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This would Eddie Vedder look like if had played soccer

ViggoViggo Posts: 274
edited September 2008 in The Porch
He is 37 years of age and is making a comeback in soccer:

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/54/545/545210/mygg_torerikschroder_1220027119.jpg
http://www.brageforlag.no/Mygg10.jpg

This has to be him!: http://fotball.adressa.no/multimedia/archive/00051/myggen1_51278e.jpg

His name is Erik Mykland by goes by the nickname "Myggen" which means "The Mosquito" because he is so short (167cm). Considered a norwegian legend.

Note this: he barely gives interviews....
It's okay, It's okay
You don't have to run and hide away
It's okay, it's okay
I love you anyway
2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    LizzyLizzy Posts: 32
    HA! That's crazy!
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    EisiEisi Posts: 61
    Iceland will crush Norway!!! :)

    Iceland 3-1 Norway

    Eidur Gudjohnsen, Gretar Steinsson and Veigar Páll Gunnarsson for Iceland.

    Morten Gamst for Norway.

    Here's to a good game of football :)
    Gordon Brown is fuckin' clown
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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    This is not handball pal. Iceland 2-5 Norway

    Veigar Pall Gunnarsson x2 (the best player you have)
    Riise x2
    Strømstad x2
    Carew 1

    ----
    Anyway he looks really like Eddie. My god!
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    EisiEisi Posts: 61
    Haaaahahahahahah

    John Arne Riise is a sorry excuse for a footballer, he´s to slow and shoots whenever he gets a chance.

    I´m a Liverpool fan so i´ve watched him play countless times and the only good thing he ever did was the goal against UTD some years back.

    The bad things are however quite a few, like the own goal against Chel$ki in the CL.

    Anyway, i just hope it´ll be a good game.

    And i doubt very much that Veigar Pall will score two goals as he has never played a good game for Iceland, to lazy and to slow.

    But he seems to be outstanding for Stabæk
    Gordon Brown is fuckin' clown
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    NoonieNoonie Posts: 93
    This is what Jesus would look like if had played soccer.
    My rhymes and records they don't get played
    Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
    And if you rap like me you don't get paid
    And if you roll like me you don't get laid.
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    Gonzo1977Gonzo1977 Posts: 1,696
    Ye Gods!!
    That fucker looks exactly like my pot dealer!! :(
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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    Haha! I second that!
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    suns rivalsuns rival Posts: 15,926
    Viggo wrote:

    looks like the singer of nickelback
    scratching my butt...
    kinakamot ang aking puwit...
    me rascando pompis...
    krap mijn reet...
    boku no ketsuoana o kizu...
    bahrosh teezy...
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    bernmodibernmodi Posts: 631
    Eddie's eyes look much nicer.
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    itsevobabyitsevobaby Posts: 1,809
    Gonzo1977 wrote:
    Ye Gods!!
    That fucker looks exactly like my pot dealer!! :(
    ed's your pot dealer?
    Look Alive,
    See These Bones
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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    Pot dealer? He just got caught in a big investigation in Norway for cocain use. But it was 2 years ago so it should be nothing, but it is on the frontpage on all the big newspapers in Norway. He has only given one interview.

    http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/54/545/545521/mykTES_1220343741.jpg

    Man, he is similar!
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    muppetmuppet Posts: 980
    *football
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    yielderyielder Posts: 160
    the one and only that comes near to ed is russel crowe...
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    Niko80Niko80 Posts: 1,563
    hahaha.

    Myggen er Eddie Vedder ja. Den har jeg ikke sett før!

    They are equally short in height as well!
    I will swallow poison
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    Niko80Niko80 Posts: 1,563
    Eisi wrote:
    Haaaahahahahahah

    John Arne Riise is a sorry excuse for a footballer, he´s to slow and shoots whenever he gets a chance.

    I´m a Liverpool fan so i´ve watched him play countless times and the only good thing he ever did was the goal against UTD some years back.

    The bad things are however quite a few, like the own goal against Chel$ki in the CL.

    Anyway, i just hope it´ll be a good game.

    And i doubt very much that Veigar Pall will score two goals as he has never played a good game for Iceland, to lazy and to slow.

    But he seems to be outstanding for Stabæk

    He is really good in Stabæk and one of the reasons the team is leading the league. I also agree that Riise is pathetic. That guy has done/said sooo many idiotic things outside the soccer field that he would easily win the 'who is the sadest and dumbest soccer star in the world' competition, if there ever was one.

    Its all very good reading though:)
    I will swallow poison
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    silver39silver39 Columbus, Ohio Posts: 1,346
    Viggo wrote:
    He is 37 years of age and is making a comeback in soccer:

    http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel/5/54/545/545210/mygg_torerikschroder_1220027119.jpg
    http://www.brageforlag.no/Mygg10.jpg

    This has to be him!: http://fotball.adressa.no/multimedia/archive/00051/myggen1_51278e.jpg

    His name is Erik Mykland by goes by the nickname "Myggen" which means "The Mosquito" because he is so short (167cm). Considered a norwegian legend.

