Storytime by mb262200

OnTheEdgeOnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
edited March 2010 in A Moving Train
President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!
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  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    change focus from what?? is it really that big a deal biden said 'fucking'?
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    how about when cheney told that congressman to go fuck himself?
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    change focus from what?? is it really that big a deal biden said 'fucking'?
    ...
    Oh, my virgin ears!!!
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • inmytreeinmytree Posts: 4,741
    I don't get it... :?
  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    never mind the Healthcare Bill... they should have sorted out the Humour Bill... clearly people are taking advantages of its many loopholes.
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    worst story ever... :lol:
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • inmytreeinmytree Posts: 4,741
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:
  • OnTheEdgeOnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
    inmytree wrote:
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:
    :clap:
  • keeponrockinkeeponrockin Posts: 7,446
    inmytree wrote:
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:

    Well done sir.
    Believe me, when I was growin up, I thought the worst thing you could turn out to be was normal, So I say freaks in the most complementary way. Here's a song by a fellow freak - E.V
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,200
    inmytree wrote:
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:

    Now THAT'S a story, not one we could tell to the kids but a story I can roll with. :lol:

    Peace
    *We CAN bomb the World to pieces, but we CAN'T bomb it into PEACE*...Michael Franti

    *MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • OnTheEdgeOnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
    inmytree wrote:
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:


    Obama: Well fuck it then. Where's my box I saved from college with my crack pipe in it? We're gonna smoke some rock!!
  • CosmoCosmo Posts: 12,225
    mb262200 wrote:
    inmytree wrote:
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!

    Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
    Obama: hells yeah bitches...
    Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
    Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
    Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
    Obama: :lol::lol::lol:


    Obama: Well fuck it then. Where's my box I saved from college with my crack pipe in it? We're gonna smoke some rock!!
    ...
    Keep your day job.
    Allen Fieldhouse, home of the 2008 NCAA men's Basketball Champions! Go Jayhawks!
    Hail, Hail!!!
  • MK1980MK1980 Nottingham, UK Posts: 291
    H Clinton: 'Well we told Israel and China...'
    Obama: 'We got to get tough with these countries...'
    Biden: 'Breaking news...we signed a nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia...'
    Obama, feet on the desk, Clinton and Biden facing him, standing, 'Now all we gots to do is get the heathcare bill repassed...'
    How I choose to feel is how I am...I will not lose my faith, It's an inside job today.
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    Hyde Park June 25th 2010
    Manchester June 20th & 21st 2012
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  • PearlOfAGirlPearlOfAGirl Posts: 15,993
    mb262200 wrote:
    President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
    Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
    Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
    Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
    Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!
    :thumbup: :clap::clap::clap: :wave:

    Wish you were here...

    ~RIP Dad
  • Pepe SilviaPepe Silvia Posts: 3,758
    MK1980 wrote:
    H Clinton: 'Well we told Israel and China...'
    Obama: 'We got to get tough with these countries...'
    Biden: 'Breaking news...we signed a nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia...'
    Obama, feet on the desk, Clinton and Biden facing him, standing, 'Now all we gots to do is get the heathcare bill repassed...'


    that's funny they signed a nuclear arms reduction treaty when Obama is asking for money to build more nuclear weapons.....
    don't compete; coexist

    what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?

    "I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama

    when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
    i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
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