Jokes--One-Liners

DangDang
DangDang Posts: 1,551
edited April 2010 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
What do you call a Spanish girl with no legs?


Consuelo.
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Where do one legged waitresses work?







    Ihop
  • JOEJOEJOE
    JOEJOEJOE Posts: 10,840
    I said blow the shofar, not the chaffeur!
  • StoneVedder_10
    StoneVedder_10 Posts: 146
    what has 9 arms and rocks? Def Leppard
    Everything has chains, absolutely nothing's changed...
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    Where do one legged waitresses work?


    Ihop

    Good one!

    What do you call an Asian woman with no legs?





    Dragon Lips.
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Don't want to beat the Asian thing to death. But what do you call an Asian woman with one arm and one leg.


    Irene
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    I used to joke around and on my way the toilet I would say "time to put the kids in the pool"..
    so one day me and my son (7-8 yrs old at the time) were at Target shopping when all the sudden he sez
    loudly "DAD SOME OF MY FRIENDS WANT TO GO SWIMMING" and starts running the stiff leg walk toward the
    restrooms,I was laughing so hard while following him toward the restroom I forgot my cart in the isle.

    Godfather.
  • DangDang
    DangDang Posts: 1,551
    Despite hardly ever needing glasses, 75% of Asians have cataracts!

    The rest have rincolns and chevrorays.

    (not to death...but to a fine pulp)
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    "I wish I had a back-bone like a dog.....so could turn around and lick my ass to get the bad taste of this meal out of my mouth"
    (warning; do not use this one liner at the in-laws dinner table)

    Godfather.

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