To Cincy, with love....
Ms. Wes C.addle
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reflections from the week, from my scrambled state of mind.....
Nothing but sunshine the entire 600 mile drive- well, once the sun rose.
2 bottles of Relax- thank you ohio for continuously shattering my sober record, time and time again. Those trees, they speak to me. Tongue too swollen to text. Acoustic heart-melting. Cutting my finger and almost bleeding to death- death I tell you!!!
Sunshine in the park, scanning the lawn for snakes and people with guns, too. Searching for prime property to dump a body along the river.
Almost killing us, even though I swear I am a top-notch driver. Take 2. You can drive.
Fucking Ohio and their bullshit "no open container" law. Inappropriate in-law fucking, perhaps.
Dangerous potholes. Steve's venue piss, #1- "I just pissed on some guy!" Funniest fucking thing I've heard! Drunken floor seats..... or not. Oceans. Are you kidding me... *tears start and keep a comin'*
Had the greatest ticket buddy EVER that night! How do girls manage to piss on the floor? But, I did find a shit-stained IMT t-shirt there- not a total loss. "Onion the size of Montana!"
Nightmare in Noblesville. FUCK! "That sauce ain't right." Not drinking much.... Storms? scratch that. Extremely fucked up. Wet, cold, separation, bladder-busting.
Drunk douche pushing... my drunk head bouncing off concrete. Me, hysterically bawling at our seats, alone. VIP- eat me! But, thanks for sitting all night. Release??????? WHAT?!?
Steve's venue piss, #2- "I just got in a fight with some big drunk dude." Wandering around in the blizzard, searching for our car, realized that we are going to have to jump a fucking creek. Take 2. 45 more minutes later, found car.
Those trees there, they speak to me. Pam and Bob.
"Cleveland is going to suck." x 100. Pre-game up-chuck attempt. Floor seats, take 2. Chugging beer, starting to revolt. Doling out fistfuls of brownies to my new Bawwston friends looking for pawwt. And, no, I am not canadian. Wash- amazeballs.
Steve's venue piss/up-chuck attempt, #3- "I just stepped in shit, and then leaned against it!" (replaced the prior 'funniest thing I've ever heard') Cleveland fucking rocked. Dangerous potholes.
My brain tumor is acting up. *more tears*
Horrific car crash... woman skinned to death. Prayers. Prayers. Prayers.
2,200 miles and home...... a week full of great memories and amazing music. Thank you.
Nothing but sunshine the entire 600 mile drive- well, once the sun rose.
2 bottles of Relax- thank you ohio for continuously shattering my sober record, time and time again. Those trees, they speak to me. Tongue too swollen to text. Acoustic heart-melting. Cutting my finger and almost bleeding to death- death I tell you!!!
Sunshine in the park, scanning the lawn for snakes and people with guns, too. Searching for prime property to dump a body along the river.
Almost killing us, even though I swear I am a top-notch driver. Take 2. You can drive.
Fucking Ohio and their bullshit "no open container" law. Inappropriate in-law fucking, perhaps.
Dangerous potholes. Steve's venue piss, #1- "I just pissed on some guy!" Funniest fucking thing I've heard! Drunken floor seats..... or not. Oceans. Are you kidding me... *tears start and keep a comin'*
Had the greatest ticket buddy EVER that night! How do girls manage to piss on the floor? But, I did find a shit-stained IMT t-shirt there- not a total loss. "Onion the size of Montana!"
Nightmare in Noblesville. FUCK! "That sauce ain't right." Not drinking much.... Storms? scratch that. Extremely fucked up. Wet, cold, separation, bladder-busting.
Drunk douche pushing... my drunk head bouncing off concrete. Me, hysterically bawling at our seats, alone. VIP- eat me! But, thanks for sitting all night. Release??????? WHAT?!?
Steve's venue piss, #2- "I just got in a fight with some big drunk dude." Wandering around in the blizzard, searching for our car, realized that we are going to have to jump a fucking creek. Take 2. 45 more minutes later, found car.
Those trees there, they speak to me. Pam and Bob.
"Cleveland is going to suck." x 100. Pre-game up-chuck attempt. Floor seats, take 2. Chugging beer, starting to revolt. Doling out fistfuls of brownies to my new Bawwston friends looking for pawwt. And, no, I am not canadian. Wash- amazeballs.
Steve's venue piss/up-chuck attempt, #3- "I just stepped in shit, and then leaned against it!" (replaced the prior 'funniest thing I've ever heard') Cleveland fucking rocked. Dangerous potholes.
My brain tumor is acting up. *more tears*
Horrific car crash... woman skinned to death. Prayers. Prayers. Prayers.
2,200 miles and home...... a week full of great memories and amazing music. Thank you.
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Abrn Hlls '98 - Clarkston 2 '03 - Grd Rpds '06 - Abrn Hlls '06 - Clvd '10 - PJ20 - Berlin 1+2 '12 - Wrigley '13 - Pitt '13- buff '13- Philly 1+2 '13 - Seattle '13
lessons learned over the the course of three shows....
1.) Don't give your cell number out to drunk incestious people in the parking lot while getting your pre-game
on.
2.) Don't eat anything before a show with some fucked up sauce on it that you can't really identify.
3.) If you feel like your going to vomit before a show ( even without drinking ) Just go ahead and get
it over with. You will feel much better afterward.
4.) Jen over exaggerates tiny little cuts.
5.) as much as I hate to say it, I had a blast in Cleveland
6.) local bands selling their c.d. in parking lots at a Pearl Jam show sound NOTHING like PJ, even if they say
they do.
and the number one lesson learned over the course of three shows,..
DO NOT, EVER just walk in to a bathroom stall at a venue without looking to see what is on the floor and stall
walls first. EVER I TELL YOU !!
Awesome week.
oh yeah, one more thing. FUCK Mcdonalds and their dumbass late night menu. :evil:
"To question your government is not unpatriotic --
to not question your government is unpatriotic."
-- Sen. Chuck Hagel
Actually, the lesson learned is this- Drink alot, have a good time, but do not, I repeat, DO NOT leave to piss during the show.
Really, its just Eddie's sense of humor.... "all the fucks leaving to piss during Evenflow will be shit on or punched in the face by the meathead drones."
nicely done
puking pissing laughing
all fuckered up
and good music...sweet
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce