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Bringing priceless rare eggs to First Show

CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited May 2010 in The Porch
I received this basket of eggs from a very rare species of bird. It was the last of its species on earth, and it laid them just before it died. So they are absolutely irreplaceable. I'm planning on bringing them to MSG 2. Any advice from Ornithologists out there who have brought their irreplaceable eggs to PJ shows? And yes, I will put them in a styrofoam container... duh.


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(old joke, i know... :) )
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  • TroubledSoulTroubledSoul Posts: 1,365
    yeh could be gettin a bit old now... i reckon she's got the point that shes an irresponsible clown for bringing her daughter to a show.
    Yeh I've seen Pearl Jam, too. But I can't remember the dates.
  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    I would boil them first it would make them more durable.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    lgoose420 wrote:
    I would boil them first it would make them more durable.


    But I want to keep them viable. They are the FUTURE!!
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  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    CJMST3K wrote:
    lgoose420 wrote:
    I would boil them first it would make them more durable.


    But I want to keep them viable. They are the FUTURE!![/quote

    Well who the hell would bring eggs to a PJ show or any concert for that matter. They are simply not mature enough for that enviorment, I would get a sitter to watch after them, and thanks for doing your part to help sustain these birds. ;)
  • HurricaneHurricane Posts: 37
    I would do it. I am bringing my only Picasso.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Hurricane wrote:
    I would do it. I am bringing my only Picasso.

    :lol:
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  • AmishGuy91AmishGuy91 Posts: 832
    I could have used some eggs to throw on stage in the olden days when Sleater-Kinney opened.....
  • guacamolejoeguacamolejoe Posts: 2,396
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Hurricane wrote:
    I would do it. I am bringing my only Picasso.

    :lol:
    :?............. I don't care what you bring as long as they''re not my posters ;) .
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    guacamolejoe wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Hurricane wrote:
    I would do it. I am bringing my only Picasso.

    :lol:
    :?............. I don't care what you bring as long as they''re not my posters ;) .



    haha.... yeah, that would indeed be the worst! :D
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  • WashedWashed Posts: 736
    I heard Stone keeps a human-sized nest to the side of the stage for just such an occasion. He'd probably be willing to sit on these rare beauties during the show as all of this hopping around so far probably has him tired out.

    If he breaks them...isn't it always Stone's fault anyway?
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Obviously you have considered a babysitter and discounted the idea.

    Personally I would consider storing them internally. With a little lubrication they may be inserted in an appropriate orifice.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Claireack wrote:
    Obviously you have considered a babysitter and discounted the idea.

    Personally I would consider storing them internally. With a little lubrication they may be inserted in an appropriate orifice.


    are you volunteering to help? :?


    :lol:
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    CJMST3K wrote:
    are you volunteering to help? :?

    Pay for my ticket, pay for my flight over and I will certainly store a few eggs for you - I was going to say it would be my pleasure, but I'm not sure it would.

    :D
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  • PearlJam24PearlJam24 Posts: 340
    Washed wrote:
    I heard Stone keeps a human-sized nest to the side of the stage for just such an occasion. He'd probably be willing to sit on these rare beauties during the show as all of this hopping around so far probably has him tired out.

    Well he is part duck ya know...
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
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  • Stypo420Stypo420 Posts: 519
    norm wrote:
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    I don't think the hoff was looking to abort them Norm. Jeeze :?
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    lgoose420 wrote:
    norm wrote:
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    I don't think the hoff was looking to abort them Norm. Jeeze :?


    that will be the eggs after the show...he makes a helluva omelet! :mrgreen:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    lgoose420 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    omelette.89203646_std.jpg


    I don't think the hoff was looking to abort them Norm. Jeeze :?


    I can think of half a dozen reaaaaaaally inappropriate jokes. :?
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