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The law of the land...

otterotter Posts: 769
edited March 2010 in A Moving Train
The government is about to point it's gigantic finger at 30 million poor people and say..."you now have health insurance!!....go to the doctor" And they'll be like "but I can't pay for that" Then the government will say "shut up, you have it now, you don't have to pay now..we will talk to the IRS and they'll get the money from you"

I hope you all are ready for preventative health care. All of our medical records are going on-line. So here's the senario...

You open your mailbox and find an official looking envelope from the Fed. The letter reads "The weight that was recorded at your most recent doctor's appointment shows that you are not in the guidelines of the law. Please report to your nearest Department of Fat Control." or "Your urine test shows xxxx, you do not have a prescription for xxxx. Please report to your nearest Department of Drug enforcement" or "Your hearing test shows that you have been listening to Pearl Jam with the volume full"

Get ready for everything you do to be regulated for health purposes.
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  • OnTheEdgeOnTheEdge Posts: 1,300
    So McDonalds is fucked
    So much for smokin dope or popping pills

    But God Damn It!!!! YOU'RE NOT TAKING AWAY MY PEARL JAM! :twisted:
  • sweet adelinesweet adeline Posts: 2,191
    otter wrote:
    The government is about to point it's gigantic finger at 30 million poor people and say..."you now have health insurance!!....go to the doctor" And they'll be like "but I can't pay for that" Then the government will say "shut up, you have it now, you don't have to pay now..we will talk to the IRS and they'll get the money from you"

    I hope you all are ready for preventative health care. All of our medical records are going on-line. So here's the senario...

    You open your mailbox and find an official looking envelope from the Fed. The letter reads "The weight that was recorded at your most recent doctor's appointment shows that you are not in the guidelines of the law. Please report to your nearest Department of Fat Control." or "Your urine test shows xxxx, you do not have a prescription for xxxx. Please report to your nearest Department of Drug enforcement" or "Your hearing test shows that you have been listening to Pearl Jam with the volume full"

    Get ready for everything you do to be regulated for health purposes.

    yeah, because that's exactly what it's like in countries with REAL socialized medicine :roll:
  • gimmesometruth27gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 23,303
    sweet adeline wrote:
    yeah, because that's exactly what it's like in countries with REAL socialized medicine :roll:

    that's what i was going to say lol...

    seriously, would it be a bad thing if there was a little prodding or incentivising from the government to get some of these morbidly obese or chronically ill people eating a tad helathier or walking around the block a few times?

    i think preventive medicine and actual health education in school health classes would go a long way.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • markin ballmarkin ball Posts: 1,075
    "They're gonna...they're gonna..."

    "How do you know?"

    "Because."

    "Because why."

    "The radio said."

    "Have they done anything yet?"

    "No...but they're gonna."
    "First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win ."

    "With our thoughts we make the world"
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