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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    chadwick wrote:
    [7. Setting mousetraps in the buff
    8. baiting said mouse traps with his own package.

    9. trying to remove said package by swinging said mousetrap at a viking.
    10. accepting a hotdog eating competition with a viking whilst sailing rough seas.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    8. baiting said mouse traps with his own package.

    9. trying to remove said package by swinging said mousetrap at a viking.
    10. accepting a hotdog eating competition with a viking whilst sailing rough seas.

    11. Go for a drive with George Micheal
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    11. Go for a drive with George Micheal
    that is never a good idea, sober or blasted...
    thank you for warning mr. the jeagler...i hope it helps.

    12. never crank the stereo up when the clash comes on...casbah my frickin ass.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    11. Go for a drive with George Micheal
    that is never a good idea, sober or blasted...
    thank you for warning mr. the jeagler...i hope it helps.

    12. never crank the stereo up when the clash comes on...casbah my frickin ass.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ

    hahaha...

    13. Allow Marilyn Manson to rest his balls on your forehead
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    13. Allow Marilyn Manson to rest his balls on your forehead
    i'll tell ya what... that is horrible and slightly sweaty.

    14. he should never ever NOT review this list of cautions.
    life is to unpredictable.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    chadwick wrote:
    13. Allow Marilyn Manson to rest his balls on your forehead
    i'll tell ya what... that is horrible and slightly sweaty.

    14. he should never ever NOT review this list of cautions.
    life is to unpredictable.

    and the 15th and final....

    15. Eat of the floor of chadwick's shower.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    and the 15th and final....

    15. Eat of the floor of chadwick's shower.
    a truer fact has never been told as my shower is pretty slippery and full of hair.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    and the 15th and final....

    15. Eat of the floor of chadwick's shower.
    a truer fact has never been told as my shower is pretty slippery and full of hair.

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    and the 15th and final....

    15. Eat of the floor of chadwick's shower.
    a truer fact has never been told as my shower is pretty slippery and full of hair.

    I told you to let that seal back into the ocean.
    he's scared of the oil.
    he likes my soap.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    something tells me that mr. the jeagler doesn't like his own thread anymore.
    weird deal, yes/no?
    DRUNK, YES/NO?

    trashed/smoked googling the internet buck ass naked surrounded by food wrappers... yes/no?
    and finally...
    puking on yourself @ mr. the jeagler... yes/no? have you?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135
    whatever you do, "don't drink and google"--said Anne Curry last night on Jimmy Fallon. :D


    hmmmm...that's probably the safest thing you can do when drunk.

    she said that because she got the Wheaton College graduation list off google--the one with the wrong names--did you hear about that?--but I was just messin' around. she's an absolute sweetheart--I love Anne Curry!--I don't know if I spelled her name right but I love her. she's got one of those faces, like Sandra Bullock, where you feel like you could tell her anything--like a very sweet, genuine person.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    whatever you do, "don't drink and google"--said Anne Curry last night on Jimmy Fallon. :D


    hmmmm...that's probably the safest thing you can do when drunk.

    she said that because she got the Wheaton College graduation list off google--the one with the wrong names--did you hear about that?--but I was just messin' around. she's an absolute sweetheart--I love Anne Curry!--I don't know if I spelled her name right but I love her. she's got one of those faces, like Sandra Bullock, where you feel like you could tell her anything--like a very sweet, genuine person.

    This is all you took away from this wildly entertaining thread????

    :D
  • pickupyourwillpickupyourwill Posts: 3,135

    This is all you took away from this wildly entertaining thread????

    :D

    well to be honest I hadn't read the whole thread, so yes. I felt bad for bringing up Anne Curry's public mistake because she seems like such a good person.
  • 8181 Posts: 58,276
    who wants to do shots
    81 is now off the air

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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    81 wrote:
    who wants to do shots
    Body shots?
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