Eye Catcher

m0jorisen

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous woman sitting at the next table. He has been noticing her since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and
He shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'
'No,' she replies. . .


'You just happened to catch my eye.'

pandora

that sounds like a story Eddie would tell cute

Backstop-440

Dave unfortunately lost an eye in a fight. Dave goes to a doctor who fits him up witha nice replacement so he looks normal. Dave is pretty poor, he can't afford the nice glass replacement so the doctor gets him one made one out of painted wood which is cheaper. However, he becomes really self conscious about it and starts avoiding people and never going out.

Finally after a long time a friend gets him out to a bar. He sees everyone dancing and wants to join in. He sees a chick with a hunchback standing around and thinks "Well, here's a sure thing, she's not being asked to dance and she's surely going to be glad to have someone ask."
He goes up to her and says, "Want to dance?"
She looks up, so happy and really excited and says, "Would I!"
The guy says "Well fuck you, hunchback!"