City Of Angels

bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
edited April 2010 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
I hate L.A. because of bitches
Who only like men for their riches
I hate the gold diggers in Beverly Hills
The stupid West Side, just like landfills
I hate LA because of all the hype
It’s so cool on Sunset nights
I hate LA because of Clippers
Who’ll never be loved like the Lakers
I hate LA because of crime
And all the convicts doing time
I hate LA because of shows
Like E Entertainment, so everyone knows
About the stars and what they do
From Paris Hilton to Scooby Doo
Those stupid sunglasses these stupid whores wear
I’d much rather see their pretty underwear
Or their thong bikinis going right up their crack
Except when these lousy women are fat
I hate Lindsay Lohan because she’s always drunk
Getting a DUI, with cocaine in her trunk
I hate Paris Hilton because she’s fucking lame
Since her daddy’s so rich, little darling gets the fame
I hate all the stars, except for Bam and Johnny
I hate all Republicans, except for maybe Ronny
I hate corporate women who work in tall buildings
Screaming sexual harassment to men who aren’t good looking
I hate all divorces because of alimony
Leaving poor ex-husbands with just Kraft Macaroni
I hate all the hippies who try to live so free
I hate all the thugs driving stupid SUV’s
I hate the fact that gas is high
It’s so expensive, but I know why
Like I said a few seconds ago, I fact that I’ll repeat
All these stupid people driving stupid SUV’s
I hate all the stupid freeways every time I drive
Westbound on the 10 straight to the 405
If I could I would leave this place, go down to Mexico
Or diet on potatoes in the state of Idaho
Anywhere is better, that’s all I have to say
In case you didn’t know, I fucking hate L.A.
11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
Post edited by Unknown User on

Comments

  • fuckin masterpiece man! I've been to LA only once when I was 10 and if I ever go again this shit ll be resounding in my head: )
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    i suggest you may look into moving.
    in my opinion someone will never be truly happy if they hate where they live.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."

    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • but it's not always about escaping from what you find disagreeable or from what finds you disagreeable... often it's about diggin deeper and finding what you find, whether happiness, sorrow, hate or love or whatever and maybe gettin to know yourself better and better as you go along
  • bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    I live in Los Angeles county (Altadena, near Pasadena). The city of L.A. (downtown) is about 12 miles south of me. I don't have a problem with living in Dena, but it's that "L.A." attitude I despise so much.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    Sounds like you need a break. You should go to the McCready Fundraiser on Sat!!!! http://community.pearljam.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=126382
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • tchaliztchaliz Posts: 37
    can't believe there is only one LA, in big towns you can go arouns 80 worlds in one day, that is , if you do know the town; and if I'm wrong...you can allways siing the blues,
    T
Sign In or Register to comment.