    Note this: he barely gives interviews....


    Kinda looks like Jesus, haha! I guess Ed is GOD!!!!
    "I'll ride the wave,Where it takes me, I'll hold the pain, Release me"
    "I'm not about to give thanks or appologize"
    "Caught a bolt of lighting, cursed the day he let it go"
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    not even close.....
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    AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    i dont think it really looks like him too much... maybe resembles him a tiny bit

    i think (looking @ 2nd picture) that he looks like a combination of jesus & a male version of blake lively (ha!who comes up with this??)
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    samjam wrote:
    i dont think it really looks like him too much... maybe resembles him a tiny bit

    i think (looking @ 2nd picture) that he looks like a combination of jesus & a male version of blake lively (ha!who comes up with this??)

    This was my take, but I've never seen a guy with such a bad case of NHO. I'm not complaining, just observing. I'm not sure I've ever seen Eddie with this problem. I wonder what makes the difference. Maybe this dude ices up for the camera. Hmmm....
    And if there's something you'd like to do. Oh, just let me continue to blame you.

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    ViggoViggo Posts: 274
    Niko80 wrote:
    hahaha.

    Myggen er Eddie Vedder ja. Den har jeg ikke sett før!

    They are equally short in height as well!

    I made this thread BEFORE the cocaine thing.. haha!:p
    It's okay, It's okay
    You don't have to run and hide away
    It's okay, it's okay
    I love you anyway
    2007: Pearl Jam concert in Düsseldorf (21. June)
    2007: Chris Cornell concert in Kristiansand (2. July)
    2007: The Who concert in Kristiansand (4. July)
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    LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,073
    Noonie wrote:
    This is what Jesus would look like if had played soccer.
    Yep!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
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    :eek:
    wah
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    Oz JammerOz Jammer Posts: 9,858
    silver39 wrote:
    Kinda looks like Jesus, haha!

    That's what I thought :)
    He looks like the 'picture' on the "Shroud of Turin"

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SudarioFace.jpg
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    jonbond1779jonbond1779 London, UK Posts: 1,558
    Funny

    I always thought that Jeff looks alot like the Footballer Freddie Ljungberg (Formally of Arsenal and West Ham)!
    "Bring it back, to the clean form. To the pure form"

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    dunkman wrote:
    so basically any man with long brown hair and a beard looks like him? ;):D

    sure!

    Ed?

    Ed?

    Ed?

    Ed?

    Ed?


    :D:D:D
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    dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    sure!

    Ed?


    someone should nail that guys face closed to stop him eating.

    you should have put a disclaimer on that... yuk!

    :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
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    dunkman wrote:
    someone should nail that guys face closed to stop him eating.

    you should have put a disclaimer on that... yuk!

    :)

    you like that one huh? :D:D
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    IamMineIamMine Posts: 2,743

    That was fucking hilarious, Crazy Breed! :D

    I'm gonna throw my poor sweet hubby in only cuz some people who are not in touch with PJ often say he looks like EV - but he looks nothing like EV, though!

    He gets pissed off or rolls his eyes when people say that. I personally don't think he looks anything like EV because I know him too well and don't see anything.

    I however was being cruel to one lady at a PJ show in Toledo - I think in 2004 - when a lady was staring at Bobby and I teased her that EV was his brother. She gasped and almost dropped her beer cups which she was also holding for her brother who was in the bathroom. Bobby was oh so embarrassed and pissed at me!

    I apologized to both of them and said I was just teasing! She accepted my apology but asked again if it was really true?! She was gonna run to get her brother out of the bathroom to get his signature. lol. Ouch, bad me!

    Additionally, it's his birthday today... *snickers* He's 41 today!

    Here's him in 2005 with our youngest daughter, Livia, who was 3 at the time.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/merich/bobby.gif

    And this was taken at his work's xmas party - I think also in 2005:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/merich/Picture036.jpg


    Here is him a couple of weeks ago at a friend's party where he was asked to bring his guitar and sing. Of course, he sang some PJ tunes. ;)

    He's not photographic and it's very difficult to take pictures of him (he'd run or hide) but a friend managed to take a few pictures when he was playing.

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/merich/bobby8-17-2008.jpg

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/merich/bobby8-17-2008-atrobsparty.jpg

    Yup, bastard grew his hair that fast!!! My hair is that long, too... so it's funny to get people's reaction when they realize who's holding hands when we turn around to face them. ;)

    Thanks for the laughs today and for letting me throwing in my poor birthday husband in today! *snickers*
    JA: Why do I get the Ticketmaster question?
    EV: It's your band.
    ~Q Magazine


    "Kisses for the glow...kisses for the lease." - BDRII
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