in most circumstances 2 australian women fighting might be considered kinda saucy... but not when it's in a thread about me... made by that Aussie guy who wants touch my muffins!!!
in most circumstances 2 australian women fighting might be considered kinda saucy... but not when it's in a thread about me... made by that Aussie guy who wants touch my muffins!!!
pfft this aint fighting.
Nobody knows shit about fighting until they've seen cate in mortal combat with a rabid wombat.
im really more a lover than a fighter.
hear my name
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
I'd fight ya', but you have those big dogs. Ok, maybe if I can bring my mountain goats.
My dogs would eat your mountain goats for breakfast!! :twisted: Just as I'd eat you....
all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high that noone would take my avatar
oiy....................i hear scotland invented that chick :roll: ....
we invented her voice... but she was made in a hut somewhere near Chattanooga out of old cloths and mouldy cakes.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?
I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!
If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?
I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!
If really really REALLY hope my neck never sags like that...... :?
I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!
i'm more scared of the stench. my god the stench.
you'll need to go for a piss at some point in time though? try a peg on the nose... :thumbup:
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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Fuck no! This is foreplay!
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im really more a lover than a fighter.
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
thatthatthatthatthat
Sorry, I typed it fast instead.
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Very clever....fucker.
I know you are, tough girl. I really just wanted to say mortal combat with a rabid wombat. Might be the title of my next book.
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I'd fight ya', but you have those big dogs. Ok, maybe if I can bring my mountain goats.
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My dogs would eat your mountain goats for breakfast!! :twisted: Just as I'd eat you....
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all that cannibalism will just go to your hips.
Unless you stick to eating orphans after they've worked in my acid mines for about three months. Low cal and delicious!
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I only eat hot people....skinny snot ridden orphans are not hot
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Hot people? So all the bactria is killed?
It might help you or it might not
Lol
:wave:
Sammi: Wanna just break up?
Microwave a child for 30 seconds and you are good to go.
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Exactly! :thumbup: But no amount of heat is killing the bacteria in those snotty nosed little fucking orphans! :x
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HE'S HERE!!!
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something
oiy....................i hear scotland invented that chick :roll: ....
we invented her voice... but she was made in a hut somewhere near Chattanooga out of old cloths and mouldy cakes.
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I'm more scared of the eyebrows!! Hell I'm gunna wax and pluck mine till they are too scared to ever grow again if it means I can prevent those things ever occurring ...they're like a couple of possums tails plastered onto her forehead. (poor woman really shouldn't bag her out so much!
i'm more scared of the stench. my god the stench.
you'll need to go for a piss at some point in time though? try a peg on the nose... :thumbup: