And now for a little levity.....

gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
edited April 2010 in A Moving Train
Ted Nugent Announces White House Bid......lol.....have not laughed this hard in a week lol.....

http://blog.rhapsody.com/2010/03/nugent.html

Angry times call for angry measures, so rock 'n' roll's Angriest Old White Man of all — Ted Nugent — is the first candidate to officially declare presidential ambitions for 2012. "The Nuge," as his bow-hunting buddies call him, will run on a hybrid True Republican/Tea Party/Michigan Militia ticket, he announced Thursday morning at O-Dark-Thirty while clad in full camouflage gear and straddling a great white buffalo on his homestead not far from the ATF-seized former Branch Dividian compound in Waco, Tex. Though his more apocalyptic supporters are pegging 2012 as the End Times, the Motor City Madman reassured them by quoting his own "Stranglehold": "Some people think they're gonna die someday. I got news; ya never gotta go."
With the Atrocious Theodocious at the helm, the G.O.P. arsenal can now train its full stormtroopin' firepower on Obamacare Maoists, animal-rights numbnuts, states' rights deniers, illegal invaders, global-warming charlatans, paycheck-blowtorching Fedzillas, bailout-happy congressional cockroaches overloading America's credit cards like drunken sailors in a Planet of the Apes whorehouse, sperm-whale-shaped children fed on junk food, smokers who expect the healthy to fix their self-poisoned lungs, human leeches claiming poverty who spend government handouts on rottweilers instead of alarm clocks to get their blubbery butts out of bed, and — above all — gun-control advocates spinelessly stomping on the Second Amendment. In fact, under the Nugent World Order, open carry of handguns and/or crossbows, especially at elementary schools, Obama rallies, Starbucks and baby harp seal exhibitions at your local zoological garden would be required for all good guys, just to counter weapons the bad guys already have.



While speculation abounds as to who might be Nugent's running mate, names recurring in discussions with those in the party's inner circle include Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin, David Duke, Toby Keith and sundry former members of the Damn Yankees. An announcement is expected by Tax Day — April 15 — as Tea Partiers converge on the nation's capitol for the so-called Conservative Altamont. But regardless of who he selects, Nugent says the campaign is in lock-and-load mode. "If a House gets in my way, baby," he told reporters, seemingly alluding to Nancy Pelosi, "you know I'm burning it down."


:lol::lol::lol:
"You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
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Comments

  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    He will drop out as soon as he discovers that in order to run, you MUST disclose all of your annual earnings. What true blue anti-Government Militia Man would EVER do that???
    ...
    Besides... the 30 year old loin-clothed Rock Star's marriage... er... ah... 'adoption as her legal guardian' a 17 year old Hawaiian girl probably won't sit too well with the Tea Party's Jesus n' Guns crowd.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • Fuck it... He can't be any worse than what we have in office now.
  • ted nugent? oh please. I know he thinks that everyone is just dying to be like him, but that's not the case.

    definition of hypocrite - ted nugent

    he talks about war being the answer. he says ''whenever i hear anyone blurt out the obscenity that war is not the answer, you're looking at a retarded individual"

    gotta love that comment from the same individual that dodged the draft by pissing and shitting in his pants for at least ten days before his draft board physical, and not washing at all so he could get a deferment.

    biggest. hypocrite. ever.
  • i hope g under p sees this thread. i remember a story he told us about his experience with him. actually, i searched for it. i'm sure he won't mind me re posting it.

    what a disgusting man.
    g under p wrote:

    Ted "Scumbag of the Earth" Nugent is a piece of shit. Quick story on that piece of trash. Some friends of mine dragged me to one of his concerts. I told them I would rather skin a wild boar before listening to his garbage music but they did a good job of convincining me and I went reluctantly.

    About three quarters of the way through that madness of that show he hangs out on some wire yelling down to the crowd. At the time I got separated from my friends who were all female. He yells down to the crowd to rape her, rape her, at first I didn't catch what he was saying. However, the crowd started going beserk and started to rip off the women's tops and this fool was encouraging them. Then one of them was my friend, I went balistic and fought my way over to her beating back these idiots grabbed her, covered her and my other friends not before we left I looked up and gave TN a double finger to that piece of shit. :evil:

    If I ran into him at anytime I would've killed that guy cause back then in my youth I didn't think twice when you attack my friends like that. Even before this incident I never had much respect for this scum but it went to another level after what he did at this show.

    I wonder if these Tea Party people really know what this guy is really like or are they on the same level with this piece of scum, he's one evil dude. :evil:

    Peace
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    prfctlefts wrote:
    Fuck it... He can't be any worse than what we have in office now.

    You have got to be kidding me, this guy is as fake and as big a hypocrite as you can get and if you would feel comfortable with this guy in office well it says quite a bit about you. Even though he maybe a good shot he's a wimp who hides behind his guns and arrows. I doubt if he'll continue through with this campaign, the thought of him makes me want to through up. :evil:

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • NCBRINCBRI Posts: 1,902
    Tis a story meant for the first of the month. ;)
    Brian
  • .
    APRIL FOOL!!!! Hee Hee, TN is a Scientologist.

    i hope g under p sees this thread. i remember a story he told us
    "G Under P" is a woman, she just never uses gender when talking about herself. I imagine the username stands for "Grace Under Pressure."
    "May you live in interesting times."
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