that's right
i am trying really hard to be a nicer person.
i've deleted at least five cranky messages already this morning before pressing the submit key.
this is amazing work for me.
anyone else?
Oy. I'm coming off one of the worst weekends in recent memory, and now this.
The whole place is going to hell in a handbasket. :evil:
:?: By the way... why is going to hell in a handbasket any worse than going to hell in a cooler, or a tote bag?
While I do admire your resolve, dear Chadwick, I am concerned about the worldwide ramifications.
It would be worse to go to hell in a handbasket because I imagine it would burn more readily than say a cooler which would insulate the ride a little. And if you're going to hell, it should be firey and not all comfortable and shit.
Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
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Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
Likewise, going to hell is not pretty, so neither should be the vehicle.
Disabled in hell, there you go.
I think I'm going to start being more mean. To hell with this nice shit, and with all the pretty containers that would take it there.
ya in about 15 more years, still gotta go through my coke/crack faze, thats comin in my 40's. then when i turn 60 i'm gona start preaching the evils of drugs, i'm thinking that's what's gona kill me.
Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
Hmmm. Apparently you aren't quite as flexible as I'd imagined, Eyed.
Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
Upon reflection and consideration, I have to politely ask, WTF is a handbasket.
I know what a bike basket is. Is it like that? Is it a wicker purse? Or is like something that you would use as a magazine or towel holder. Cuz they're roomier, those are.
Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
Upon reflection and consideration, I have to politely ask, WTF is a handbasket.
I know what a bike basket is. Is it like that? Is it a wicker purse? Or is like something that you would use as a magazine or towel holder. Cuz they're roomier, those are.
I took the liberty of drawing you a picture of this one time I went walking in the woods with this chick I just met. Don't we look happy? Anyway, she had a handbasket... for a little while.
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Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
Upon reflection and consideration, I have to politely ask, WTF is a handbasket.
I know what a bike basket is. Is it like that? Is it a wicker purse? Or is like something that you would use as a magazine or towel holder. Cuz they're roomier, those are.
I was picturing something more like this, but sure, the other images work, too...
Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
I try REALLY hard to be kind to stupid people. And, most of the time I succeed.
I only fall off the wagon if they directly attack me. Then, they don't really stand a chance. (!!)
Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
If someone is nice to everyone, it means they aren't smart enough to realize how annoying most people are!
Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
If someone is nice to everyone, it means they aren't smart enough to realize how annoying most people are!
Then I must be brilliant! Cause most people annoy me. Well really only overly perky people. The rest of you are safe
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Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
If someone is nice to everyone, it means they aren't smart enough to realize how annoying most people are!
Then I must be brilliant! Cause most people annoy me. Well really only overly perky people. The rest of you are safe
Well Chad you have always been nice to me and I hope I to you too.
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
If someone is nice to everyone, it means they aren't smart enough to realize how annoying most people are!
Then I must be brilliant! Cause most people annoy me. Well really only overly perky people. The rest of you are safe
I'll have to remember to dial down my perky effort when you're around. :?
Then I must be brilliant! Cause most people annoy me. Well really only overly perky people. The rest of you are safe
Consider yourself a member of the brilliant club!
I would rather stab my eyes out with pencils and listen to nails down a chalk board than spend a day with a perky person :x theres just that naieve, dumbass, optimisticness about them that makes my skin crawl..... :twisted:
Then I must be brilliant! Cause most people annoy me. Well really only overly perky people. The rest of you are safe
Consider yourself a member of the brilliant club!
I would rather stab my eyes out with pencils and listen to nails down a chalk board than spend a day with a perky person :x theres just that naieve, dumbass, optimisticness about them that makes my skin crawl..... :twisted:
I would rather stab my eyes out with pencils and listen to nails down a chalk board than spend a day with a perky person :x theres just that naieve, dumbass, optimisticness about them that makes my skin crawl..... :twisted:
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Thank you for clarifying that, Dang Dang. I always wondered. Your explanation makes perfect sense to me.
Carry on.
But there is more to it than that. Have you ever tried cramming yourself into a handbasket? I have, and it wasn't pretty. There is certainly no way I could travel any distance at all inside one without being permanently disabled. I have, however, seen totes and coolers I could fit a body in... I mean, I could fit in.
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Likewise, going to hell is not pretty, so neither should be the vehicle.
Disabled in hell, there you go.
I think I'm going to start being more mean. To hell with this nice shit, and with all the pretty containers that would take it there.
I lol'ed.
Hmmm. Apparently you aren't quite as flexible as I'd imagined, Eyed.
Bit of a disappointment, that.
See, Eyed says he is mean too.
And that he could ft in.
Upon reflection and consideration, I have to politely ask, WTF is a handbasket.
I know what a bike basket is. Is it like that? Is it a wicker purse? Or is like something that you would use as a magazine or towel holder. Cuz they're roomier, those are.
I took the liberty of drawing you a picture of this one time I went walking in the woods with this chick I just met. Don't we look happy? Anyway, she had a handbasket... for a little while.
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I was picturing something more like this, but sure, the other images work, too...
But being nice to everyone... thats just too hard. Most people are just ... how to put it nicely ... hmmm.... stupid?!? :twisted: Not you lot though of course!!
I try REALLY hard to be kind to stupid people. And, most of the time I succeed.
I only fall off the wagon if they directly attack me. Then, they don't really stand a chance. (!!)
If someone is nice to everyone, it means they aren't smart enough to realize how annoying most people are!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Consider yourself a member of the brilliant club!
I'll have to remember to dial down my perky effort when you're around. :?
I don't really know where I'm going with that.
I think I know
Inability to finish a complete thought........That qualifies as annoying!
You're safe. It's mostly the perky people at 7am. TONE IT DOWN!!! :twisted:
I had a student that came for counseling wearing a shirt like that. Her major complaint was that she couldn't make any friends :?
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
Whew. I'm not even awake at 7am during the summer!!
I would rather stab my eyes out with pencils and listen to nails down a chalk board than spend a day with a perky person :x theres just that naieve, dumbass, optimisticness about them that makes my skin crawl..... :twisted:
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He is a great role model!
Ahhhhhh my eyes, my eyes!!!!!!
"I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"