And now for a little levity.....
gimmesometruth27
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Ted Nugent Announces White House Bid......lol.....have not laughed this hard in a week lol.....
http://blog.rhapsody.com/2010/03/nugent.html
Angry times call for angry measures, so rock 'n' roll's Angriest Old White Man of all — Ted Nugent — is the first candidate to officially declare presidential ambitions for 2012. "The Nuge," as his bow-hunting buddies call him, will run on a hybrid True Republican/Tea Party/Michigan Militia ticket, he announced Thursday morning at O-Dark-Thirty while clad in full camouflage gear and straddling a great white buffalo on his homestead not far from the ATF-seized former Branch Dividian compound in Waco, Tex. Though his more apocalyptic supporters are pegging 2012 as the End Times, the Motor City Madman reassured them by quoting his own "Stranglehold": "Some people think they're gonna die someday. I got news; ya never gotta go."
With the Atrocious Theodocious at the helm, the G.O.P. arsenal can now train its full stormtroopin' firepower on Obamacare Maoists, animal-rights numbnuts, states' rights deniers, illegal invaders, global-warming charlatans, paycheck-blowtorching Fedzillas, bailout-happy congressional cockroaches overloading America's credit cards like drunken sailors in a Planet of the Apes whorehouse, sperm-whale-shaped children fed on junk food, smokers who expect the healthy to fix their self-poisoned lungs, human leeches claiming poverty who spend government handouts on rottweilers instead of alarm clocks to get their blubbery butts out of bed, and — above all — gun-control advocates spinelessly stomping on the Second Amendment. In fact, under the Nugent World Order, open carry of handguns and/or crossbows, especially at elementary schools, Obama rallies, Starbucks and baby harp seal exhibitions at your local zoological garden would be required for all good guys, just to counter weapons the bad guys already have.
While speculation abounds as to who might be Nugent's running mate, names recurring in discussions with those in the party's inner circle include Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, David Duke, Toby Keith and sundry former members of the Damn Yankees. An announcement is expected by Tax Day — April 15 — as Tea Partiers converge on the nation's capitol for the so-called Conservative Altamont. But regardless of who he selects, Nugent says the campaign is in lock-and-load mode. "If a House gets in my way, baby," he told reporters, seemingly alluding to Nancy Pelosi, "you know I'm burning it down."
http://blog.rhapsody.com/2010/03/nugent.html
Angry times call for angry measures, so rock 'n' roll's Angriest Old White Man of all — Ted Nugent — is the first candidate to officially declare presidential ambitions for 2012. "The Nuge," as his bow-hunting buddies call him, will run on a hybrid True Republican/Tea Party/Michigan Militia ticket, he announced Thursday morning at O-Dark-Thirty while clad in full camouflage gear and straddling a great white buffalo on his homestead not far from the ATF-seized former Branch Dividian compound in Waco, Tex. Though his more apocalyptic supporters are pegging 2012 as the End Times, the Motor City Madman reassured them by quoting his own "Stranglehold": "Some people think they're gonna die someday. I got news; ya never gotta go."
With the Atrocious Theodocious at the helm, the G.O.P. arsenal can now train its full stormtroopin' firepower on Obamacare Maoists, animal-rights numbnuts, states' rights deniers, illegal invaders, global-warming charlatans, paycheck-blowtorching Fedzillas, bailout-happy congressional cockroaches overloading America's credit cards like drunken sailors in a Planet of the Apes whorehouse, sperm-whale-shaped children fed on junk food, smokers who expect the healthy to fix their self-poisoned lungs, human leeches claiming poverty who spend government handouts on rottweilers instead of alarm clocks to get their blubbery butts out of bed, and — above all — gun-control advocates spinelessly stomping on the Second Amendment. In fact, under the Nugent World Order, open carry of handguns and/or crossbows, especially at elementary schools, Obama rallies, Starbucks and baby harp seal exhibitions at your local zoological garden would be required for all good guys, just to counter weapons the bad guys already have.
While speculation abounds as to who might be Nugent's running mate, names recurring in discussions with those in the party's inner circle include Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, David Duke, Toby Keith and sundry former members of the Damn Yankees. An announcement is expected by Tax Day — April 15 — as Tea Partiers converge on the nation's capitol for the so-called Conservative Altamont. But regardless of who he selects, Nugent says the campaign is in lock-and-load mode. "If a House gets in my way, baby," he told reporters, seemingly alluding to Nancy Pelosi, "you know I'm burning it down."
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry." - Lincoln
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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Besides... the 30 year old loin-clothed Rock Star's marriage... er... ah... 'adoption as her legal guardian' a 17 year old Hawaiian girl probably won't sit too well with the Tea Party's Jesus n' Guns crowd.
Hail, Hail!!!
definition of hypocrite - ted nugent
he talks about war being the answer. he says ''whenever i hear anyone blurt out the obscenity that war is not the answer, you're looking at a retarded individual"
gotta love that comment from the same individual that dodged the draft by pissing and shitting in his pants for at least ten days before his draft board physical, and not washing at all so he could get a deferment.
biggest. hypocrite. ever.
what a disgusting man.
You have got to be kidding me, this guy is as fake and as big a hypocrite as you can get and if you would feel comfortable with this guy in office well it says quite a bit about you. Even though he maybe a good shot he's a wimp who hides behind his guns and arrows. I doubt if he'll continue through with this campaign, the thought of him makes me want to through up. :evil:
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