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mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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"Animal" cued up while I was reading this
funny
fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

"what a long, strange trip it's been"
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i'll take two!
  • jshinjshin Posts: 1,759
    But why the roadkill?...I guess it justifies paying $765 for a bottle of beer..
    I ain't got no fly'n shoes..




  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    jshin wrote:
    But why the roadkill?...I guess it justifies paying $765 for a bottle of beer..

    Well it is 55% which is 110 proof beer
    still . . .
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    I'm bumping this back up
    eyed, if you're out there
    take a look at this
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    lettinggo wrote:
    I'm bumping this back up
    eyed, if you're out there
    take a look at this


    A 12 pack of this would look awesome in the fridge. "Hey honey/mom/dad/bro, grab me a beer from the fridge." Hilarity ensues.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 41,024
    More like a whiskey? and should be handled as such? not like you would a regular beer?

    What does that mean ? I never quite grasped the sipping part of whiskey drinking. Open mouth and toss it back. repeat. often.
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  • Got a hard hard headGot a hard hard head Posts: 638
    They'd make a fine present for a PETA member, don't you think? :roll:
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    mickeyrat wrote:
    More like a whiskey? and should be handled as such? not like you would a regular beer?

    What does that mean ? I never quite grasped the sipping part of whiskey drinking. Open mouth and toss it back. repeat. often.

    This, we can agree on.
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    mickeyrat wrote:
    More like a whiskey? and should be handled as such? not like you would a regular beer?

    What does that mean ? I never quite grasped the sipping part of whiskey drinking. Open mouth and toss it back. repeat. often.

    the sipping part is so you can taste it... like proper taste it, whereas throwing it back is like pulling a beautiful model in a bar then getting a friend to hump her for 48 minutes and you just do the orgasm bit.

    or something.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    More like a whiskey? and should be handled as such? not like you would a regular beer?

    What does that mean ? I never quite grasped the sipping part of whiskey drinking. Open mouth and toss it back. repeat. often.

    the sipping part is so you can taste it... like proper taste it, whereas throwing it back is like pulling a beautiful model in a bar then getting a friend to hump her for 48 minutes and you just do the orgasm bit.

    or something.

    Personal experience?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    mickeyrat wrote:
    More like a whiskey? and should be handled as such? not like you would a regular beer?

    What does that mean ? I never quite grasped the sipping part of whiskey drinking. Open mouth and toss it back. repeat. often.

    the sipping part is so you can taste it... like proper taste it, whereas throwing it back is like pulling a beautiful model in a bar then getting a friend to hump her for 48 minutes and you just do the orgasm bit.

    or something.

    Personal experience?

    yeah... i made up the beautiful model bit though to glam it up a notch... i should have said 53 year old drunk divorcee.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:

    the sipping part is so you can taste it... like proper taste it, whereas throwing it back is like pulling a beautiful model in a bar then getting a friend to hump her for 48 minutes and you just do the orgasm bit.

    or something.

    Personal experience?

    yeah... i made up the beautiful model bit though to glam it up a notch... i should have said 53 year old drunk divorcee.

    Could she remove her teeth?
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    lettinggo wrote:
    I'm bumping this back up
    eyed, if you're out there
    take a look at this

    Sorry, I'm a little late on this one. Anyway, this whole time I've just been putting road kill in my stews like a total sucker. Who knew?
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    lettinggo wrote:
    I'm bumping this back up
    eyed, if you're out there
    take a look at this

    Sorry, I'm a little late on this one. Anyway, this whole time I've just been putting road kill in my stews like a total sucker. Who knew?

    How do you get the fur out of your teeth? Wait, never mind.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    i want a battery operated one that moves it paws and wags it tail when you drink from it.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    KoMyAss wrote:
    i want a battery operated one that moves it paws and wags it tail when you drink from it.


    Then use a live one.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Brilliant!!! now to catch one, i'll need some peanuts and fisherman's net.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    KoMyAss wrote:
    Brilliant!!! now to catch one, i'll need some peanuts and fisherman's net.

    Just pick Eyed's pockets.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Dissidentman wrote:
    KoMyAss wrote:
    Brilliant!!! now to catch one, i'll need some peanuts and fisherman's net.

    Just pick Eyed's pockets.


    I'm not making that mistake again. :shock:
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i saw this the other week ago.
    ppl are dumb as fuck.

    i vote we take a giant bottle of whiskey and stick it up dick cheney's ass.
    at least 20 gallons worth.
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    chadwick wrote:
    i saw this the other week ago.
    ppl are dumb as fuck.

    i vote we take a giant bottle of whiskey and stick it up dick cheney's ass.
    at least 20 gallons worth.


    :shock: :o But that would kill him!
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    Personal experience?

    yeah... i made up the beautiful model bit though to glam it up a notch... i should have said 53 year old drunk divorcee.

    Could she remove her teeth?


    she didnt have teeth but if she did I can't see why not.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    dunkman wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    dunkman wrote:

    yeah... i made up the beautiful model bit though to glam it up a notch... i should have said 53 year old drunk divorcee.

    Could she remove her teeth?


    she didnt have teeth but if she did I can't see why not.

    I thought I sent you a shirt in order to avoid this...


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