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The Average Guy

bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
edited April 2010 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
"the average guy"


Women don’t want to fuck me
because I suck "dick" at being cool
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I’m too nice of a guy
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t have a six pack, only a full keg
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I’m a tad bit overweight
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I live at home, yet don't own a home
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I have a very low credit score
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I like cats
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t listen to mainstream, popular music
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I sometimes cry
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I’m not “L.A.” enough for them
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I really can’t afford them
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I listen to Pearl Jam
Women don’t want to fuck me
because once again, I hate pop music
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I always try too hard
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I lack certain confidence
Women don’t want to fuck me
because maybe I’m too white
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I still play PS2, not X-Box 360
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I have a round face, not a squarish face
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I have a double chin
Women don't want to fuck me
because I don’t produce movies
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t produce videos for MTV and/or VH1
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t play in a band
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I would call them the next day
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I never have the right words to say
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I try to contact them on facebook, even myspace
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t know how to lie
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I don’t have straight, pearly whites
Women don’t want to fuck me
because I’m the average kind of guy
11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
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  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    Getting 'fucked' doesn't make life better or make you a better person...
    Being true and happy is a road less traveled.
    Thanks for sharing!
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    can't we just hold each other 8-)
  • Godfather.Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    Bigbadbill, two words" living doll" right about $6 grand and looking at the advertisements very life like. :lol:

    Godfather.
  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    interesting stuff.
    what exactly is average?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • blenderman69blenderman69 Posts: 2,104
    chadwick wrote:
    interesting stuff.
    what exactly is average?
    5 to 8 inches according to the kinsey institute 8-)
  • pandorapandora Posts: 21,855
    there is an average lady waiting for you somewhere and she wants to _ _ _ _!
    I believe in soulmates
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    fucking is overrated.

    I don't want a woman who wants to fuck me, I'll be happy with one that loves me.


    the poem is interesting. good job.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    yeah and there's guys that only want a nice authentic chic in terms of fucking her...yet see her as too different from "average" to understand, appreciate or love
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • justamjustam Posts: 21,410
    Maybe it's not all those things you mention? Maybe it's the fact that women feel you want to fuck them and not love them?
    Women like to get in bed with men who love them. :geek:
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    justam wrote:
    Women like to get in bed with men who love them. :geek:

    .... Or tricked into believing that they do.
  • prismprism Posts: 2,440
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    justam wrote:
    Women like to get in bed with men who love them. :geek:

    .... Or tricked into believing that they do.


    exactly.
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
    angels share laughter
    *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
  • bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    "Fuck" was used repetitively for the effect of the poem.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • acrossssSsssshitttacrossssSsssshittt Posts: 1,014
    very Marilyn Manson like... and I dig
  • bigbadbillbigbadbill Posts: 1,758
    acrossOceans wrote:
    very Marilyn Manson like... and I dig
    Thanks. At least someone gets the poem.
    11/6/95, 11/18/97, 7/13/98, 7/14/98, 10/24/00, 10/25/00, 10/28/00, 6/2/03, 6/3/03, 6/5/03, 7/6/06, 7/7/06, 7/9/06, 7/10/06, 7/13/06, 7/15/06, 7/16/06, 7/18/06, 10/21/06, 4/10/08, 4/13/08, 9/30/09, 10/1/09, 10/6/09, 10/7/09, 10/9/09
  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    Very cool...I really like this. It makes you think...what IS the definition of the word "normal", anyway?
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • Ms. Wes C.addleMs. Wes C.addle Posts: 2,559
    mookiemoochie16 wrote:
    Very cool...I really like this. It makes you think...what IS the definition of the word "normal", anyway?
    "Normal is just a setting on a washing machine."
    ..... so I am told. ;)
  • mookiemoochie16mookiemoochie16 Posts: 521
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    mookiemoochie16 wrote:
    Very cool...I really like this. It makes you think...what IS the definition of the word "normal", anyway?
    "Normal is just a setting on a washing machine."
    ..... so I am told. ;)

    Damn...that's deep. :D
    The oceans made me, but who came up with love?

    "You put some udder cream on that shit?" ~EV 5/17/10
  • the wolfthe wolf Posts: 7,027
    mookiemoochie16 wrote:
    ms. wes c.addle wrote:
    mookiemoochie16 wrote:
    Very cool...I really like this. It makes you think...what IS the definition of the word "normal", anyway?
    "Normal is just a setting on a washing machine."
    ..... so I am told. ;)

    Damn...that's deep. :D

    normal is something i never want to be,... ;)


    i've read this quite a few times,... I like it a lot. everytime i go through it, i pick up on something else that makes me think.

    good job.
    Peace, Love.

    "To question your government is not unpatriotic --
    to not question your government is unpatriotic."
    -- Sen. Chuck Hagel
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