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flower thieves.

chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
some people are stealing flowers out of other peoples' yards.
they dig up rose bushes and snag hanging baskets off of porches.
many other stories are coming in.

one lady had her tulip beds cleaned out.
they stole her tulip bulbs.

what the?
for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    that's just wrong
    maybe landscaper scullduggery
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i wish somebody would come steal the weeds out of my yard.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    i wish somebody would come steal the weeds out of my yard.
    are they true green and feminine?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Maybe you have a deer problem... I know I do. They eat everything in my yard. ;)
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    81 wrote:
    i wish somebody would come steal the weeds out of my yard.
    :lol: good one
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mikalina wrote:
    Maybe you have a deer problem... I know I do. They eat everything in my yard. ;)
    deer dont use shovels or remove hanging baskets off of a home's porch.
    mikalina, we have ourselves a two legged prick, possibly a team effort.
    it is happening at a senior living complex near here.

    yes we have deer.
    the deer told me this morning they enjoy your flowers.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    chadwick wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Maybe you have a deer problem... I know I do. They eat everything in my yard. ;)
    deer dont use shovels or remove hanging baskets off of a home's porch.
    mikalina, we have ourselves a two legged prick, possibly a team effort.
    it is happening at a senior living complex near here.

    yes we have deer.
    the deer told me this morning they enjoy your flowers.


    That is very sad. How terrible to take flowers from a senior complex. I hope it stops soon.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mikalina wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Maybe you have a deer problem... I know I do. They eat everything in my yard. ;)
    deer dont use shovels or remove hanging baskets off of a home's porch.
    mikalina, we have ourselves a two legged prick, possibly a team effort.
    it is happening at a senior living complex near here.

    yes we have deer.
    the deer told me this morning they enjoy your flowers.


    That is very sad. How terrible to take flowers from a senior complex. I hope it stops soon.
    imagine stealing a senior's flowers off of her porch.
    this is wild stuff.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Pearl DrummerPearl Drummer Posts: 4,627
    man people are just stupid..
    "Makes much more sense to live in the present tense"

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Fear not. I was completely crestfallen after reading this thread, so I have invented a flower theft deterrent. Works on all species of pest.











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  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Chad, have you caught the flower bandits yet ??!!!! ;)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mikalina wrote:
    Chad, have you caught the flower bandits yet ??!!!! ;)
    i have.
    i have been throwing fertilizer on them all morning.
    cow shit works well @ keeping the earth and plants healthy. (lots of nutrients)
    flower thieves do not enjoy it as much.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    chadwick wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Chad, have you caught the flower bandits yet ??!!!! ;)
    i have.
    i have been throwing fertilizer on them all morning.
    cow shit works well @ keeping the earth and plants healthy. (lots of nutrients)
    flower thieves do not enjoy it as much.


    very good, that will teach them to leave the flowers alone.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mikalina wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    Chad, have you caught the flower bandits yet ??!!!! ;)
    i have.
    i have been throwing fertilizer on them all morning.
    cow shit works well @ keeping the earth and plants healthy. (lots of nutrients)
    flower thieves do not enjoy it as much.


    very good, that will teach them to leave the flowers alone.
    but what if it is old ladies stealing other old ladies' flowers?
    seniors... you gotta watch 'em.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    My dad had that happening when he owned an art gallery / frame shop in a nice town on Long Island. They would mess with his concrete planters and steal his plants out of them too.

    So he put vaseline on the planters and put picture wire around each small plant - just a loop and continued on to the next plant, all in a row. Just enough trouble so they move on.

    I have a lot of flowers and plants and planters and a bistro table set outside of my store in a shopping center. One day I came in and some fucker took everything. ...within 24 hours I replaced everything, and then I bolted everything down with heavy duty chain.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    I hear Steve Martin is a clepto, so it could be a celebrity thief.


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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    i wish somebody would come steal the weeds out of my yard.
    are they true green and feminine?


    i wish.
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    CJMST3K wrote:
    My dad had that happening when he owned an art gallery / frame shop in a nice town on Long Island. They would mess with his concrete planters and steal his plants out of them too.

    So he put vaseline on the planters and put picture wire around each small plant - just a loop and continued on to the next plant, all in a row. Just enough trouble so they move on.

    I have a lot of flowers and plants and planters and a bistro table set outside of my store in a shopping center. One day I came in and some fucker took everything. ...within 24 hours I replaced everything, and then I bolted everything down with heavy duty chain.
    dude...
    i guess flower thieves are very serious about their bullshit.
    what kind of store do you run?
    please tell me you are a glass paraphernalia distributor!
    do you sell black lights/posters?
    lots of nag champa incense?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Fear not. I was completely crestfallen after reading this thread, so I have invented a flower theft deterrent. Works on all species of pest.











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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    chadwick wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    My dad had that happening when he owned an art gallery / frame shop in a nice town on Long Island. They would mess with his concrete planters and steal his plants out of them too.

    So he put vaseline on the planters and put picture wire around each small plant - just a loop and continued on to the next plant, all in a row. Just enough trouble so they move on.

    I have a lot of flowers and plants and planters and a bistro table set outside of my store in a shopping center. One day I came in and some fucker took everything. ...within 24 hours I replaced everything, and then I bolted everything down with heavy duty chain.
    dude...
    i guess flower thieves are very serious about their bullshit.
    what kind of store do you run?
    please tell me you are a glass paraphernalia distributor!
    do you sell black lights/posters?
    lots of nag champa incense?

    I own and art gallery and frame shop.
    Lots of glass (framing 75 PJ posters at the moment) but none of it is considered paraphernalia. :D
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    CJMST3K wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    My dad had that happening when he owned an art gallery / frame shop in a nice town on Long Island. They would mess with his concrete planters and steal his plants out of them too.

    So he put vaseline on the planters and put picture wire around each small plant - just a loop and continued on to the next plant, all in a row. Just enough trouble so they move on.

    I have a lot of flowers and plants and planters and a bistro table set outside of my store in a shopping center. One day I came in and some fucker took everything. ...within 24 hours I replaced everything, and then I bolted everything down with heavy duty chain.
    dude...
    i guess flower thieves are very serious about their bullshit.
    what kind of store do you run?
    please tell me you are a glass paraphernalia distributor!
    do you sell black lights/posters?
    lots of nag champa incense?

    I own and art gallery and frame shop.
    Lots of glass (framing 75 PJ posters at the moment) but none of it is considered paraphernalia. :D
    how the hell are you framing 75 pj posters? how did you land such a gig?
    are they all yours?
    are they for sale?
    do they belong to someone here?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    First it was hackers, now flower thieves. WTF is this world come to??? What's next?
    I'll be back
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    First it was hackers, now flower thieves. WTF is this world come to??? What's next?

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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    chadwick wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    I own and art gallery and frame shop.
    Lots of glass (framing 75 PJ posters at the moment) but none of it is considered paraphernalia. :D

    how the hell are you framing 75 pj posters? how did you land such a gig?
    are they all yours?
    are they for sale?
    do they belong to someone here?


    It's been all over The Porch for the last month. :D I'm framing them for board members. The more people ordered framing, the more I could get the price down, until we hit the lowest price at 31+ posters. ...then more and more and more and more people ordered.

    Here's the thread:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=134324
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Nothingman54 wrote:
    First it was hackers, now flower thieves. WTF is this world come to??? What's next?

    I just pushed down a six week old lab puppy... I learned it by watching Dunk, alright?

    :D
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    CJMST3K wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:

    I own and art gallery and frame shop.
    Lots of glass (framing 75 PJ posters at the moment) but none of it is considered paraphernalia. :D

    how the hell are you framing 75 pj posters? how did you land such a gig?
    are they all yours?
    are they for sale?
    do they belong to someone here?


    It's been all over The Porch for the last month. :D I'm framing them for board members. The more people ordered framing, the more I could get the price down, until we hit the lowest price at 31+ posters. ...then more and more and more and more people ordered.

    Here's the thread:
    http://forums.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=134324




    i'll be damned
    you're a busy dude
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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