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  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Asshat
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    pandora wrote:
    jag
    ass wipe
    these normally when in atlanta traffic


    Please tell me these words don't come out of YOUR mouth!

    GASP
    yes! and sometimes I'm not even alone! But it does get a laugh out of whomever is with me at the time :lol:
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    chadwick wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    jag
    ass wipe
    these normally when in atlanta traffic
    now stop it...
    you're supposed to be the kindest person on this board
    calling someone a piece of "dog poop" for cutting you off in atlanta traffic isn't very nice

    pandora, you are above dog poop names
    :mrgreen:
    no not really :D
  • jmurrayjmurray Posts: 3,538
    MALAKA..

    So what's the english word for MALAKA?

    Worked with a Greek guy that called his old friend skinny malaka all the time, but would never say what it meant.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    what's happenin "champion"
    or
    "championship"

    i like either one of those
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    I'm usually content with the ever classic "douchebag"...when used right, it accurately sums up a lot of people.
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    pandora wrote:
    jag
    ass wipe
    these normally when in atlanta traffic

    I think I've muttered worse while in ATL traffic... :oops: :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    edited June 2010
    dcfaithful wrote:
    pandora wrote:
    jag
    ass wipe
    these normally when in atlanta traffic

    I think I've muttered worse while in ATL traffic... :oops: :twisted:
    atlanta traffic blows
    drove it many times
    every time it blew
    unless 2 in the morning, it isn't as horrible at that hour

    i enjoy the tunnel by the airport, is that right?
    big fans in there?

    complete cluster fuck from early morning all day and until 2:18am again the next day :?
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    I especially like the name my neighbor calls his girls - "Dozy tarts". Much funnier with the accent than it is when typed.
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D

    I'm sure she's not using it in the "spirit of being a dickhead" buddy, so it's fine.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D
    buddy is fantastic.
    you're looking to much into it.

    now if she said, hey low life dick prick lickin buddy rat shit fucker
    then i'd be cautious

    until then... no problem
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    edited June 2010
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D

    I'm sure she's not using it in the "spirit of being a dickhead" buddy, so it's fine.
    HAHA! No she's not using it that way but it irritates me nevertheless. Actually I should've kept my mouth shut about it because once I objected she did it constantly just to needle me

    But its not so much about her....you guys haven't noticed people using it in a smartass sort of way?
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D
    buddy is fantastic.
    you're looking to much into it.

    now if she said, hey low life dick prick lickin buddy rat shit fucker
    then i'd be cautious

    until then... no problem

    Yeah, I draw the line at "rat shit fucker" myself.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Good place to bring this up I think, but I find it to be an interesting question for the dudes...
    A dear dear female friend of mine used to occasionally refer to me as buddy....which is despise strictly because most every time anyone has ever called me buddy has done so in the spirit of being a dickhead.
    She doesn't understand that...but the word has been cheapened to me.
    Am I wrong? Is buddy ok? :D

    I'm sure she's not using it in the "spirit of being a dickhead" buddy, so it's fine.
    HAHA! No she's not using it that way but it irritates me nevertheless. Actually I should've kept my mouth shut about it because once I objected she did it constantly just to needle me

    True - this seems to be your own doing so she has the right to keep using it over and over, sorry.

    :D
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Yeah, I draw the line at "rat shit fucker" myself.
    "rat shit fucker"
    will be the greatest screen name in the world someday.

    becareful it aint you.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Yeah, I draw the line at "rat shit fucker" myself.
    "rat shit fucker"
    will be the greatest screen name in the world someday.

    becareful it aint you.


    I'm a lover, not a fucker.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    Yeah, I draw the line at "rat shit fucker" myself.
    "rat shit fucker"
    will be the greatest screen name in the world someday.

    becareful it aint you.


    I'm a lover, not a fucker.
    "rat shit lover"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACzWdSfZXmw
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    "rat shit fucker"
    will be the greatest screen name in the world someday.

    becareful it aint you.


    I'm a lover, not a fucker.
    "rat shit lover"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACzWdSfZXmw

    Reason number 3,456,891 why I've never been to India.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Reason number 3,456,891 why I've never been to India.
    reason # 1 why i will be going there sometime
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSMqTbJpBg

    i'll most likely avoid rat shit fucking though
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Reason number 3,456,891 why I've never been to India.
    reason # 1 why i will be going there sometime
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuSMqTbJpBg

    i'll most likely avoid rat shit fucking though

    Ya think they washed their hands 1st???
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    When growing up i called my sister "Penis Breath" :lol::lol::lol: , now shes just a .... sucker
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    KO282453 wrote:
    When growing up i called my sister "Penis Breath" :lol::lol::lol: , now shes just a .... sucker

    :shock:
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Yeah, I draw the line at "rat shit fucker" myself.
    i just rembered
    i know a dude named "rat dick" or "rat dick rooney"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
    Shit-breath dummy

    I'm not exactly the biggest dude in the world...not the smallest either....but this big redneck dude used to call me Chicken Hawk in reference to the one of the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons because of my temper and willingness to get up people's grills at my size.

    round junior high I was dubbed Kurt ala Kurt Rambis because I had myself a mean pair of RecSpecs I wore to basketball camp that summer....that's ok....I was Mr. Basketball too
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
  • he still standshe still stands Posts: 2,835
    from my Fraternity days... these were all real nicknames:

    Tubby McButterpants (fat dude)
    Flounder (from Animal House... fatso)
    Mastermind (an idiot)
    Gump (slow fella)
    Captain Erecto (dude that is fucking intense/in your face/asshole)
    Brain (big head)
    Peeshy Cat (dude that pee'd himself whilst drunk)
    Corn Dog (someone who enjoys corn dogs excessively :D )

    ... tryin to think of others.
    Everything not forbidden is compulsory and eveything not compulsory is forbidden. You are free... free to do what the government says you can do.
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,138
    Has anyone listed Craphead yet?
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    Some of these names are just - horrible !!!! :lol:


    I call my son --- love bucket :D

    my daughter --- Petunia :D
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  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    mikalina wrote:
    Some of these names are just - horrible !!!! :lol:


    I call my son --- love bucket :D

    my daughter --- Petunia :D
    :lol: good one
    Yes and Puddin and Pumpkin
    Sweetie and my personal favorite, Sugar
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    a friend of mine used to call his son "little mr."
    i kindly barrowed this title and use it from time to time.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
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