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Fur better or worse: Postman marries his cat

Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
edited May 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/ ... 5861817233
Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Funny how they have to describe him as "single". No shit...
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Not sure how long that marriage will last, looks like he's already choking the bitch!
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    way too many pussy jokes are making my brain hurt.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    games+you+can+play+with+your+pussy.jpg
  • tvismyfriendtvismyfriend Posts: 2,118
    That cat doesn't look too enthusiastic about the situation.
  • small town becksmall town beck Posts: 6,691
    Wow...just wow.
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    tvismyfriend wrote:
    That cat doesn't look too enthusiastic about the situation.

    brides in arranged marriages never do.
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,710
    The guy must be a loser, he can only get a fat asthmatic cat to marry him.

    The cool guys get the slim athletic cats.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    The guy must be a loser, he can only get a fat asthmatic cat to marry him.

    The cool guys get the slim athletic cats.

    Hairless?
  • blackredyellowblackredyellow Posts: 5,889
    nothing like our society giving more attention to fucking weirdos...
    My whole life
    was like a picture
    of a sunny day
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    ― Abraham Lincoln
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,710
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    The guy must be a loser, he can only get a fat asthmatic cat to marry him.

    The cool guys get the slim athletic cats.

    Hairless?
    That's a recent trend, back in the 70's all the cats were hairy...now they shave and vajazzle them. :mrgreen:
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Poncier wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Poncier wrote:
    The guy must be a loser, he can only get a fat asthmatic cat to marry him.

    The cool guys get the slim athletic cats.

    Hairless?
    That's a recent trend, back in the 70's all the cats were hairy...now they shave and vajazzle them. :mrgreen:

    :D
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    Is any one, beside my sick mind, wondering about the wedding night?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • PoncierPoncier Posts: 16,710
    Theovl316 wrote:
    Is any one, beside my sick mind, wondering about the wedding night?
    Hopefully he had her declawed first.
    This weekend we rock Portland
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    and de-wormed! or is that just for dogs...I can never remember
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    very goofy in a wrong kind of way.
    i vote he goes and gets a brain checkup from his doctor.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Do letter carriers go "postal" in Germany, or is that strictly an American phenomena?
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Do letter carriers go "postal" in Germany, or is that strictly an American phenomena?
    oddly enough
    in germany one can marry an american postal carrier whom has gone postal. :shock:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • SongburstSongburst Posts: 1,195
    Poncier wrote:
    The guy must be a loser, he can only get a fat asthmatic cat to marry him.

    The cool guys get the slim athletic cats.
    The worst part is that now that they are married, the cat is just going to let herself go.
    1/12/1879, 4/8/1156, 2/6/1977, who gives a shit, ...
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    I give it three months tops.
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    She will take half of what he owns!
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    She will take half of what he owns!

    Bad kitty!
  • Thoughts_ArriveThoughts_Arrive Posts: 15,165
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    She will take half of what he owns!

    Bad kitty!

    :D
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014
  • MudfestMudfest Posts: 1,025
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Thoughts_Arrive wrote:
    She will take half of what he owns!

    Bad kitty!

    :D

    No...bad pussy

    Muddy
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  • FrannyFranny Posts: 2,054
    Dissidentman wrote:
    Funny how they have to describe him as "single". No shit...


    And will eternally be......

    That's given new meaning to the term "Pussy Whipped" ;)
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