Attn Dunkman yet again....

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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dunkman wrote:
    in most circumstances 2 australian women fighting might be considered kinda saucy... but not when it's in a thread about me... made by that Aussie guy who wants touch my muffins!!!

    pfft this aint fighting.

    Fuck no! This is foreplay! 8-)
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  • catefrancescatefrances Posts: 29,003
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:
    in most circumstances 2 australian women fighting might be considered kinda saucy... but not when it's in a thread about me... made by that Aussie guy who wants touch my muffins!!!

    pfft this aint fighting.


    Nobody knows shit about fighting until they've seen cate in mortal combat with a rabid wombat.


    im really more a lover than a fighter.
    hear my name
    take a good look
    this could be the day
    hold my hand
    lie beside me
    i just need to say
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Say THAT 5 times fast...

    thatthatthatthatthat

    Sorry, I typed it fast instead.
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Say THAT 5 times fast...

    thatthatthatthatthat

    Sorry, I typed it fast instead.

    Very clever....fucker.

    ;)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980

    im really more a lover than a fighter.


    I know you are, tough girl. I really just wanted to say mortal combat with a rabid wombat. Might be the title of my next book.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    ...whereas I'm a fucking fighter! :x
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ...whereas I'm a fucking fighter! :x


    I'd fight ya', but you have those big dogs. Ok, maybe if I can bring my mountain goats.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ...whereas I'm a fucking fighter! :x

    I'd fight ya', but you have those big dogs. Ok, maybe if I can bring my mountain goats.

    My dogs would eat your mountain goats for breakfast!! :twisted: Just as I'd eat you.... 8-)
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    ...whereas I'm a fucking fighter! :x

    I'd fight ya', but you have those big dogs. Ok, maybe if I can bring my mountain goats.

    My dogs would eat your mountain goats for breakfast!! :twisted: Just as I'd eat you.... 8-)


    all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:

    all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.


    Unless you stick to eating orphans after they've worked in my acid mines for about three months. Low cal and delicious!
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:

    all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.


    Unless you stick to eating orphans after they've worked in my acid mines for about three months. Low cal and delicious!

    I only eat hot people....skinny snot ridden orphans are not hot
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    dunkman wrote:

    all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.


    Unless you stick to eating orphans after they've worked in my acid mines for about three months. Low cal and delicious!

    I only eat hot people....skinny snot ridden orphans are not hot

    Hot people? So all the bactria is killed?
  • Gary CarterGary Carter Posts: 14,067
    Hey zig you should try the pm function sometime

    It might help you or it might not

    Lol

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Hot people? So all the bactria is killed?


    Microwave a child for 30 seconds and you are good to go.
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    Hot people? So all the bactria is killed?

    Exactly! :thumbup: But no amount of heat is killing the bacteria in those snotty nosed little fucking orphans! :x
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  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    metsfan wrote:
    Hey zig you should try the pm function sometime

    It might help you or it might not

    Lol

    :wave:

    HE'S HERE!!!

    :wave:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    yo!

    something
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high that noone would take my avatar

    susan-boyle-2.jpg


    oiy....................i hear scotland invented that chick :roll: .... :sick:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high that noone would take my avatar

    susan-boyle-2.jpg


    oiy....................i hear scotland invented that chick :roll: .... :sick:

    we invented her voice... but she was made in a hut somewhere near Chattanooga out of old cloths and mouldy cakes.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?


    I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring :o ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!
  • The JugglerThe Juggler Posts: 48,613
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?


    I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring :o ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!


    i'm more scared of the stench. my god the stench.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?


    I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring :o ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!


    i'm more scared of the stench. my god the stench.


    you'll need to go for a piss at some point in time though? try a peg on the nose... :thumbup:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • SarahLouSarahLou Posts: 175
    dunkman wrote:
    I dreamed a dream in time gone by
    When hope was high that noone would take my avatar

    susan-boyle-2.jpg


    mum!
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Scottish.jpg
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    Scotland invented the future. :thumbup:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • Irish AlIrish Al Posts: 6,236
    Hairy piss flaps
    I need a coffee!
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