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What Causes Pearl Jam's Breakup?? Reviving an old THread....
YO YO YO...I was looking at old threads and found one that asked to post crazy ways the band would break up........I thought we could try again.....
1. Stone goes on a campaign to save Polar Bears and gets speared by Eskimos after he accidentally lands his solar-powered-flying-research-machine on the Chief's Igloo.
2. At the '08 Hermosa Beach show, Mike goes into an Even-Flow solo and has a seizure/trance that keeps him locked and soloing the song for the next twenty five years.
3. As Pearl Jam is in the studio and wrapping up their new album, titled "Meat", Jeff surprises the band. He decides that he needs to make up all the years of wearing hats and long socks by wearing hats and long socks, but nothing else. To make matters worse, he also elects to hold the bass very high on his chest, especially when jumping around on stage.
4. At a secret Santa Cruz show, Eddie passes out his bottle of wine to the crowd. While the bottle makes its rounds it ends up touching the lips of Sky "redwood" Henderson, a hippy that just dropped way too much acid. The bottle then makes its way right back to the stage and directly to Eddie. Within thirty minutes Eddie is sitting down and looking at the bassdrum while consulting his friend, the friendly talking Gluestick. The gluestick then convinces Ed to change his name to Grizzlebee von Barron and to write countless songs about a miniature giraffe named Herman, which he does for the next twenty years.
5. Matt jokingly claims that Boom wears a wig. Boom giggles as he walked out of the room, but, as he passed, Matt made the mistake to pull on the back of Boom's hair and ended up holding the wig as Boom pulverized him.
6. Boom leaves the band and it doesnt cause them to break up. Knowing this ahead of time, the band is left with not choice but to break up.
1. Stone goes on a campaign to save Polar Bears and gets speared by Eskimos after he accidentally lands his solar-powered-flying-research-machine on the Chief's Igloo.
2. At the '08 Hermosa Beach show, Mike goes into an Even-Flow solo and has a seizure/trance that keeps him locked and soloing the song for the next twenty five years.
3. As Pearl Jam is in the studio and wrapping up their new album, titled "Meat", Jeff surprises the band. He decides that he needs to make up all the years of wearing hats and long socks by wearing hats and long socks, but nothing else. To make matters worse, he also elects to hold the bass very high on his chest, especially when jumping around on stage.
4. At a secret Santa Cruz show, Eddie passes out his bottle of wine to the crowd. While the bottle makes its rounds it ends up touching the lips of Sky "redwood" Henderson, a hippy that just dropped way too much acid. The bottle then makes its way right back to the stage and directly to Eddie. Within thirty minutes Eddie is sitting down and looking at the bassdrum while consulting his friend, the friendly talking Gluestick. The gluestick then convinces Ed to change his name to Grizzlebee von Barron and to write countless songs about a miniature giraffe named Herman, which he does for the next twenty years.
5. Matt jokingly claims that Boom wears a wig. Boom giggles as he walked out of the room, but, as he passed, Matt made the mistake to pull on the back of Boom's hair and ended up holding the wig as Boom pulverized him.
6. Boom leaves the band and it doesnt cause them to break up. Knowing this ahead of time, the band is left with not choice but to break up.
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2. At the '08 Hermosa Beach show, Mike goes into an Even-Flow solo and has a seizure/trance that keeps him locked and soloing the song for the next twenty five years.
- thats the best possible ending i think
Hahahahahaha....legally retarded.........great band name....
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