Jackalope, Hodag, and Pizza

pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
edited July 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Last evening I was lost somewhere between low and lower, feeling pretty overcome by current events.
I found solace in watching James Bryan doing one of the things he does best,
making pizza.
This man was raised in pizza.
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His parents owning Caps Pizza back in Milwaukee for 20 some years.
He is a master.
From the careful crust making , which is an absolute art,
to the strategic placement of the multitude of colorful and delicious, if not sinful toppings,
to the special sauce and combination of little known cheeses.
He builds a masterpiece for us.
But he builds so much more than just a pizza.
When I watch him, old and new, yesterday and today just flow together.
It forms a bond of time that brings with it comfort and security and peace.
Just what's needed this night, of this week, in this year,
at this sad time.

Sharing a huge bottle of wine at the kitchen table,
eating homemade garlic bread, yes, he is doubly awesome,
our conversation turned to myths.
This arriving from bunny talk.
Our medium teenage rabbit who took up residency under the back deck had come out for an evening munch in the too tall grass under the kitchen window, prompting storytelling.

So begins the infamous story of the Jackalopes,
this moving cobwebs in my mind to recall stories from my own youth.
He spoke of the milking of female Jackalopes for medicinal purposes.
How a Jackalope can imitate any sound, like that of the human voice, handy to elude those tracking him.
As JB imitates the rabbit imitating us, I laugh. Now I'm laughing.
That to catch one you must use whiskey as bait and get it drunk.
And that they only mate during hail storms.
Hmmmm. Does he make this stuff up?

Now one can't be from Wisconsin and not go on to talk about the Hodags.
Being the proud Wisconsinite I am, this is my kind of myth and JB is the one to fill me in.
He describes the infamous creature, big claws, froglike face, long pointy tail.
I ask, "are they still around today?" "No" he replies. "They became extinct when their main food source, white bulldogs went scarce"
yes I decided at that point, he makes this stuff up!
That a famous bear wrestler, I interrupt, "like ole eyed?" he doesn't get it and continues on, caught one and displayed it at county fairs.
That this all took place in Rhinelander and that to this day the Hodag is the mascot of local schools and businesses.

It's about this time the pizza is done.
He pulls from the cupboard the giant commercial pizza slider,
I say "spank me" as I always do when I see that thing. I am feeling better, much better.
He laughs and says "don't mind if I do" and pretends to move my way.
We eat our pizza both in our own thoughts.
Thoughts of myths based in truth,
thoughts of old days at Caps,
thoughts of this moment in time
anything but thoughts of the sadness of the day.
Thanks James Bryan for being you and making it better.
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Comments

  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    For fuck's sake,cheer up and pass me a slice - hold the spanking.
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    For fuck's sake,cheer up and pass me a slice - hold the spanking.
    I don't know the spanking is the best part!
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    Does he deliver?

    I'll take a Jackalope Pie, Hold the Hodag...
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i would like a slice of this pizza.
    wait...

    dry ice, one igloo cooler and a whole pizza?
    i like italian sausage, xtra mushrooms, xtra cheeses, black olive, and pepperoni please.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    pandora wrote:
    For fuck's sake,cheer up and pass me a slice - hold the spanking.
    I don't know the spanking is the best part!

    I will keep this under advisement.

    :think:
  • Kilgore_TroutKilgore_Trout Posts: 7,334
    nice lil story pandora... you write alot of short stories?
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    There was a hodag sighting here in town 2 years ago.... I was afraid that this story was going to be about Hodag: the country music fest that starts next week- thankful that its NOT!!! Lol

    Such a great story Pandi. Glad that you could find reason to laugh and enjoy the night. It will be a long road.

    Have a wonderful weekend!
  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    Nice story Pandi, but now I could really go for a slice of pizza... ;):lol:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    nice lil story pandora... you write alot of short stories?
    thanks....
    seems as of late my moods and memories are taking story form, I guess.
    I think that happens to seniors ;)
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    There was a hodag sighting here in town 2 years ago.... I was afraid that this story was going to be about Hodag: the country music fest that starts next week- thankful that its NOT!!! Lol

    Such a great story Pandi. Glad that you could find reason to laugh and enjoy the night. It will be a long road.

    Have a wonderful weekend!
    :wave: You are the lucky one right up there in hodag country! Happy 4th to you! Enjoy :D
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    Nice story Pandi, but now I could really go for a slice of pizza... ;):lol:
    Oh hope you get some ;) but it won't be as good as JB's, maybe he'll bring a pie to the jukebox meet up :D
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