EV Mini TOur Demands By ME

AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
edited February 2008 in The Porch
1. Crashious Hoodies, a custom one for each city.
2. Klausen Posters that are plentiful so that there is no need for ebay to earn money from Eddie's and Brad's talent.
3. Beer at every venue. No bs beer either....Im talking Guinness or Newcastle on TAP.
4. Official BOotlegs available 1 hour after the show.
5. Eddie must dress in a large pickle outlfit for his first encore.
6. While taking a cigarette break, Eddie plays an E chord for ten minutes, mixing up his strumming pattern and making faces like something amazing is going to happen, but its just another E.....
7. THe rest of the band are the Ushers and have to wear mini tuxedos.
8. Free taxi rides home.
9. Eddie stands at the door and thanks each one of us for coming. "Thanks, thanks, come again..." "Thanks you, it was great" "Thanks, hey nice shirt"
10. Front Row Seats with back massagers
11. Eddie takes requests and NOBODY yells Freebird.
12. After the taxi drops me off, I eat my gourment feel on that is waiting for me on the table and then I get to do the dirty with my wife before I fall asleep with my ears still ringing.
13. THe tour never ends.
14. A bottle of Red Wine for everyone in the house.
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  • You forgot a bottle of red wine for everyone in the first ten rows!!
    Buy the ticket, Take the ride..

    10/20/91 (Omaha), 7/25/92 (Lolla/Denver), 3/7/94 (Denver), 6/20/95 (Red Rocks), 11/14/97 (Oakland), 6/23/98 (Denver), 10/25/00 (SD), 6/05/03 (SD), 10/8/04 (FL), 7/2/06 (Denver), 7/17/08 (VH1-Who Tribute LA), 10/6/09 (LA), 10/7/09 (LA), 9/3/11 & 9/4/11(PJ20), 12/06/13 (Seattle), 10/09/14 (Lincoln)..
  • I'm all for the hoodies! Crash is making me one right now from my T from the Hurricane Katrina benefit at the HOB in Chicago. Can't wait to see it!
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Thank you, I most certainly did forget that.......I just edited it.
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    I'm all for the hoodies! Crash is making me one right now from my T from the Hurricane Katrina benefit at the HOB in Chicago. Can't wait to see it!

    Is the t-shirt that amazing Klausen Art Nouveau print??? He made me one from the Showbox 2004.....best thing I own...
  • Maybe we should add that Ed takes a song request from everyone in the audience.. Starting with Row 1, stage left, and working his way up!
    Buy the ticket, Take the ride..

    10/20/91 (Omaha), 7/25/92 (Lolla/Denver), 3/7/94 (Denver), 6/20/95 (Red Rocks), 11/14/97 (Oakland), 6/23/98 (Denver), 10/25/00 (SD), 6/05/03 (SD), 10/8/04 (FL), 7/2/06 (Denver), 7/17/08 (VH1-Who Tribute LA), 10/6/09 (LA), 10/7/09 (LA), 9/3/11 & 9/4/11(PJ20), 12/06/13 (Seattle), 10/09/14 (Lincoln)..
  • Sorry, i just saw you had something about requests..i should be more attentive...
    Buy the ticket, Take the ride..

    10/20/91 (Omaha), 7/25/92 (Lolla/Denver), 3/7/94 (Denver), 6/20/95 (Red Rocks), 11/14/97 (Oakland), 6/23/98 (Denver), 10/25/00 (SD), 6/05/03 (SD), 10/8/04 (FL), 7/2/06 (Denver), 7/17/08 (VH1-Who Tribute LA), 10/6/09 (LA), 10/7/09 (LA), 9/3/11 & 9/4/11(PJ20), 12/06/13 (Seattle), 10/09/14 (Lincoln)..
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Sorry, i just saw you had something about requests..i should be more attentive...

    Hahahahahah...........no problem. I agree though, everyone should get one song request. 2078 songs on 89 disks.....
  • thats fucking hilarious dude

    very nice ! as borat would say.
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    work = work + 1;
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    else if (work >= 0) {
    reality.equals(false);
    work = work +1;
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    return 0;}
  • Tackalac wrote:
    Is the t-shirt that amazing Klausen Art Nouveau print??? He made me one from the Showbox 2004.....best thing I own...

    Yes, if you mean the red and white one. Are you the person who posted the code that people from the Pit could use to save some money? If so...Thanks a bunch!

    Very similar to this... http://www.expressobeans.com/public/detail.php/28875
    PJ FANS ROCK!!!

    Finally got that "One for the Thumb"!!! Got the "Six Pack". Now we're on a "Stairway to Seven"

    Some words when spoken...can't be taken back.

    "Seeing a brick wall straight ahead and stepping on the gas." Eddie...Pittsburgh 6/23/06
  • hahah nice! 6 and 7 were hilarious
    Vancouver 09/02/05, so far so good
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Yes, if you mean the red and white one. Are you the person who posted the code that people from the Pit could use to save some money? If so...Thanks a bunch!

    Very similar to this... http://www.expressobeans.com/public/detail.php/28875

    Im gunna find a tshirt on ebay and have one made for me too!! That is one of my favorite posters of all time.....thanks for the idea!! Hope you dont mind
  • 9. Eddie stands at the door and thanks each one of us for coming.
    Is there any chance that I can get a "Buh-Bye." thrown in?
    Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Is there any chance that I can get a "Buh-Bye." thrown in?

    Absolutely. Some, thanks, thanks...you were great,,...great crowd...great shirt man...
  • I have that shirt from the House Of Blues show with Robert Plant. It is an XL and it has not been worn. I might consider letting it go.
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Crazy Mark wrote:
    I have that shirt from the House Of Blues show with Robert Plant. It is an XL and it has not been worn. I might consider letting it go.

    I will trade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Tackalac wrote:
    I will trade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    What do you have in mind?
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    Crazy Mark wrote:
    What do you have in mind?

    Ummmm...I have so many cool things. I have never traded this, (and you may have no interest), but I went to the Eddie Vedder/Sean Penn talk at the Hilton in LA...I recorded it with an HD camera...sound and picture is amazing.....just an interesting interview that nobody has ever seen....

    Ummmm...posters,.......??
  • Tackalac wrote:
    Ummmm...I have so many cool things. I have never traded this, (and you may have no interest), but I went to the Eddie Vedder/Sean Penn talk at the Hilton in LA...I recorded it with an HD camera...sound and picture is amazing.....just an interesting interview that nobody has ever seen....

    Ummmm...posters,.......??


    Send me your number if you want to discuss a trade
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    I hereby officially support the candidacy of this thread as becoming the best post/thread ever on the pit .... and possibly the most hilarious! I seriously just burped myself :D
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    I hereby officially support the candidacy of this thread as becoming the best post/thread ever on the pit .... and possibly the most hilarious! I seriously just burped myself :D


    Thank you thank you.....and more importantly, I thank me........
  • FahkaFahka Posts: 3,187
    Tackalac wrote:
    Thank you thank you.....and more importantly, I thank me........



    will you perform at my next birthday party?




    :D

    :D
  • 58823005882300 Posts: 813
    I Heart You
  • AnonAnon Posts: 11,175
    5882300 wrote:
    I Heart You

    Little old me??????
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