Liquid Ass

Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
edited March 2010 in All Encompassing Trip
Its name is appropriate


:sick:


My buddy bought some...wow


http://www.amazon.com/Bottles-Liquid-As ... B000OCDY2A
My drinking team has a hockey problem

The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
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  • eyedclaareyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    I'm afraid to ask... alcohol?
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm afraid to ask... alcohol?

    Nope

    http://www.amazon.com/Bottles-Liquid-As ... B000OCDY2A
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Black DiamondBlack Diamond Posts: 25,107
    eyedclaar wrote:
    I'm afraid to ask... alcohol?

    Nope

    http://www.amazon.com/Bottles-Liquid-As ... B000OCDY2A
    It's on sale! :shock:
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  • mickeyratmickeyrat Posts: 42,235
    how do you even search for this stuff to begin with?
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    mickeyrat wrote:
    how do you even search for this stuff to begin with?

    A local radio station had the "inventors" on

    This stuff is so bad smelling...a guy at my work would put it on some tissues and leave it in peoples trash cans
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Thanks Phantom, for ensuring my route to becoming single, but at the same time accomplishign the best prank my circle of friends will ever experience in their drunken haze. :lol::lol:

    8-)

    Purchased. :)
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    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
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  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thanks Phantom, for ensuring my route to becoming single, but at the same time accomplishign the best prank my circle of friends will ever experience in their drunken haze. :lol::lol:

    8-)

    Purchased. :)


    HaHa!! I'm telling you this stuff is nasty!

    Put some on the little lady's pillow ;)

    But glad I could help 8-)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thanks Phantom, for ensuring my route to becoming single, but at the same time accomplishign the best prank my circle of friends will ever experience in their drunken haze. :lol::lol:

    8-)

    Purchased. :)


    HaHa!! I'm telling you this stuff is nasty!

    Put some on the little lady's pillow ;)

    But glad I could help 8-)

    That might be too far....but definitely under careful consideration.

    She doesn't take too lightly to being the victim of a good prank. I once put baby powder in her hair dryer...I was sitting on the couch watching basketball nearly bursting at the seams with laughter just waiting for her to come after me....unfortunately some of the powder fell out before she turned it on...I'm probably lucky she didn't get antiqued...
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • FenwayFaithfulFenwayFaithful Posts: 8,626
    Wow, the possibilities are endless with this shit!
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    i'm speechless.


    :sick:
    :wtf:
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    oh wow.....
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Wow, the possibilities are endless with this shit!

    Nice one !
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Lizard wrote:
    i'm speechless.


    :sick:
    :wtf:


    Once u smell it you are rendered speechless

    :x

    In the office it can be a nice weapon
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    libragirl wrote:
    oh wow.....


    Can I interest u in a little liquid ass ?

    :D

    A few drops on a cell phone would be hilarious
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    dcfaithful wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    Thanks Phantom, for ensuring my route to becoming single, but at the same time accomplishign the best prank my circle of friends will ever experience in their drunken haze. :lol::lol:

    8-)

    Purchased. :)


    HaHa!! I'm telling you this stuff is nasty!

    Put some on the little lady's pillow ;)

    But glad I could help 8-)

    That might be too far....but definitely under careful consideration.

    She doesn't take too lightly to being the victim of a good prank. I once put baby powder in her hair dryer...I was sitting on the couch watching basketball nearly bursting at the seams with laughter just waiting for her to come after me....unfortunately some of the powder fell out before she turned it on...I'm probably lucky she didn't get antiqued...

    HaHa!

    Aren't you the one on here that threw the cold bucket of water on her while she was showering ?

    :twisted:
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • libragirllibragirl Posts: 4,632
    libragirl wrote:
    oh wow.....


    Can I interest u in a little liquid ass ?

    :D

    A few drops on a cell phone would be hilarious


    hmmm...interesting :lol:
    These cuts are leaving creases. Trace the scars to fit the pieces, to tell the story, you don't need to say a word.
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    libragirl wrote:
    libragirl wrote:
    oh wow.....


    Can I interest u in a little liquid ass ?

    :D

    A few drops on a cell phone would be hilarious


    hmmm...interesting :lol:


    I haven't had the pleasure of the spray just the drops

    In HS guys would bring in stink bombs and break them on people or throw them down a hallway

    Yes WE never mature :lol::)
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    dcfaithful wrote:

    That might be too far....but definitely under careful consideration.

    She doesn't take too lightly to being the victim of a good prank. I once put baby powder in her hair dryer...I was sitting on the couch watching basketball nearly bursting at the seams with laughter just waiting for her to come after me....unfortunately some of the powder fell out before she turned it on...I'm probably lucky she didn't get antiqued...

    HaHa!

    Aren't you the one on here that threw the cold bucket of water on her while she was showering ?

    :twisted:

    Yep, that's me. Guilty as charged. That one never gets old. I still do it to this day. :twisted:

    Maturity is no where near my scope of personal development.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful...that's hilarious! You really need to start a practical joke thread and tell us more!!! :lol: Your poor gf! haha
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dcfaithful...that's hilarious! You really need to start a practical joke thread and tell us more!!! :lol: Your poor gf! haha

    She's a sweetheart. She puts up with so much shit from me.

    I've got a new prank planned...but I like your idea and I'll go ahead and start a thread. Find my newest shenanigan in there! :twisted:

    Phantom, I expect to see you present.
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • ZiggyStarZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    dcfaithful wrote:

    She's a sweetheart. She puts up with so much shit from me.

    I've got a new prank planned...but I like your idea and I'll go ahead and start a thread. Find my newest shenanigan in there! :twisted:

    Excellent! Looking forward to it! 8-)
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  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:

    She's a sweetheart. She puts up with so much shit from me.

    I've got a new prank planned...but I like your idea and I'll go ahead and start a thread. Find my newest shenanigan in there! :twisted:

    Excellent! Looking forward to it! 8-)

    It's alive!!!!! MWAHAHAHA! :twisted:
    7/2/06 - Denver, CO
    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • CorduroyboyCorduroyboy Posts: 1,256
    I used to drop stink bombs all over the area my buddy managed at Kmart during our college days. It made for our grand entrance and everyone else's exit. I've gotta get me some of this liquid ass, such a great prank item.
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Ever have Ass ale?

    A local bar by me has it. I love asking the waitresses for some ass. :D
  • Phantom PainPhantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    Ever have Ass ale?

    A local bar by me has it. I love asking the waitresses for some ass. :D

    HaHa...no never heard of it

    I'm afraid to ask how it tastes ?

    :x
    My drinking team has a hockey problem

    The ONLY thing better than a glass of beer is tea with Miss McGill



    A protuberance of flesh above the waistband of a tight pair of trousers
  • LikeAnOceanLikeAnOcean Posts: 7,718
    Ever have Ass ale?

    A local bar by me has it. I love asking the waitresses for some ass. :D

    HaHa...no never heard of it

    I'm afraid to ask how it tastes ?

    :x
    Like Bass. 8-)


    I think its another English beer.
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