Storytime by mb262200
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President Obama just got done signing the health care bill and retreats to the oval office with VP Biden. They crack a couple beers, tap them together gently while Obama casually kicks his feet up on the desk.
Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!
Biden: Mr. President, sorry I dropped the F-Bomb in there. I didn't realize the microphones were going to pick it up.
Obama: Don't worry about it Joe, we'll just find out what Sarah was doing at the time and change focus. (Casually takes a heavy swig, sets his beer down without a coaster and locks his hands behind his head while he kicks back)
Biden: So Mr. President, we beat the republicans, now what are we going to do?
Obama: I don't know Joe......we're f@#*ed!
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what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?
"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama
when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
Oh, my virgin ears!!!
Hail, Hail!!!
"Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
Biden: fuckin' a right, we're fucked...we just kicked the teabaggers in the bags and now we've got to move on to something else...
Obama: hells yeah bitches...
Biden: let's fuckin role one to celebrate..
Obama: I'm down like a clown charlie brown...you got any of those orange papers, you know, the ones that look like Boehner...
Biden: fuck no, were out...we already smoked his ass....
Obama:
Well done sir.
Now THAT'S a story, not one we could tell to the kids but a story I can roll with.
Peace
*MUSIC IS the expression of EMOTION.....and that POLITICS IS merely the DECOY of PERCEPTION*
.....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti
*The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)
Obama: Well fuck it then. Where's my box I saved from college with my crack pipe in it? We're gonna smoke some rock!!
Keep your day job.
Hail, Hail!!!
Obama: 'We got to get tough with these countries...'
Biden: 'Breaking news...we signed a nuclear arms reduction treaty with Russia...'
Obama, feet on the desk, Clinton and Biden facing him, standing, 'Now all we gots to do is get the heathcare bill repassed...'
Manchester Aug 17th 2009
Hyde Park June 25th 2010
Manchester June 20th & 21st 2012
Leeds July 14th 2014
Wish you were here...
♥~RIP Dad
that's funny they signed a nuclear arms reduction treaty when Obama is asking for money to build more nuclear weapons.....
what are you but my reflection? who am i to judge or strike you down?
"I will promise you this, that if we have not gotten our troops out by the time I am president, it is the first thing I will do. I will get our troops home. We will bring an end to this war. You can take that to the bank." - Barack Obama
when you told me 'if you can't beat 'em, join 'em'
i was thinkin 'death before dishonor'