Should i watch Ninja Assassin?
mdigenakis
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I have some time to kill this evening, and I'm wondering if i should watch this masterpiece of brutality. Opinions?
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Fighting was neat, blood and gore effects were shitty CG, movie was bloody terrible.
-Greg Dulli
Zombie movie bad is still good, so it must be the other
If you're a guy, and I assume you are, it's like the lady making you watch The Family Stone, or Sex in the City movie (I assume, as I haven't seen that one, and can only imagine the mental anguish).
Okay, here's mine...
Should I lay nude on a hammock and shit through it?
Of course you should. As Dunk well knows, hammocks were invented by Scots who were tired of having to get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, especially after consuming a dozen pints and some rancid haggis. That mess will wait for morning, just don't slip when you do finally get up.
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I did not know that.
Another thing the Scottish invented....the bottled fart.
And ball sucking. They are really good at sucking balls.
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