When I grow up

pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
edited May 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
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  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    When I grow up, I'd like to know your mommy :mrgreen:
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    I might be your dad.
    NERDS!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    she's heroin thin...
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    she's heroin thin...
    And she's got no Ass and is pretty flat chested :thumbdown:
    NERDS!
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    she's heroin thin...
    And she's got no Ass and is pretty flat chested :thumbdown:

    i mean, the pole has more substance... geez.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    she's heroin thin...
    And she's got no Ass and is pretty flat chested :thumbdown:

    i mean, the pole has more substance... geez.
    You'd think she'd be eating some of that delicious strip club food. :?
    NERDS!
  • loadedgunloadedgun Posts: 1,389
    Take it easy on my future ex-wife! Whens the last time you were able to make 6 bucks just standing there?
    Midwest. Indy/Lafayette.
  • South of SeattleSouth of Seattle Posts: 10,724
    loadedgun wrote:
    Take it easy on my future ex-wife! Whens the last time you were able to make 6 bucks just standing there?
    Hey I just made $240 sitting on my ass and posting on the pit all night :thumbup:
    NERDS!
  • HeyWayneHeyWayne Posts: 316
    It's one of those same sex strip clubs I see.
    Just a dude growing veg

    haywayne.blogspot.com
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    My friends were sending this "photo" around by email a few months ago. I don't think thats a strip pole - It's too early in the morning for me - so I can't remember what the joke was. :D
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  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    mikalina wrote:
    My friends were sending this "photo" around by email a few months ago. I don't think thats a strip pole - It's too early in the morning for me - so I can't remember what the joke was. :D


    Yeah you're right, I cant remember either. I just came across it again
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    pjfan31 wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    My friends were sending this "photo" around by email a few months ago. I don't think thats a strip pole - It's too early in the morning for me - so I can't remember what the joke was. :D


    Yeah you're right, I cant remember either. I just came across it again


    HELP !!!!!!!! Now its going to bug me all day !!! I'm going to try and find my old e-mail on this. If you find out first - let me know :D
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  • eMMIeMMI Posts: 6,262
    mikalina wrote:
    pjfan31 wrote:
    mikalina wrote:
    My friends were sending this "photo" around by email a few months ago. I don't think thats a strip pole - It's too early in the morning for me - so I can't remember what the joke was. :D


    Yeah you're right, I cant remember either. I just came across it again


    HELP !!!!!!!! Now its going to bug me all day !!! I'm going to try and find my old e-mail on this. If you find out first - let me know :D

    I can't remember the exact words or anything. But I think it was something about the mum shoveling snow or the like. And people (neighbours, I assume) paying her for that.
    "Don't be faint-hearted, I have a solution! We shall go and commandeer some small craft, then drift at leisure until we happen upon another ideal place for our waterside supper with riparian entertainments."
  • BinFrogBinFrog Posts: 7,309
    This is the text that went along w/ that picture when it was being forwarded around to emails a couple of years ago:


    When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they
    grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown
    below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith
    had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a
    note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's
    meaning.

    The next day, Mrs. Smith sent the following reply:

    Dear Mrs. Jones,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic
    dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it
    was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every
    single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
    and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her
    picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to
    depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

    From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly
    before she turns it in.

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Smith
    Bright eyed kid: "Wow Typo Man, you're the best!"
    Typo Man: "Thanks kidz, but remembir, stay in skool!"
  • pjfan31pjfan31 Posts: 7,331
    It's like the kid showing his grandparents a picture of an elephant

    ' DO you like my frickin elephant'

    'Pardon me'

    'You know from Africa'
    Sydney 11/02/2003
    Sydney 14/02/2003
    Sydney 07/11/2006
    Sydney 18/11/2006
    Sydney 22/11/2009
    EV Sydney 18/03/2011
    EV Sydney 19/03/2011
    EV Sydney 20/03/2011
    Melbourne 24/01/2014
    Sydney 26/01/2014
    EV Sydney 13/02/2014
  • mikalinamikalina Posts: 7,206
    BinFrog wrote:
    This is the text that went along w/ that picture when it was being forwarded around to emails a couple of years ago:


    When asked to draw a picture of what they wanted to be when they
    grew up, second-grader "Sarah" turned in the lovely drawing shown
    below. Needless to say, the teacher was a bit surprised -- Mrs. Smith
    had always seemed like such a conservative woman. So she sent a
    note home to the girl's mother asking for clarification as to the picture's
    meaning.

    The next day, Mrs. Smith sent the following reply:

    Dear Mrs. Jones,
    I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic
    dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it
    was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every
    single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
    and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her
    picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to
    depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

    From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly
    before she turns it in.

    Sincerely,
    Mrs. Smith


    Yep, this is the "right" answer !!!! Thanks, it was bugging me all morning. :D
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