Festival booze smuggling

shane johnson

Well one week to go until I see the mighty PJ in Hyde Park. Went to the Reading Fetival a few years back and got away with taking in some wine by removing it from the box and putting the bag in a small ruc-sac. Will I get in with that this time? Anyone have any other ingenious schemes?

ponner1us

I was able to "smuggle" two bottles onto a cruise ship using RumRunners Flasks, they're great. Google them and you'll see why.

RKCNDY

ponner1us wrote:

I was able to "smuggle" two bottles onto a cruise ship using RumRunners Flasks, they're great. Google them and you'll see why.

that reminds me of taking IV bags and using them to sneak booze in...line and all!

ponner1us

zchick wrote:

ponner1us wrote:

I was able to "smuggle" two bottles onto a cruise ship using RumRunners Flasks, they're great. Google them and you'll see why.

that reminds me of taking IV bags and using them to sneak booze in...line and all!

Yeah, that's actually how I describe the rumrunner flasks to people, "it's like an iv bag with a cap."

BinauralJam

bring a back pack with a extra pair of sneakers and stuff the sneakers with flasks of liquor, when the security guard is squeezing the bag he'll only feel the sneakers.

Not that I'VE ever done that

jimbojones1138

or you can work on a smaller scale... fill a balloon aproximately with one shot each of any type of alcohol... insert and smuggle each balloon inside anus...become rum mule... have your friends help... more balloons + more shots!!! everyone wins

***pictures "chocolate pretzel" scene from mallrats

5against1-

I take two 16 oz. water bottles and fill them with wine then tie them to your belt and let them hang down by your package
It does look kinda funny but it worked 3 nights at the spectrum

RKCNDY

5against1- wrote:

I take two 16 oz. water bottles and fill them with wine then tie them to your belt and let them hang down by your package
It does look kinda funny but it worked 3 nights at the spectrum

or this: http://www.thebeerbelly.com/Beerbelly_p/200-001.htm
I've gotten in with 'beer-noculars' too, never had any issues with hiding stuff in my bra, (smuggled cameras and other 'attitude adjustment' products back in the '90s when they didn't allow cameras).

acutejam

OMG -- I've needed to catch up with all these advancements!!!

Liquor minatures (the small bottles you see on airplanes) are quite easy to sneak in ... I've heard. AND they have the added bonus of being perfectly legit to stuff in a 2-Quart Ziplock baggie and fly with carry-on luggage! TSA always grin when, uh, my friend, yeah, pass 'em through security, but never had 'em taken.... Socks, arches of the foot, heck in pockets and what not -- 6-8 bottles easy-peasy!

Be sure to check though, some manufacturers use real glass -- go for the plastic ones. Bacardi!
But obviously, this isn't going to get you through a whole festival ... just a quick boost right before the band goes on!

nothingman4

At homemade beer/wine making stores you can buy white caps that you smack on top of open water bottles and it seals them. Take these bottles and fill them with vodka/white rum mixed with whatever clear liquid you desire, smack the caps on, and you're home free./