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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    The new deodorant passed its first test

    We went to the Phila Zoo on Saturday it was quite warm

    Did not smell one bit...a few times I checked but the smell was coming from the Hippo pen not me

    :P

    So it may not be that you didn't smell...you just smelled the least...

    Hmmmmm...good point

    The best part of the trip was how the animals just stand in place and poo

    I'd love to be able to do that while talking to my boss
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    The new deodorant passed its first test

    We went to the Phila Zoo on Saturday it was quite warm

    Did not smell one bit...a few times I checked but the smell was coming from the Hippo pen not me

    :P

    So it may not be that you didn't smell...you just smelled the least...

    Hmmmmm...good point

    The best part of the trip was how the animals just stand in place and poo

    I'd love to be able to do that while talking to my boss
    I saw a homeless woman do that in Center City once :|:sick: along with a prostitute hiding behind a car tire from a cop. It was an eventful day :lol:
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    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Comebackgirl wrote:
    I saw a homeless woman do that in Center City once along with a prostitute hiding behind a car tire from a cop. It was an eventful day

    Holy hell...we need to hang out !!

    The most excitement in my day is when the toner needs to be replaced in the printer

    :|
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    Comebackgirl wrote:
    I saw a homeless woman do that in Center City once along with a prostitute hiding behind a car tire from a cop. It was an eventful day

    Holy hell...we need to hang out !!

    The most excitement in my day is when the toner needs to be replaced in the printer

    :|
    :lol:
    You need to live a little ;)
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Comebackgirl wrote:
    I saw a homeless woman do that in Center City once along with a prostitute hiding behind a car tire from a cop. It was an eventful day

    Holy hell...we need to hang out !!

    The most excitement in my day is when the toner needs to be replaced in the printer

    :|
    :lol:
    You need to live a little ;)

    I know..the only hookers I've come across were in AC for my bachelor party

    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel

    :eh: :problem:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378


    Holy hell...we need to hang out !!

    The most excitement in my day is when the toner needs to be replaced in the printer

    :|
    :lol:
    You need to live a little ;)

    I know..the only hookers I've come across were in AC for my bachelor party

    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel

    :eh: :problem:

    you rolled hookers around in wheelchairs?
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885


    I know..the only hookers I've come across were in AC for my bachelor party

    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel

    :eh: :problem:
    :shock: :?
    Ok....maybe I'm the one that needs to live a little! I wanna party with you :lol:
    tumblr_mg4nc33pIX1s1mie8o1_400.gif

    "I need your strength for me to be strong...I need your love to feel loved"
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel


    is that a euphemism? and if so, for what? :think: :problem:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel


    is that a euphemism? and if so, for what? :think: :problem:

    Sounds a lot different from mustache rides, that's for sure.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    It was a weird night that ended with us giving each other rides in a wheelchair up down the hallway of the hotel


    is that a euphemism? and if so, for what? :think: :problem:

    Sounds a lot different from mustache rides, that's for sure.
    hookers and mustache rides?
    probably not recommended by the greater population of brainiacs.
    but please, do as you will.

    ;)
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    norm wrote:


    is that a euphemism? and if so, for what? :think: :problem:

    Sounds a lot different from mustache rides, that's for sure.
    hookers and mustache rides?
    probably not recommended by the greater population of brainiacs.
    but please, do as you will.

    ;)

    Are you sir in the greater or lesser population of brainiacs?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Are you sir in the greater or lesser population of brainiacs?
    where's my mustache and what flavor are the whiskers?
    btw, where's tom selleck when you need 'eem?

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Obs ... ra-001.jpg
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Are you sir in the greater or lesser population of brainiacs?
    where's my mustache and what flavor are the whiskers?
    btw, where's tom selleck when you need 'eem?

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Obs ... ra-001.jpg

    That was my favorite show growing up. That rascal certainly gave Higgins a run for his money.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    Are you sir in the greater or lesser population of brainiacs?
    where's my mustache and what flavor are the whiskers?
    btw, where's tom selleck when you need 'eem?

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Obs ... ra-001.jpg

    That was my favorite show growing up. That rascal certainly gave Higgins a run for his money.
    i for one want the exact same brand of deodorant that Higgins uses.
    only then will enlightenment be had.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    where's my mustache and what flavor are the whiskers?
    btw, where's tom selleck when you need 'eem?

    http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Obs ... ra-001.jpg

    That was my favorite show growing up. That rascal certainly gave Higgins a run for his money.
    i for one want the exact same brand of deodorant that Higgins uses.
    only then will enlightenment be had.

    Then you too can be Robin Masters's bitch.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Then you too can be Robin Masters's bitch.
    wrong...
    robin masters will be my bieotch.
    i just gotta find out what deodorant higgins uses.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Then you too can be Robin Masters's bitch.
    wrong...
    robin masters will be my bieotch.
    i just gotta find out what deodorant higgins uses.

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    Then you too can be Robin Masters's bitch.
    wrong...
    robin masters will be my bieotch.
    i just gotta find out what deodorant higgins uses.

    259202_1.jpg
    youre hilarious.
    btw, are ppl voting for you in the "who's the funniest fucker alive on this board?"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:

    wrong...
    robin masters will be my bieotch.
    i just gotta find out what deodorant higgins uses.

    259202_1.jpg
    youre hilarious.
    btw, are ppl voting for you in the "who's the funniest fucker alive on this board?"

    haha...thank you. No, I toil away in anonymity.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i wonder if dunkman uses dirty englishman brand deodorant?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    i wonder if dunkman uses dirty englishman brand deodorant?

    To him, it's just "Englishman", the dirty is implied.
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