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DangDang
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A city cop on his horse approached a little girl on her bike.
"Nice bike" said the cop, "Did santa get it for you?"
"He sure did" said the little girl.
The cop looked at the bike & wrote out a $20 safety violation ticket. Handing it to the girl he said "Next year tell santa that a reflector goes on the BACK of the bike"
The girl looked at the cop & asked "Nice horse there. Did Santa get it for you?"
"Why, yes he did" chuckled the police officer.
"Next year," said the little girl, "Tell santa to put the dick UNDERNEATH the horse"
"Nice bike" said the cop, "Did santa get it for you?"
"He sure did" said the little girl.
The cop looked at the bike & wrote out a $20 safety violation ticket. Handing it to the girl he said "Next year tell santa that a reflector goes on the BACK of the bike"
The girl looked at the cop & asked "Nice horse there. Did Santa get it for you?"
"Why, yes he did" chuckled the police officer.
"Next year," said the little girl, "Tell santa to put the dick UNDERNEATH the horse"
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