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senninsennin Posts: 2,146
edited June 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.seattlepi.com/local/420908_testicles31.html

Man accidentally shoots self in testicles
KOMO-TV STAFF

A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood Police.

Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    sennin wrote:
    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/420908_testicles31.html

    Man accidentally shoots self in testicles
    KOMO-TV STAFF

    A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

    The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood Police.

    Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

    No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

    Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying.

    Maybe spring for a holster? or better yet, try using the safety. Or leave the gun at home?
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I truely love these types of stories. I hope it hurts you fuckin' moron.
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  • sabreleafsabreleaf Posts: 310
    Was it Dick Cheney?
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sennin wrote:
    http://www.seattlepi.com/local/420908_testicles31.html

    Man accidentally shoots self in testicles
    KOMO-TV STAFF

    A man was shot in the testicles Sunday afternoon after a gun in his waistband accidentally discharged, police said.

    The man was shopping at the Lowe's hardware store in Lynnwood around 12:30 p.m. when the gun went off, said Shannon Sessions with Lynnwood Police.

    Medics were called and the man was rushed to Harborview Medical Center, but the extent of his injuries is not known.

    No one else was injured, and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

    Sessions said it was legal for the man to be carrying.

    Maybe spring for a holster? or better yet, try using the safety. Or leave the gun at home?

    Yes... always a fantastic idea to carry a gun in your waistband with a round in the chamber. The guy deserved to shoot his nuts off.

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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    sabreleaf wrote:
    Was it Dick Cheney?

    Now just "Cheney"
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sabreleaf wrote:
    Was it Dick Cheney?

    Now just "Cheney"

    Just for that joke, I promise to never shoot Dis in the crotchal region.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sabreleaf wrote:
    Was it Dick Cheney?

    Now just "Cheney"

    Just for that joke, I promise to never shoot Dis in the crotchal region.

    you are a gentleman.
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  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sabreleaf wrote:
    Was it Dick Cheney?

    Now just "Cheney"
    you are genius
    the both of you

    nicely played...
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    sabreleaf wrote:
    Was it Dick Cheney?

    Now just "Cheney"
    you are genius
    the both of you

    nicely played...

    lol...thanks.

    That dude should come hang out on this message board, where there is no shortage of dicks, and the ball jokes are endless.
  • chadwickchadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    lol...thanks.

    That dude should come hang out on this message board, where there is no shortage of dicks, and the ball jokes are endless.

    also...
    dick "ball-suck" cheney makes for great joke material.
    that prick gives us an endless supply for stupid bullshit any 3rd grader could muster up.
    it is indeed fantastic.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    It's the wild west out there! Don't leave home without your shooter! Yeeehaw!!!
  • RygarRygar Posts: 8,689
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I truely love these types of stories. I hope it hurts you fuckin' moron.
    Lol, yah not a lot of sympathy heading that guy's way.
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    sennin wrote:
    and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

    he better get used to being alone :P
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    sennin wrote:
    and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

    he better get used to being alone :P

    ...said the penis to the testicle.
  • mfc2006mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,484
    norm wrote:
    sennin wrote:
    and the man appeared to be shopping alone, Sessions said.

    he better get used to being alone :P

    fucking classic. haha! :D
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    Karma's a bitch.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    keeponrockin wrote:
    Karma's a bitch.


    and is armed! :lol:
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