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Woman Shaving Privates Causes Florida Car Crash

patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
http://www.newser.com/story/82644/woman ... crash.html

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  • ClaireackClaireack Posts: 13,561
    Must remember never to do that :shock:
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  • aspoonfulweighsatonaspoonfulweighsaton Posts: 2,055
    Well, somebody has to say it...



    This thread is useless without pics!

    :D
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    Based on the story line with the ex manning the wheel while she's shaving for her big date, I'm guessing she probably looks a bit like this.

    meth.addict.jpg
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    It could have gotten real ugly if she hit a speed bump!
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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    oh my, so wrong, who does these type of things, I hope there is a picture of her in the daily newspaper around there so that she will be forever known as the crotch shaving hit & runner
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  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,201
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    http://www.newser.com/story/82644/woman-shaving-privates-causes-florida-car-crash.html

    :lol:

    She should be charged with GUI....Grooming Under The Influence...seriously though is this any different than someone driving under the influence. To me it's just as dangerous and she should be treated the same or worse.

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  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    g under p wrote:
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    http://www.newser.com/story/82644/woman-shaving-privates-causes-florida-car-crash.html

    :lol:

    She should be charged with GUI....Grooming Under The Influence...seriously though is this any different than someone driving under the influence. To me it's just as dangerous and she should be treated the same or worse.

    peace

    haha GUI is hilarious
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • thesewordselopethesewordselope Posts: 781
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

    She should have touched up her roots while she was at it :o
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 30,384
    CanadasPearl wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

    She should have touched up her roots while she was at it :o

    Where on her head or down in the cave , shit what a seahag ..
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  • patrickredeyespatrickredeyes Posts: 8,834
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367


    Good work finding her picture. lol
  • smarcheesmarchee Windsor, Ontario Posts: 14,539
    patrickredeyes wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367


    Good work finding her picture. lol

    no shit, I had to search after I read this, it took a bit, but I got it
    1998 ~ Barrie
    2003 ~ Toronto
    2005 ~ London, Toronto
    2006 ~ Toronto
    2008 ~ Hartford, Mansfied I,
    2009 ~ Toronto, Chicago I, Chicago II
    2010 ~ Cleveland, Buffalo
    2011 ~ Toronto I, Toronto II, Ottawa, Hamilton
    2013 - London, Pittsburgh, Buffalo
    2014 - Detroit
    2019 - Chicago X 2
  • gabersgabers Posts: 2,787
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

    I was pretty close! :lol:
  • g under pg under p Surfing The far side of THE Sombrero Galaxy Posts: 18,201
    gabers wrote:
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367

    I was pretty close! :lol:


    Yes you were, I pictured a young teeny bopper but you were right there. :D

    peace
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    .....song_Music & Politics....Michael Franti

    *The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite INSANE*....Nikola Tesla(a man who shaped our world of electricity with his futuristic inventions)


  • MrMerkinballMrMerkinball Posts: 1,978
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367
    Yeeeeeowwwwza
  • m0jorisenm0jorisen Posts: 516
    any word if she vacuumed after words?
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  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    m0jorisen wrote:
    any word if she vacuumed after words?

    um...ew.

    Those Florida Keys folks are one nutty bunch, let me tell you!
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  • dunkmandunkman Posts: 19,646
    her ex-husband is called Ryan apparently. I just read that she was going to be Shaving Ryan's Privates also.


    it's ok.. i also groaned. ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 40,989
    Looking like that? Read "date" as a trick , and "exhusband" as pimp.
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  • morgie2morgie2 Posts: 1,065
    she must have been shaving her ass, preparing to walk backwards.
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  • WobbieWobbie Posts: 30,525
    smarchee wrote:
    oh my

    http://keywestmugshots.com/115367
    I thought Kurt was dead.
    mickeyrat wrote:
    Looking like that? Read "date" as a trick , and "exhusband" as pimp.
    :lol::lol::lol:
    If I had known then what I know now...

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