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I had a teacher in high school who always said...."Ok, class, clear your deskes for your testes"
Three of my good friends were expelled that day....
OMFG.
Thing is that she actually said it the way it reads...time and time again. Of course, this is also the woman who A) Said Christopher Columbus came to America on the first steam ship Said beer -- the final product -- flows down the Rocky Mountains and directly into the Coors factory and it is immediately put into bottles there, and 3) Said she wrestled and whipped a damn bear.
I wish I was joking
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
I had a teacher in high school who always said...."Ok, class, clear your deskes for your testes"
Three of my good friends were expelled that day....
OMFG.
Thing is that she actually said it the way it reads...time and time again. Of course, this is also the woman who A) Said Christopher Columbus came to America on the first steam ship Said beer -- the final product -- flows down the Rocky Mountains and directly into the Coors factory and it is immediately put into bottles there, and 3) Said she wrestled and whipped a damn bear.
I wish I was joking
Thing is that she actually said it the way it reads...time and time again. Of course, this is also the woman who A) Said Christopher Columbus came to America on the first steam ship Said beer -- the final product -- flows down the Rocky Mountains and directly into the Coors factory and it is immediately put into bottles there, and 3) Said she wrestled and whipped a damn bear.
I wish I was joking
:wtf:
Was she joking?
I never could figure out if she truly that ignorant or if she took some kind of pleasure from misinforming her students and tell tall tales to see how many of them would repeat what she said as fact. She never said anything in a joking manner, so NO she was not joking..perhaps just crazy as hell though
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Thing is that she actually said it the way it reads...time and time again. Of course, this is also the woman who A) Said Christopher Columbus came to America on the first steam ship Said beer -- the final product -- flows down the Rocky Mountains and directly into the Coors factory and it is immediately put into bottles there, and 3) Said she wrestled and whipped a damn bear.
I wish I was joking
:wtf:
Was she joking?
I never could figure out if she truly that ignorant or if she took some kind of pleasure from misinforming her students and tell tall tales to see how many of them would repeat what she said as fact. She never said anything in a joking manner, so NO she was not joking..perhaps just crazy as hell though
I never could figure out if she truly that ignorant or if she took some kind of pleasure from misinforming her students and tell tall tales to see how many of them would repeat what she said as fact. She never said anything in a joking manner, so NO she was not joking..perhaps just crazy as hell though
I never could figure out if she truly that ignorant or if she took some kind of pleasure from misinforming her students and tell tall tales to see how many of them would repeat what she said as fact. She never said anything in a joking manner, so NO she was not joking..perhaps just crazy as hell though
No, that's not her and she was not hot at all! She was/is a huge -- like 6'4" and heavy -- black lady! Oh she kept us entertained though. We would watch films lots of times and without fail she would go to sleep sitting on her stool.
She would say some of the stoopidest thing and me and buddy sat next to each other....when she said something we would turn and look at the other and bust out laughing...put our heads down and laugh to our guts ached.
Once, she caught my buddy laughing and asked what was so funny. He said..nothing. She stared at him. He laughed again. You mean to tell me you just sitting there laughing for no reason. Yes maam. Well, I don't know, but where I come from people who sit around laughing for no reason are insane. And she lit into him.
As I laughed harder...she said and there's your buddy over there laughing and I've learned not to ask him a question cuz all he ever says is WHAT?
Good times.
She's actually a good woman...full of shit...but good. I still see her on a regular basis actually. She's retired now so that's probably a good thing
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
I had a teacher in high school who always said...."Ok, class, clear your deskes for your testes"
Three of my good friends were expelled that day....
OMFG.
Thing is that she actually said it the way it reads...time and time again. Of course, this is also the woman who A) Said Christopher Columbus came to America on the first steam ship Said beer -- the final product -- flows down the Rocky Mountains and directly into the Coors factory and it is immediately put into bottles there, and 3) Said she wrestled and whipped a damn bear.
I wish I was joking
Was she related to my neighbor? He gave me a brief USA history lesson once, and told me Columbus landed at Plymouth Rock in 1776.
And he was dead serious.
And I listen for the voice inside my head... nothing. I'll do this one myself.
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your balls are showing
Three of my good friends were expelled that day....
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
OMFG.
I wish I was joking
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
:wtf:
Was she joking?
No kidding, everyone knows Columbus came over on a junk. Am I right, Norm? (I know how much Norm loves posting pictures of his own junk)
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Is this where all the dicks hang out?
Well, I can only speak for myself, but... yes.
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They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Cool. Can I bum a smoke?
Columbus came on his junk? Someone should get him a tissue
That's my kinda teacher...keep the kids guessing
Was she at least hot?
Never mind...Google found her.
She would say some of the stoopidest thing and me and buddy sat next to each other....when she said something we would turn and look at the other and bust out laughing...put our heads down and laugh to our guts ached.
Once, she caught my buddy laughing and asked what was so funny. He said..nothing. She stared at him. He laughed again. You mean to tell me you just sitting there laughing for no reason. Yes maam. Well, I don't know, but where I come from people who sit around laughing for no reason are insane. And she lit into him.
As I laughed harder...she said and there's your buddy over there laughing and I've learned not to ask him a question cuz all he ever says is WHAT?
Good times.
She's actually a good woman...full of shit...but good. I still see her on a regular basis actually. She's retired now so that's probably a good thing
They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
Was she related to my neighbor? He gave me a brief USA history lesson once, and told me Columbus landed at Plymouth Rock in 1776.
And he was dead serious.