Magazine reviews - good or bad?

I'm interested to know how people on here perceive album, single, dvd reviews in magazines. Are they potentially misleading, harmful or are they a good thing?
Say, for example, someone sees Backspacer on a shelf one day and never having heard Pearl Jam (and there will be people out there like this, without a doubt) they decide to check out reviews. And then you get the likes of Pitchfork saying things like "a group that hasn't been commercially or critically relevant for over a decade."
I'm sure the band won't care about reviews but, chances are, that person will walk away from Pearl Jam and never listen to them again. Even had they listened to the album, they may have decided not to check out any of the back catalog as it wasn't their thing, but at least they made the decision themselves, not because of someone else's opinion.
As much as magazines claim to offer impartial reviews, this in itself is an impossible task as the score given is based on the reviewers personal tastes. Try writing an impartial review of 10 to that same person who's never heard Pearl Jam, without putting your own personal opinion into it!
In the world of ten-a-penny pop shit that fills the airwaves everyday, whether or not the single is dire seems not to matter one jot of what reviewers make of it, so why should it matter to more established bands/artistes?
Perhaps music magazine's should be purely reporting on the latest releases, divided into genres and leaving it to the readers discretion.
I'm gradually ignoring magazine reviews more and more, especially the likes of Pitchfork - pretentious wankers pretending to have their finger on the pulse of music.
Say, for example, someone sees Backspacer on a shelf one day and never having heard Pearl Jam (and there will be people out there like this, without a doubt) they decide to check out reviews. And then you get the likes of Pitchfork saying things like "a group that hasn't been commercially or critically relevant for over a decade."
I'm sure the band won't care about reviews but, chances are, that person will walk away from Pearl Jam and never listen to them again. Even had they listened to the album, they may have decided not to check out any of the back catalog as it wasn't their thing, but at least they made the decision themselves, not because of someone else's opinion.
As much as magazines claim to offer impartial reviews, this in itself is an impossible task as the score given is based on the reviewers personal tastes. Try writing an impartial review of 10 to that same person who's never heard Pearl Jam, without putting your own personal opinion into it!
In the world of ten-a-penny pop shit that fills the airwaves everyday, whether or not the single is dire seems not to matter one jot of what reviewers make of it, so why should it matter to more established bands/artistes?
Perhaps music magazine's should be purely reporting on the latest releases, divided into genres and leaving it to the readers discretion.
I'm gradually ignoring magazine reviews more and more, especially the likes of Pitchfork - pretentious wankers pretending to have their finger on the pulse of music.
It's gonna be a glorious day...
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I find myself caring less and less about reviews these days though, a lot of the reviewers don't seem to be even remotely into the music they review, which is kind of pointless.
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
The main site:
http://www.metacritic.com/
The music portion of the site:
http://www.metacritic.com/music/
A sample page for any given album:
http://www.metacritic.com/music/artists/mymorningjacket/z
For those who don't know of this site until now, beware, you could be reading this stuff for a few hours. I've spent hours and hours on this site finding new music.
that said, reviews are still as important as they ever were. getting a good review, best new music stamp from pitchfork is huge, stereogum is the same way. to be a buzz band right now is major news. last year the biggest bands of the year were grizzly bear, animal collective, dirty projectors, and all of them were big in large part because some indie blog or indie review proclaimed them to be a must listen to band.
whether you agree with pitchfork or not, they are the most important music medium out there right now. in terms of breaking new bands, in terms of getting a band important press, pitchfork and having ones song used in a tv show are THE way alot of bands are now getting their big break.
reviews matter, but magazines are obsolete. its internet sites thats decide the fate of a band. either you like the direction music is going right now, or you dont. personally, i love it. and alot of my cd collection is made up of bands that pitchfork approves of. they are major tastemakers.
personally, i could care less if rolling stone or spin think an album is good or bad. those are meaningless to me. pitchfork, stereogum, brooklyn vegan all are trusted music sites.
reviews serve as a good filter for finding music in an industry that lacks structure.
But unfortunately there's a large risk of payola and bribery in blogs/internet sources, since the FCC tends to hone in more carefully on radio and print sources....not to say that those aren't free from payola...they're just more likely to get busted for it.
Pitchfork come across as a bunch of pretentious bitches, rock music is not about perfection, it's about passion for what you do.
pitchfork has a ton of power right now. it is THE music medium right now. and we certainly argue if one site should have that much power, but pitchfork is no more critical than any other outlet. Certainly we can argue if there really is a difference between a 9.2 and 9.7 album, but every critic site or magazine does it. Rolling Stone has the 5 star system. Can someone really rate an album 4 stars or 3 stars, or any stars for the fact that all art should be respected?
Pitchfork deserves to be questioned sometimes, but they get alot of flack not based on their reviews or their music they support but more because of how they are top dog right now. I certainly can see how people would bristle at the rating system of pitchfork, but they have grown from the days when they gave Travistan a 0.0. They rarely do that anymore, they have become more responsible.
thats part of their appeal though. i stated i have problems with pitchfork above, but who wants to read or view a website or anything that covers mainly mainstream acts? Bands are mainstream for a reason...they are mainstream. we know them on a first name basis, even the bands we dislike. they are on the radio, on mtv etc...
i personally dont want to hear about mainstream bands. pitchfork is brilliant in that respect, they have broken a ton of bands that no one ever heard of and now are some of the most vital and important bands in the world.
but as i stated above, thats a double edged sword. any media outlet with as much power as pitchfork can be a dangerous thing.
pitchfork found their niche. catering to a bunch of kids who felt and feel alienated by the garbage being shoved down our throats, pitchfork shines a light on bands who actually deserve the spotlight.
I don't have an issue with people rating music per se, it's just that Pitchfork's writers appear to be very particular about what they like - essentially nothing that is popular. Which begs the question, why bother reviewing those kind of records in the first place?
I think reviews in general are hard to pull off. Either your not really into the band your reviewing and at best, you think the album is worth a listen or two. If you love the band it you give them a wonderful review not b/c the album is all that great but the music is right up the alley of your personal taste. Its just human nature.
My constant standpoint on this is that reviews are as good or bad as the people writing them. They might not be as useful as buyers' guides anymore, but if you find a reviewer you can trust or shares tastes with you, they're excellent ways of finding new music. (Example: if Christgau says a band favourably remind him of Sleater-Kinney, I'm damn sure gonna check that band out.) They might take an interesting stance on an album you'd already formed an opinion on, which can lead to a review becoming more of a discussion than a pontification.
Or, as is the case with most of my favourite critics, they might just be brilliantly funny.