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Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
edited July 2010 in A Moving Train
someone sent me this joke.

Godfather.

GOTTA PEE
>
> Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out
> Both were very faithful and loving wives, however
> they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
> Breezers..
>
> Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to
> Pee, so they stopped in the cemetery...
>
> One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought
> she would take off her panties and use them.
>
> Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
> pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.
>
> She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
> that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
> proceeded to wipe with that.
>
> After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
> go home.
>
> The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned
> that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung
> over, so he phoned the other husband and said:
> "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the
> worst.
>
> My wife came home with no panties!!"
>
> "That's nothing," said the other husband,
> "Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
> said.....
>
> 'From all of us at the Fire Station.
> We'll never forget you.' "
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