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why does the soda machine reject my dollars?

neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
goddamit :evil:
i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    monopoly money doesn't work :P
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    shoot the money
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    freaking machine.... and then some schumck comes with his wrinkled bill and it slips right in :mrgreen:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    take it as a sign that you don't need a soda pop.
    81 is now off the air

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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    81 wrote:
    take it as a sign that you don't need a soda pop.


    it is killing my teeth
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  • justamjustam Posts: 21,412
    The machine obviously doesn't like you.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    justam wrote:
    The machine obviously doesn't like you.
    sounds like it.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    justam wrote:
    The machine obviously doesn't like you.


    thats pretty funny :mrgreen:


    considering i stuff the bitch with money every day she should love me ;)
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Is there a hidden camera somewhere? :?
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    justam wrote:
    The machine obviously doesn't like you.


    thats pretty funny :mrgreen:


    considering i stuff the bitch with money every day she should love me ;)
    that's the problem.
    calling her names.
    no machine wants to be called a bitch.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Dirty Money...
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    unlost dogs wrote:
    Is there a hidden camera somewhere? :?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBXxmISAMA8
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I wouldnt take it so personally -- I saw a condom machine in the mens room of a dive bar once that had a button on the side that said "press in case of failure"...for the life of me I can't understand why I pushed that button and it did nothing for me... ;)
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Tua madre si da per niente!


    Tell the machine this and then try again.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    why does the soda machine reject my dollars?

    It doesn't want your cooties? :lol:;)
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  • Johnny AbruzzoJohnny Abruzzo Philly Posts: 11,872
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Tua madre si da per niente!


    Tell the machine this and then try again.

    Love the Italian insults.

    Maybe you should take the condom off your dollar.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    a bunch of comedians on this board eh :lol:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    a bunch of comedians on this board eh :lol:

    What, you're just realizing that?!?

    I have a can of Diet Coke here left over from a meeting about 6 months ago. You want it?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Don't get violent with the machine, talk sweetly to it, stroke it's side, maybe buy it some flowers/chocolates, go gently when you slide the money in.

    It should work.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    unlost dogs wrote:
    neilybabes86 wrote:
    a bunch of comedians on this board eh :lol:

    What, you're just realizing that?!?

    I have a can of Diet Coke here left over from a meeting about 6 months ago. You want it?


    whats a diet coke? :mrgreen:
    i post on the board of a band that doesn't exsist anymore .......i need my head examined.......
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    Just put the tip of the dollar in for a little bit,.... let the machine get used to it before you try forcing the rest of the dollar in..
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  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    the wolf wrote:
    Just put the tip of the dollar in for a few seconds,.... let the machine get used to it before you try forcing the rest of the dollar in..
    :lol:

    Are you sure you didn't draw lips on the bill like George Costanza?
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Claireack wrote:
    Don't get violent with the machine, talk sweetly to it, stroke it's side, maybe buy it some flowers/chocolates, go gently when you slide the money in.

    It should work.


    Not Always!
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    slow day on the forum
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Don't get violent with the machine, talk sweetly to it, stroke it's side, maybe buy it some flowers/chocolates, go gently when you slide the money in.

    It should work.


    Not Always!



    fo shizzle...she is hurtin for a squirtin
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    KOYOURASS wrote:
    Claireack wrote:
    Don't get violent with the machine, talk sweetly to it, stroke it's side, maybe buy it some flowers/chocolates, go gently when you slide the money in.

    It should work.


    Not Always!

    :think: That's odd - always works for me.
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  • unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Try liquor. That always works.
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  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    81 wrote:
    slow day on the forum

    this thread and johnny americas thread would back up your statement big time
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  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    ct%20money.jpg
  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    Rygar wrote:
    ct%20money.jpg


    i will say the canadian $5 bill is so freaking awesome

    thats the hockey one?

    when i was in montreal for pj i walked around with all $5 's
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