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CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
edited May 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
IHOP's slogan is "Come Hungry, Leave Happy".

I always thought that the Bunny Ranch's (a brothel) slogan should be "Come Horny, Leave Happy".
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    once in awhile

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    "Love, love lost long ago."

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    all i want is sharks with freakin laser beams attached to their heads
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  • jmurrayjmurray Stratham, NH Posts: 3,538
    I took the road less traveled and where did it get me. In the middle of nowhere and I think I hear Banjo music.
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    why do they have brail at driveups at banks?

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    jmurray wrote:
    I took the road less traveled and where did it get me. In the middle of nowhere and I think I hear Banjo music.
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    There's a sign on my way to work that says "Glass Blowing Showroom", I've always thought it would be a funny prank to cover up the "g" and "l" in glass.
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    saw a sign the other day that read: "Epilepsy services in the rear"
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    My neighbour changed our address from 4546 to 4645 on the front of our house (3 weeks ago). He just told us last night because he felt bad just in case we needed to call 911 for something. I wonder how long it would of taken us to notice. Pretty funny prank!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Jukee wrote:
    My neighbour changed our address from 4546 to 4645 on the front of our house (3 weeks ago). He just told us last night because he felt bad just in case we needed to call 911 for something. I wonder how long it would of taken us to notice. Pretty funny prank!

    :lol:
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  • DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    why can't I go into Friendy's and order the "Happy Ending" without blowing snot bubbles out my nose?
  • Steve DunneSteve Dunne Posts: 4,965
    last week i ended up with about 25 bagels that were left over from a breakfast meeting thing. anyway, i was going away, couldn't freeze them (no room) and it was late at night. so what to do with them other than throw them away???

    put them in one of my neighbor's mailboxes. :lol:
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    last week i ended up with about 25 bagels that were left over from a breakfast meeting thing. anyway, i was going away, couldn't freeze them (no room) and it was late at night. so what to do with them other than throw them away???

    put them in one of my neighbor's mailboxes. :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol:

    Once after a rave I was working (or some late-night dance thingy) there were a bunch of 1 foot tall inflatable dolls left around. Like 30 of them. What to do... So I left them all standing up together staring at the porch door of a girl I knew, for her to be freaked out the next morning.
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
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  • JukeeJukee Posts: 4,500
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    last week i ended up with about 25 bagels that were left over from a breakfast meeting thing. anyway, i was going away, couldn't freeze them (no room) and it was late at night. so what to do with them other than throw them away???

    put them in one of my neighbor's mailboxes. :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol:

    Once after a rave I was working (or some late-night dance thingy) there were a bunch of 1 foot tall inflatable dolls left around. Like 30 of them. What to do... So I left them all standing up together staring at the porch door of a girl I knew, for her to be freaked out the next morning.

    Wow that's hilarious! What was her reaction?? I know I would have been scared shitless!
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Jukee wrote:
    CJMST3K wrote:
    Steve Dunne wrote:
    last week i ended up with about 25 bagels that were left over from a breakfast meeting thing. anyway, i was going away, couldn't freeze them (no room) and it was late at night. so what to do with them other than throw them away???

    put them in one of my neighbor's mailboxes. :lol:


    :lol::lol::lol:

    Once after a rave I was working (or some late-night dance thingy) there were a bunch of 1 foot tall inflatable dolls left around. Like 30 of them. What to do... So I left them all standing up together staring at the porch door of a girl I knew, for her to be freaked out the next morning.

    Wow that's hilarious! What was her reaction?? I know I would have been scared shitless!


    She laughed when I called, saying "I thought it was you". Not quite the "OMG, i thought I had a stalker" quote I was hoping for, but none the less funny.
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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  • canoegirlcanoegirl Posts: 295
    a $16.99 bottle of a wonderful riesling, local of course, with a $0.96 cent can of sardines, live life to the fullest :lol:
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    If I wanted to mail a letter, but had no money for postage, I think I would just write the "to" address in the "from" address spot. :D
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
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  • TravisTheSkyTravisTheSky Posts: 615
    CJMST3K wrote:
    If I wanted to mail a letter, but had no money for postage, I think I would just write the "to" address in the "from" address spot. :D


    Oh, nice one!

    I do love those free boxes that the PO gives out. They come in handy for all sorts of uses.
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  • Nothingman54Nothingman54 Posts: 2,251
    Who would win in a fight Ben or Jerry?
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  • JDBJDB Posts: 277
    CJMST3K wrote:
    IHOP's slogan is "Come Hungry, Leave Happy".

    I always thought that the Bunny Ranch's (a brothel) slogan should be "Come Horny, Leave Happy".


    Or just. Come, Come, Leave.
  • SomethingCreativeSomethingCreative Kazoo, MI Posts: 3,395
    FOR-EV -ER
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    During a huge week of sleep deprivation at work we were all chatting about excuses we had used not to come to work. I misheard what one guy said and instead of the word diarrhoea, I thought he said he had called in sick with gonnorhea! :oops: :lol: Delirium does funny things to ya!
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    I met a guy (a supplier) at work and thought that it was weird that his name was "Spock." Like the guy in Star Trek. Turns out his name was "Stock."

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    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    saw a sign the other day that read: "Epilepsy services in the rear"

    LOL!!! Awesome!!!
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    I watched Donnie Darko last night for the first time in probably 5 years.

    I totally forgot that Seth Rogan is in that movie...
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  • JaneNYJaneNY Posts: 4,438
    Saw this on twitter:

    Q: Why did Bono fall off the stage?
    A: Because he got too close to The Edge.
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  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    JaneNY wrote:
    Saw this on twitter:

    Q: Why did Bono fall off the stage?
    A: Because he got too close to The Edge.

    Nice! I'm surprised it's taken almost 30 years for that joke to be created! :lol:
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    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    JaneNY wrote:
    Saw this on twitter:

    Q: Why did Bono fall off the stage?
    A: Because he got too close to The Edge.
    Wow!! that is pretty good and horrible all at the same time!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
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