Goodnight my lovelies....I must get some beauty sleep....

ZiggyStar

It's just past midnight....drinking wine....do or say something stupid....give me a poem....do something....make me laugh.

ACTION! *rolls camera*

eyedclaar

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

Dance monkey!

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

Dance monkey!

No kidding. Suddenly, this is like those two years I spent homeless in India.

ZiggyStar

eyedclaar wrote:

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

haha "a come hither stare" That made me laugh....

NEXT!!!

Seriously though....."on the ledge outside my office window".... :?

After all your stories, I never picture you inside an office.....there goes all those manly fantasies down the drain....please don't tell me you're wearing a tie and long sleeves....PLEASE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Dissidentman

I believe this is Eyed:

ZiggyStar

Eyed....you obviously can't perform under pressure....so I've changed thread title. :roll: Geez....and after all those encounters with bears you'd think you'd be good in situations like this....

eyedclaar

ZiggyStar wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

haha "a come hither stare" That made me laugh....

NEXT!!!

Seriously though....."on the ledge outside my office window".... :?

After all your stories, I never picture you inside an office.....there goes all those manly fantasies down the drain....please don't tell me you're wearing a tie and long sleeves....PLEASE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Honestly, I should be fired for how I dress. I can't even stand to wear a tucked in shirt. I always thought it just looked like someone clearly bought a shirt that was much too big. AND, I can count on one hand how many times I have wore a tie in my life.

Zig, I am a government employee. I don't work, I just get paid.

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

I believe this is Eyed:

I'd kill that guy, chop him up, and stuff him in his brief case. :evil:

ZiggyStar

Dissidentman wrote:

I believe this is Eyed:

No no no NO NO NO NOOO!! :x

eyedclaar

ZiggyStar wrote:

Eyed....you obviously can't perform under pressure....so I've changed thread title. :roll: Geez....and after all those encounters with bears you'd think you'd be good in situations like this....

What does wrestling bears have to do with pleasing Ziggy's every demand? Wait, not sure I want to know the answer to that... You do shave right? I seem to remember a thread...

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Holy crap, uh, I'm not used to this sort of pressure. Ok, ok, I just mooned the canadian goose on the ledge outside my office window. It pecked the glass and gave me a come hither stare. :shock:

haha "a come hither stare" That made me laugh....

NEXT!!!

Seriously though....."on the ledge outside my office window".... :?

After all your stories, I never picture you inside an office.....there goes all those manly fantasies down the drain....please don't tell me you're wearing a tie and long sleeves....PLEASE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Honestly, I should be fired for how I dress. I can't even stand to wear a tucked in shirt. I always thought it just looked like someone clearly bought a shirt that was much too big. AND, I can count on one hand how many times I have wore a tie in my life.

Zig, I am a government employee. I don't work, I just get paid.

Government employee?? Shouldn't you be downloading porn?

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

Government employee?? Shouldn't you be downloading porn?

I never said I couldn't multi-task when I wanted to.

Dissidentman

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Government employee?? Shouldn't you be downloading porn?

I never said I couldn't multi-task when I wanted to.

Who needs the tissues now, eh Poncier?

eyedclaar

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

Government employee?? Shouldn't you be downloading porn?

I never said I couldn't multi-task when I wanted to.

Who needs the tissues now, eh Poncier?

And I thought that goose was giving me a weird look earlier...

ZiggyStar

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Eyed....you obviously can't perform under pressure....so I've changed thread title. :roll: Geez....and after all those encounters with bears you'd think you'd be good in situations like this....

What does wrestling bears have to do with pleasing Ziggy's every demand? Wait, not sure I want to know the answer to that... You do shave right? I seem to remember a thread...

haha I shave....I wax....much to Dunk's disgust! He likes his girl ULTRA hairy....so he's told me. Where is dunk, anyway?!

haha I didn't say "every" demand....that just would be possible over the internet now, would it!

I just thought you'd perform well under pressure....that's all....

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond..............................?? Are you here?!

ZiggyStar

*sigh*

Could this Friday night get any more boring?! Well technically it is Saturday now...but fuck!! So fucking boring!! I hate being bored!! Grrrr!!! :x

Black Diamond

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond..............................?? Are you here?!

I am...
But I am trying to figure out how to have those extra arms surgically added to myself... Would make multi-tasking much easier...

ZiggyStar

Black Diamond wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Black Diamond..............................?? Are you here?!

I am...
But I am trying to figure out how to have those extra arms surgically added to myself... Would make multi-tasking much easier...

OR I could come to visit and be your extra arms -- get under your jacket or shirt, lean on your back, when you walk, I walk etc and I could pick shit up for you, discuss what needs to be done next, do your kids homework with them while you watch tv or work etc)...I'll be your siamese twin! :thumbup: I could even come to your PJ concerts in May then slip out from under your shirt!! Then i'll sneak up the front...someone will let me squeeze in with them....I'll just flutter my eyelashes and flash them one of my cheeky smiles! Works every time -- suckers!! HA!

ZiggyStar

I know you're allowed to say the word "fuck" in threads.....but are you allowed to title a thread "fuck"?!

Dissidentman

The language on this board offends me.

ZiggyStar

Dissidentman wrote:

The language on this board offends me.

Fucking oath it does....it disgusts me....I'm thinking of quitting my 10c membership solely due to the offensive language on this board....

And while I'm at it....your hat....that offends me as well.

Dissidentman

ZiggyStar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

The language on this board offends me.

Fucking oath it does....it disgusts me....I'm thinking of quitting my 10c membership solely due to the offensive language on this board....

And while I'm at it....your hat....that offends me as well.

I wear it cause it's fucking offensive.

ZiggyStar

Dissidentman wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

The language on this board offends me.

Fucking oath it does....it disgusts me....I'm thinking of quitting my 10c membership solely due to the offensive language on this board....

And while I'm at it....your hat....that offends me as well.

I wear it cause it's fucking offensive.

And that's why I like you! Offensive is fucking good!! :thumbup:

Claireack

Don't mind the word fuck - but please noone say c***. Glad the other thread wasn't call 'veedazzling your c***' wouldn't have gone in it.

Dissidentman

ZiggyStar wrote:

And that's why I like you! Offensive is fucking good!! :thumbup:

What can I say, it's part of my charm - just ask the lady next to the guy in the ofensive hat.

ZiggyStar

Claireack wrote:

Don't mind the word fuck - but please noone say c***. Glad the other thread wasn't call 'veedazzling your c***' wouldn't have gone in it.

Yeah as foul mouthed as I am, I never say "the c word"......okay, maybe twice a year when someone REALLY deserves it and actually is a c*** I will say it.....but it would have to be very bad.

A lot of my mates say it really openly like "the c*** who served me at the video store" etc.....using the word instead of say "guy" or "worker" etc....I'm not keen on it.

Claireack

It's one of my pet hates, I'm also not keen on the word 'moist'.

ZiggyStar

Claireack wrote:

It's one of my pet hates, I'm also not keen on the word 'moist'.

The word moist in general? Or just in relation to a moist vajayjay? Would saying "my shirt is moist from the heat" be okay? Or is that a no no in your books?

ZiggyStar

My bottle of red is finished.....it's 1.52am.....I have an appointment with a client at 8am......so I guess I must go to bed.

Goodniiiiight!!! :wave: