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Some girl named Maria....

Yellow LedbellyYellow Ledbelly Posts: 3,749
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
....emails me everyday with very enticing offers to fulfill my wildest fantasies, but one thing bothers me about it....one day she claims to be a super hot blonde Russian, the next a fiery Latina and then maybe the next day a sweet girl-next-door type.

I would like to know what I'm getting myself into first MARIA!!!!

Isn't junk mail great?!?!
All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    It's probably a guy... :lol::lol::lol:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
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    Drowned OutDrowned Out Posts: 6,056
    This was at the end of a spam email I got titled “Top Boner Drugs” …..they’re always from .ru domains. Damn ruskies!
    I read the whole thing, fuckin bizarre! Totally disjointed, and not at all related to boners ;)





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    mistakenly assumed that the gunfire had come from Jean Bart, so the order to neutralize the battleship was given. Other prominent student activists included Charles McDew, Bernard Lafayette, Charles Jones, Lonnie King, Julian Bond, Hosea Williams, and Stokely Carmichael. Lacrosse and surfing arose from Native American and Native Hawaiian activities that predate Western contact. Origins and development of the Kuru State. A b The Contribution of Hungarians to Universal Culture (includes inventors), Embassy of the Republic of Hungary, Damascus, Syria, 2006. Though subject to British taxation, the American colonials had no representation in the Parliament of Great Britain.
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    we have a moto in Greece..says...:its always a Maria out there
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    This was at the end of a spam email I got titled “Top Boner Drugs” …..they’re always from .ru domains. Damn ruskies!
    I read the whole thing, fuckin bizarre! Totally disjointed, and not at all related to boners ;)





    In particular if every voter knows that "A or B are the two most-likely to win" and places their "approval threshold" between the two, then the Condorcet winner, if one exists and is in the set {A,B}, will always win.Are justas different from their European counterparts as the educational approaches differ.There are reasons that Iranians may have observed the beginning both autumn and spring. The gaunt honesty of those projecting concrete frames carrying boxed-out bowwindows persists. The PCT could then automate any actions that the consumer had pre-programmed the device to take. Jem Karacan, Turkish international footballer. When royal and imperial rulereestablished itself,it had to contend with power wielded independently by the Church.Near the end of the siltation, the basins ofdams fill to the top of the lowest spillway, and may cause the dam to fail during any season. Model of 20th-century literarycommunication. Cambridge alumni have won eight [citation needed] Fields Medals and one Abel Prize for mathematics, while individuals representing Cambridge have won four Fields Medals. A commemorative blue plaqueis displayedon the Sexual Health Clinic at the junction of Larcom Street and Walworth Road.They stated that they wanted to take responsibility for the safe destruction ofthe waste. Claimed in whole by the Republic of Georgia as the Provisional Administrative Entity of South Ossetia.That the last words of the British judgeLord Tenterden were "and now, gentlemen of the jury, you will consider of your verdict". It was formed as a result of the European Parliamentary Elections Act 1999, replacinga number of single-member constituencies. Balancing (or "hard balancing") in international relations. English dictionariesand compendiums differregarding usage and rendition. Contemporary Review, December 1996. Modular arithmetic is convenient for calculating the check digitusing modulus 11. This term was originally used to refer to the revolutionary army established by Lajos Kossuth and the National Defence Committee of the Revolutionary Hungarian Diet in September 1848 during the Hungarian Revolution. With the Shanghai industry firmly in Japanese control, films like the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere -promoting Eternity (1943) were produced. In 1844, the London and Croydon Railway was given parliamentary authority to test an experimental pneumatic propulsion system on the railway (referred to at the time asthe atmospheric-propulsion system). Gramophone Adventures, Portage, MI. The New York Stock Exchange, on Wall Street. Stations were permitted at Baker Street, Oxford Circus, Piccadilly Circus, Trafalgar Square, Embankment and Waterloo. The seven 750kW units at this station initially supplied power at a frequency of 38Hz, but later were increased in speed to 40Hz. The Orthodox churches of Constantinople, Alexandria, Antioch, Greece, Cyprus, Romania, and Bulgaria adopted the Revised Julian calendar, so until 2800 these New calendarists would celebrate Christmas on 25 December in the Gregorian calendar, the same day as the Western churches. The predetermined circuit helps traffic flow smoothly because all pilots know what to expect, and helps reduce the chance of a mid-air collision. Many prominent US citizens are Dutch American directly descended from the Dutch families of New Netherland. Many buildings described as "vicarage" or "rectory" that are sold by the church retain their former names, often qualified, such as "The Old Rectory", etc. In his 1965 autobiography, Bernays recalls a dinner at his home in 1933 where. In 1987,American swimmer Lynne Coxsymbolically helped ease tensions between the two countries by swimming across the border [6]and was congratulated jointly by Ronald Reagan and Mikhail Gorbachev. Manse is theusual name forthe house of a Church of Scotland minister. Livestock ignore wind turbines, [5] andcontinue to graze as they did before wind turbines were installed. Plants are distributed worldwide in varying numbers.The consequence of this complex orthographic history is that reading can be challenging. Pass - used as the opposite to the above. The Mayflower theatrein Southampton is named after the Mayflower ship. Balance beam, a piece of gymnastics apparatus. Reggaeton started as an adaptation of Jamaican reggae (and later Jamaican dancehall) to the Spanish languageand overall culture in Panama.Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Like the New Wavers, they tended to be graduates of overseas film schools and local television apprenticeships, and to be interested in going beyond the usual, commercial subject matters and styles (Teo, 1997). Politics of East Timor takes place in a framework of a parliamentary representative democratic republic, whereby the Prime Minister of East Timor is the head of government, and of a multi-party system. A b The Contribution of Hungarians to Universal Culture (includes inventors), Embassy of the Republic of Hungary, Damascus, Syria, 2006. Million addition includes a science wing, chapel, and gym. Johnson and his successor, Richard Nixon, expanded a proxy war in Southeast Asia into the unsuccessful Vietnam War. Supreme Court reinstated the death penalty after a four-year moratorium, there have been more than 1,000 executions. The UN was founded in 1945 after World War II to replace the League of Nations, to stop wars between countries, and to provide a platform for dialogue. By collecting, organizing, and disseminating small molecule information whose creation it has not funded and which duplicates CAS services, NIH has started ominously, down the path to unfettered scientific publishing... The strong sense of belonging to the country is founded on the common historical background, shared values (federalism, direct democracy, neutrality) [7] and Alpine symbolism. It was
    mistakenly assumed that the gunfire had come from Jean Bart, so the order to neutralize the battleship was given. Other prominent student activists included Charles McDew, Bernard Lafayette, Charles Jones, Lonnie King, Julian Bond, Hosea Williams, and Stokely Carmichael. Lacrosse and surfing arose from Native American and Native Hawaiian activities that predate Western contact. Origins and development of the Kuru State. A b The Contribution of Hungarians to Universal Culture (includes inventors), Embassy of the Republic of Hungary, Damascus, Syria, 2006. Though subject to British taxation, the American colonials had no representation in the Parliament of Great Britain.
    THat's a doozy for sure :D
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    Well Maria was a Russian girl when she sent an email in the wee hours of the morning, but I suppose she had a revelation at some between 3 a.m. and 8 a.m. realizing I am apparently not interested and now she wants to sell me some really nice watches at really good prices :D
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    Ms. HaikuMs. Haiku Washington DC Posts: 7,250
    its always a Maria out there
    *raises hand*

    Hmmmm, I wonder if I should ask what the saying means, eh? :lol:
    There is no such thing as leftover pizza. There is now pizza and later pizza. - anonymous
    The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math - The Mincing Mockingbird
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    JoJo Posts: 2,098
    I know a bloke who was stupid enough to fall for this TWICE!
    He is now in hiding having lost $15,000......
    We did warn him, so now thats just funny... :D
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    dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam NINUNINOPRO Posts: 139,158
    Ms. Haiku wrote:
    its always a Maria out there
    *raises hand*

    Hmmmm, I wonder if I should ask what the saying means, eh? :lol:
    your Greekglish suck.. :lol::lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
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    Jo wrote:
    I know a bloke who was stupid enough to fall for this TWICE!
    He is now in hiding having lost $15,000......
    We did warn him, so now thats just funny... :D
    Wow...seriously? What a doofus :D
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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    Heatherj43Heatherj43 Posts: 1,254
    ....emails me everyday with very enticing offers to fulfill my wildest fantasies, but one thing bothers me about it....one day she claims to be a super hot blonde Russian, the next a fiery Latina and then maybe the next day a sweet girl-next-door type.

    I would like to know what I'm getting myself into first MARIA!!!!

    Isn't junk mail great?!?!
    You're getting some BOT e-mail. Its like an escort type thing or something. No girl named Maria is interested, unless there is cash involved.
    Save room for dessert!
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    Heatherj43 wrote:
    ....emails me everyday with very enticing offers to fulfill my wildest fantasies, but one thing bothers me about it....one day she claims to be a super hot blonde Russian, the next a fiery Latina and then maybe the next day a sweet girl-next-door type.

    I would like to know what I'm getting myself into first MARIA!!!!

    Isn't junk mail great?!?!
    You're getting some BOT e-mail. Its like an escort type thing or something. No girl named Maria is interested, unless there is cash involved.
    Oh well I guess I am the biggest idiot in....WAIT...HELL I KNOW THAT ALREADY!!!
    All I have to do is revel in the everyday....then do it again tomorrow

    They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong...I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all
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