I wouldnt take it so personally -- I saw a condom machine in the mens room of a dive bar once that had a button on the side that said "press in case of failure"...for the life of me I can't understand why I pushed that button and it did nothing for me...
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Just put the tip of the dollar in for a few seconds,.... let the machine get used to it before you try forcing the rest of the dollar in..
Are you sure you didn't draw lips on the bill like George Costanza?
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"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
it is killing my teeth
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
thats pretty funny
considering i stuff the bitch with money every day she should love me
calling her names.
no machine wants to be called a bitch.
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill
A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBXxmISAMA8
Tell the machine this and then try again.
It doesn't want your cooties?
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Love the Italian insults.
Maybe you should take the condom off your dollar.
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What, you're just realizing that?!?
I have a can of Diet Coke here left over from a meeting about 6 months ago. You want it?
It should work.
whats a diet coke?
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Are you sure you didn't draw lips on the bill like George Costanza?
Not Always!
fo shizzle...she is hurtin for a squirtin
:think: That's odd - always works for me.
this thread and johnny americas thread would back up your statement big time
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i will say the canadian $5 bill is so freaking awesome
thats the hockey one?
when i was in montreal for pj i walked around with all $5 's