Just saw the most f***ed up thing on tv....

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
A man eats a zebra carcass in Kenya.
Some show called 'Man vs Wild'.
:shock:
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  • stargirl69stargirl69 Posts: 6,387
    Was the guy called Bear Grylls?
    He does a show here called Man v's Wild ... the guys an asshole ... makes out he's some wild man but looks like a model all groomed hair,clean shaven .. he goes off and does these self survival programmes but remains as groomed and fresh on the last day of the survival as he does on the first.

    You should check out Ray Mears or Bruce Parry survival programmes ... far more realistic and really engaging guys
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Yeah that's his name, Bear.
    He looked too clean cut to be a wildman.
    I was hoping the lions and rhinos would charge at him to see what he's really made of.
    And how did the cameraman make it to the top of the wall with a camera in hand, surely he cannot climb a rope one handed?
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  • chris32482chris32482 Posts: 213
    One time he drank water out of elephant poop.
  • The guy summited Everest at age 23. I don't give a shit what he looks like...he's hardcore.
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  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    just search for Bear Grylls is a phony or any incarnation of that in youtube. Pretty funny stuff.

    He is very often no where near the "wild"...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UpSlpvb1is

    I mean Will Ferrell did a show with him
  • Funny and pretty obvious he stages stuff for TV - But he did still climb Everest.
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  • neilybabes86neilybabes86 Posts: 16,057
    badass english armed forces

    yes his show does set up situations for him,but that doesn't take away from the fact that he is badass
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  • chimechime Posts: 7,838
    The guy summited Everest at age 23. I don't give a shit what he looks like...he's hardcore.

    18 months after breaking his back in a parachuting accident ... and he's done some other crazy stuff too. Definitely hardcore even if some of the tv stuff is staged.
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  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Funny and pretty obvious he stages stuff for TV - But he did still climb Everest.

    Yeah, the TV show is staged, and the guy annoys me, but he knows what he's doing.


    The Survivorman show is probably the closest to a real survival show there is. He is out there with no camera crew, and while I'm sure some things are pre-setup, he stays out there alone for a week.
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    anyone for a camel poop drink?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOvF4n7-5F4

    how about elephant poop juice?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R25Eflr0oJ8
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  • theserialthrillatheserialthrilla Posts: 15,760
    well yesterday i saw england crickets win the series 3-0 with two matches still to play...giving those oz's a good stuffing

    now thats f***ed up...........but great
  • SmellymanSmellyman Posts: 4,524
    Everest? Big deal.

    a blind gay man climbed that.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Last night I saw the 1st episode of some show called Out of the Wild. They dropped off 9 amateurs in the Alaskan wilderness and they had to walk their way out. 56 miles in 28 days. Big fuckin' deal. If you can't average two miles a day, there is something wrong with you. Anyhoo, after the 1st episode, I'd surprised if any made it through the easy trek. What a bunch of marooned maroons.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    While a lot of the stuff on his show are staged, he is still a badass.

    I'm almost certain that if I was lost in the wild, I would def want him around!
  • SPEEDY MCCREADYSPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 25,472
    I read the title of this thread....

    And I thought this thread was going to be dedicated to The Chicago Cubs......

    hehehehehehe
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    I guess you guys didn't see the episode where Bear gave himself an enema

    Now that is hardcore
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    The guy summited Everest at age 23. I don't give a shit what he looks like...he's hardcore.

    :thumbup:

    Not as hardcore as the zebra thing, but I saw him catch a wild salmon in Alaska and just bite right into the top of it's body...

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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I guess you guys didn't see the episode where Bear gave himself an enema

    Now that is hardcore


    That is arguable, it's either really hardcore or just an unusual kind of kink.
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    I guess you guys didn't see the episode where Bear gave himself an enema

    Now that is hardcore


    That is arguable, it's either really hardcore or just an unusual kind of kink.

    well well well....sounds like your weekends are interesting

    :P
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  • mrveddersonmrvedderson Posts: 784
    Smellyman wrote:
    Everest? Big deal.

    a blind gay man climbed that.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1Y6PchDYfw

    this is my most favorite youtube clip ever. lmao.
  • UpSideDownUpSideDown Posts: 1,966
    I guess you guys didn't see the episode where Bear gave himself an enema

    Now that is hardcore

    i hope south park makes fun of this guy soon........

    I understand its a survival show, and i dont really have a problem with that........but when somebody intentionally puts themselves in a situation to drink their own piss.....i gotta pull the douche card.
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    I like Les better, he will explain some gross things he could do, and then explain he's not THAT hungry. :lol::lol::lol:
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Anyone watch that new show with the two survival guys?

    One's a "from the earth" hippie kinda guy, and the other is an army trained survival guy and they have to work together to survive and get rescued. I've seen parts of two episodes, and it's kinda funny :)

    I just looked, and it's called Dual Survival on the Discovery Channel.
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,282
    KO282453 wrote:
    I like Les better, he will explain some gross things he could do, and then explain he's not THAT hungry. :lol::lol::lol:

    You know at some point they are going to put one against eachother.
    I would DEFINITELY watch that show!


    I do believe that Les did that show by himself (solo) for a week, but I also believe that there was a LOT of prep-work and site selection prior to him going out there.

    I don't see Les being much more of a survivalist hero than Bear.
    Personally I think Les is a bit of a pompous ass. :lol:


    In fact, if I was lost, I'd def take Bear over Les any day of the week! :D
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    mca47 wrote:
    KO282453 wrote:
    I like Les better, he will explain some gross things he could do, and then explain he's not THAT hungry. :lol::lol::lol:

    You know at some point they are going to put one against eachother.
    I would DEFINITELY watch that show!


    I do believe that Les did that show by himself (solo) for a week, but I also believe that there was a LOT of prep-work and site selection prior to him going out there.

    I don't see Les being much more of a survivalist hero than Bear.
    Personally I think Les is a bit of a pompous ass. :lol:


    In fact, if I was lost, I'd def take Bear over Les any day of the week! :D

    Well.......your wrong. :lol: i would love to see them team up or pit against each other., i like them both, i just don't wana see some of the things bear does.
    Sometimes i'm trying to eat.
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    chadwick wrote:
    anyone for a camel poop drink?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOvF4n7-5F4

    how about elephant poop juice?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R25Eflr0oJ8


    This guy is a moron, wtf
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  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    well yesterday i saw england crickets win the series 3-0 with two matches still to play...giving those oz's a good stuffing

    now thats f***ed up...........but great

    Enjoy while it lasts.
    Soon your team will be in the cricket wilderness and will resort to such survival skills.
    At least half your team is from the African continent so you should do okay out in the desert.
    :mrgreen:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    anyone for a camel poop drink?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOvF4n7-5F4

    how about elephant poop juice?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R25Eflr0oJ8


    This guy is a moron, wtf

    WOW. He should just ask the camera man for a cold bottle of water from the cooler.
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    You know the saying...
    Where there is Giraffes, there's a cold beer...
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    You know the saying...
    Where there is Giraffes, there's a cold beer...

    I think I have a T-shirt with that on it. If not, I need one.
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