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SKELLERSKELLER Posts: 165
edited May 2010 in The Porch
Everytime I listen to "Glorified G", I can't help but laugh when i think how I used to fuck it up.

I was in my car with a buddy of mine singing (as loud as I can mind you) "... glorified version of a pelican..."

My buddy turns to me and says, "What the fuck are you singing... it's 'glorified version of a pellet gun'... PELLET GUN....'

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Was just wondering what songs you've butchered...
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    The funniest song f**k up I've ever heard was my husband when he was singing mrs. Robinson. Instead of "Jesus loves you more than you should know" he was singing "she's a slut just more than you should know" lmao!!!
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  • BSullyBSully Posts: 1,183
    SKELLER wrote:
    Everytime I listen to "Glorified G", I can't help but laugh when i think how I used to fuck it up.

    I was in my car with a buddy of mine singing (as loud as I can mind you) "... glorified version of a pelican..."

    My buddy turns to me and says, "What the fuck are you singing... it's 'glorified version of a pellet gun'... PELLET GUN....'

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Was just wondering what songs you've butchered...

    That is so funny, my wife used to always sing the same thing...sometimes she still does for fun!
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  • restlesssoulrestlesssoul Posts: 6,951
    SKELLER wrote:
    Everytime I listen to "Glorified G", I can't help but laugh when i think how I used to fuck it up.

    I was in my car with a buddy of mine singing (as loud as I can mind you) "... glorified version of a pelican..."

    My buddy turns to me and says, "What the fuck are you singing... it's 'glorified version of a pellet gun'... PELLET GUN....'

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Was just wondering what songs you've butchered...

    it's supposed to be misinterpreted as "four or five virigns and a pelican", get it right! :lol:


    I always screwed up Hail, Hail , BIG TIME apparently.

    I would sing:


    i swore I'd love you till the day I die. Bed, Bath and Beyond
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    Corduroy- I thought it was everything has changed, absolutely nothings changed. Of course it's everything has CHAINS. Oops
  • violetpsychevioletpsyche Posts: 122
    pjruss wrote:
    Corduroy- I thought it was everything has changed, absolutely nothings changed. Of course it's everything has CHAINS. Oops

    Vitalogy is a gem for potential misheard lyrics. I thought the same thing as you but also that the song started with, 'Dull waiting droning man...' :D

    Possibly the best one I've heard personally is a friend who was merrily singing, 'Don't call me daughter, my beige old, my beige old cat will remind me'. My Mum thought it was, 'Don't call me Doris', which is also quite special.
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