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eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
edited April 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Ok, so I sent out an invite to family and friends for a writing awards ceremony this weekend and this is what I just received from one Aunt. This is also for those who may think Napoleon Dynamite is pure fiction... You ready?

"I would come there but the Llamas get their haircuts, nails and shots that day. Enjoy your day." Aunt Carla

:lol:
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    :lol:

    see, you just can't make that shit up!
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    dunkman wrote:
    :lol:

    see, you just can't make that shit up!

    She should just bring the llamas. I mean they will have just got back from the salon. They will probably want to step out on the town for a bit.
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    i know... sounds like they are already partying what with them having shots and all... them LLamas and their tequila... tut tut.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • polaris_xpolaris_x Posts: 13,559
    she figured you would have caught on to "i have to wash my hair that day" ... :D
  • LizardLizard Posts: 12,091
    I love that!!! :lol:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Poor Mad SailorPoor Mad Sailor Posts: 169
    With such creativity, it sounds as though your Aunt could be in the running to collect a writing award :P
    Stand for something or you'll fall for anything (Skindred-Stand For Something)
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    polaris_x wrote:
    she figured you would have caught on to "i have to wash my hair that day" ... :D


    Yeah, washing a llamas hair is much more acceptable.
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  • Given to...Given to... Posts: 4,989
    Close to Sandpoint is she?
    "...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-06
  • decides2dreamdecides2dream Posts: 14,977
    this is what happens when you live in....iowa.
    we don't get those kind of excuses in NY metro area. :mrgreen:

    except for the person receiving said award, and maybe their mom and/or spouse....they are dullsville to attend. same for graduation ceremonies. i'd be getting my llamas haircuts that day too.
    :lol:


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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Given to... wrote:
    Close to Sandpoint is she?


    Na, has Sandpoint had a recent influx of llamas or something? Immigration laws just aren't working!
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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    call your boss some morning
    cant come in today.
    i was on my way to work this morning when i shit my pants, so i turned around and drove home.
    i'd been feeling ill for a few day now but i was toughing it out.
    seems i should have stayed home.

    then when excused from work you take off for 3 pearl jam shows in Nepal.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

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    I am tired; my heart is
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    no more forever."
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  • Who PrincessWho Princess Posts: 7,305
    eyedclaar wrote:
    "I would come there but the Llamas get their haircuts, nails and shots that day. Enjoy your day."
    I gotta remember this the next time I'm trying to get out of something. :idea: :thumbup:
    All of my excuses sound so lame next to this. :think: :eh:
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Ok, so I sent out an invite to family and friends for a writing awards ceremony this weekend and this is what I just received from one Aunt. This is also for those who may think Napoleon Dynamite is pure fiction... You ready?

    "I would come there but the Llamas get their haircuts, nails and shots that day. Enjoy your day." Aunt Carla

    :lol:

    man, i'm trying to come up with a smart ass remark to that but that is so golden on it's face nothing i could say would top it

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    oh wow..that is a good one. :lol:
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
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