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The Journey Of A Man.....

mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 38,045
edited April 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
tits.

When I was 18 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college
I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide.

So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground, so I married
her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
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Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    :lol:

    Speaking from experience, it sometimes happens that you get a girl with big ones, but then the rest of her body catches up.
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  • Got a hard hard headGot a hard hard head Posts: 638
    More than a handful is a waste. :lol:
    It's gonna be a glorious day...
  • Green CircleGreen Circle Posts: 5,192
    mickeyrat wrote:
    When I was 16, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big
    tits.

    When I was 18 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion,
    so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college
    I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an
    emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
    suicide.

    So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
    When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring.
    She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything.
    Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some
    excitement.

    When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
    She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She
    did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy.
    She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I
    decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

    When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted
    firmly on the ground, so I married
    her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

    I am older and wiser now and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
    *

    SO my dad was right?
    Every girl/woman is some other guys pain in the ass?
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
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