could probably see it as it was out on the seat but then realized how that sounded :o:lol:


    I'm normally not a big fan of muffins, but now u have my attention :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,549
    Good morning Mr Dick,do you want a muffin?? :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    UpSideDown wrote:
    I'm normally not a big fan of muffins, but now u have my attention :lol:

    It is a lovely muffin ;)

    :lol:
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    small town beck wrote:
    UpSideDown wrote:
    I'm normally not a big fan of muffins, but now u have my attention :lol:

    It is a lovely muffin ;)

    :lol:

    Useless without pictures i believe is the saying.
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