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I challenge all of PJ to a cage fight to the death

eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
edited March 2010 in The Porch
That's right me against all of PJ at the same time. Well, except Boom. That dude has a blade or two hidden in his hair and I prefer to be the only one sneaking weapons in. Someone has to learn these sell-outs a lesson...
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,949
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:
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    ? :twisted:
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  • TheVan218TheVan218 Posts: 302
    I think you fail to remember all members have fighting history. Jeff's beaten Mike Tyson, Stone's whooped Shawn Michaels, Mike's taken on Chuck Lidell, and Eddie's conquered male pattern baldness.
  • washedinblack91washedinblack91 Posts: 3,078
    mike will use his face-melting abilities for evil this time! :twisted:
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    Peace & Love man.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    any rules?




    waits for the fight club references
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    imalive wrote:
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:

    I already fought Jeff once and made him cry, but in all fairness, he did steal my basketball.
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  • TheVan218TheVan218 Posts: 302
    norm wrote:
    any rules?




    waits for the fight club references

    Yes, a rule stating that there is no rules, and two other rules which reiterate the same point and contradict the other one.
  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    TheVan218 wrote:
    norm wrote:
    any rules?




    waits for the fight club references

    Yes, a rule stating that there is no rules, and two other rules which reiterate the same point and contradict the other one.

    Hey, what rules are you guys talkin' about? 8-)
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  • shellerizmshellerizm Posts: 127
    imalive wrote:
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:


    didn't you see that video of when he got jumped? he ran like a sissy-la-la
  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 29,949
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I already fought Jeff once and made him cry, but in all fairness, he did steal my basketball.

    you...again with the basketball story?? :wtf:

    that was some funny shit.
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    shellerizm wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:


    didn't you see that video of when he got jumped? he ran like a sissy-la-la

    When you're from Montana, the only thing you know how to confront is a Grizzly. Street thugs are scary!
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    imalive wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    I already fought Jeff once and made him cry, but in all fairness, he did steal my basketball.

    you...again with the basketball story?? :wtf:

    that was some funny shit.

    Wasn't funny at the time. That was a left-handed ball I got for my birthday.
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  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Wasn't funny at the time. That was a left-handed ball I got for my birthday.


    wait...jeff stole your left ball? no wonder you're pissed
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    imalive wrote:
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:


    one word.

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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    norm wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Wasn't funny at the time. That was a left-handed ball I got for my birthday.


    wait...jeff stole your left ball? no wonder you're pissed

    That was a whole different time and I was really drunk, but yes he did, and yes I am. Hey, there's a first time for everything, right?
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  • shellerizmshellerizm Posts: 127
    eyedclaar wrote:
    shellerizm wrote:
    imalive wrote:
    Jeff, by himself, would kick your ass! :shock:


    didn't you see that video of when he got jumped? he ran like a sissy-la-la

    When you're from Montana, the only thing you know how to confront is a Grizzly. Street thugs are scary!


    I guess you are right, I am philly and know all about getting jumped, the last thing you do is run.
  • CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    shellerizm wrote:
    I guess you are right, I am philly and know all about getting jumped, the last thing you do is run.


    What's the first thing?
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  • MB60622MB60622 Posts: 4
    Agreed,...Jeff Ament would Definately kick the holy fu**en shit out of you!
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