This will officially put an end to those lethal farts I let when we lay down to bed. You know, the ones that infiltrate silently and you await the reaction.
I like to call them "creepers". This is a creeper killer. :(
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Yeah, I'm torn between that, or a snuggie for my dog. Both are so practical that I just can't live without them.
Wow, me too! If only they'd make one of these for dogs, it would be perfect. My dogs drop way more "offending molecules" than my husband ever could. :shock:
Yeah, I'm torn between that, or a snuggie for my dog. Both are so practical that I just can't live without them.
Wow, me too! If only they'd make one of these for dogs, it would be perfect. My dogs drop way more "offending molecules" than my husband ever could. :shock:
No doubt. My dog has what we call "heinous anus"... I'd make her wear a diaper of this material if they made it.
Does it work if your hubby has you pinned under the blanket for when he farts?
I hope so... nothing like giving a good dutch oven once in a while.
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I just tried to tell my hubby he owes me years of back flowers (he walked past the room), but he wasn't on with it. So I think I'll just have to start holding him under the covers.
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I thought it would do more than just not smell....
I was hoping the better marriage blanket was going to secretly conceal a 22 year old college dropout with low self-esteem and daddy issues.
That would make for one fuck of a blanket.
I think I'll pass on the fart eliminator. It's all I have left to help me avoid having to have sex with my wife
I kid, I kid. You know the Hammer drops that dick proper.
fixed for that stinkin part of the month.
I like to call them "creepers". This is a creeper killer. :(
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
No doubt. My dog has what we call "heinous anus"... I'd make her wear a diaper of this material if they made it.
I hope so... nothing like giving a good dutch oven once in a while.
was like a picture
of a sunny day
“We can complain because rose bushes have thorns, or rejoice because thorn bushes have roses.”
― Abraham Lincoln
ME TOO!!.............Oh man, don't tell me this is happens all over the world!
and they think it's funny
I do agree that my dog needs a fart extracting thingy.
I think it must be a genetic predisposition or something, maybe like rolling your tongue. I just can't believe all men do it :think: Or maybe they do
fight fire with fire
Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14